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#1 Nov 25 2008 at 2:33 PM Rating: Excellent

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So cat's ************ hair-dyed coffin-dodger Paul McCartney has released his new album under the pseudonym "The Fireman".

With it's Killing Joke influenced production, I reluctantly have to admit that it's fairly listenable.

My favoUrite McCartney quote:

Interviewer: What does it feel like to be one of the most revered, successful and wealthy musicians in the world.
Macca: Well normally it's just something other people perceive, but the other day I was in the garden, weeding the rose beds, and the thought occurred to me: "FUckin' 'ell! I'm Paul McCartney!"

Smiley: lol

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#2 Nov 25 2008 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good

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I thought Paul was dead.

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#3 Nov 25 2008 at 2:37 PM Rating: Excellent

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sweetumssama wrote:

I thought Paul was dead.

Technically, maybe

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#4 Nov 25 2008 at 2:39 PM Rating: Decent

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On a related yet irrelevant note, I just wikipedia'd Paul and it may be possible that his entry has the highest number of footnotes for any entry on the site.

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#5 Nov 25 2008 at 2:57 PM Rating: Good

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I always loved the frog song! Smiley: smile

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#6 Nov 25 2008 at 3:11 PM Rating: Decent

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I'm sure he spends a great deal of time weeding his rose beds. Is that some sort of British idiom for ******* a legless chick?

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#7 Nov 25 2008 at 3:12 PM Rating: Excellent

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Commander GwynapNud wrote:

I always loved the frog snog! Smiley: smile

FTFY

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#8 Nov 25 2008 at 4:46 PM Rating: Decent

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Nobby wrote:

Commander GwynapNud wrote:

I always loved the frog snog!

FTFY

Well it might turn into a princess...

Well it might!

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#9 Nov 25 2008 at 4:54 PM Rating: Decent

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I liked him with Wings. Has he done anything since then?

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#10 Nov 25 2008 at 5:01 PM Rating: Good

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McCartnys a cnut. I hate his music and I hate his....everything about him, FFS.

His ex missus (the one who died) made some bloody fine sausages tho,

But him? F'ucking ****** of the first order.

****.

Ps. Rate down for Elinda too. Wings!!1!11! F'uck off! They were a low point in what was a fu'cking offensive already, musical career.

Edited, Nov 26th 2008 1:03am by paulsol

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#11 Nov 25 2008 at 5:06 PM Rating: Good

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paulsol wrote:

Ps. Rate down for Elinda too. Wings!!1!11! F'uck off! They were a low point in what was a fu'cking offensive already, musical career.

I have fond memories of the roller rink, disco ball flashing, wheels spinning and Wings blaring over cheap speakers.

...'band on the run',lalalalalala, I can't here you.

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#12 Nov 25 2008 at 5:25 PM Rating: Excellent

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Elinda wrote:

lalalalalala, I can't here you.

Hear, therr and everywere?

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