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Sarah Palin pardons a Turkey a week before anyone else. However, she kinda forgets where she is after and the dude behind her proceeds to slaughter a few birds while she's getting interviewed.
But hell, at least she answered some questions from the media.
Edited, Nov 21st 2008 1:12am by Omegavegeta
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"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
I bet that turkey tastes delicious.
What, does that chute thing just grind the turkey's head off?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Someone inform PETA that voting Republican is now tantamount to drowning a sack of kittens.
Debalic wrote:
What, does that chute thing just grind the turkey's head off?
Oh Turkey, why do you have to be so delicious?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Mindel wrote:
Debalic wrote:
What, does that chute thing just grind the turkey's head off?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
I heard about a chicken whose head was not detached down low enough. Enough of the brain stem was still attached to the spinal cord to control basic motor functions: i.e. it could still run around, the heart could beat, etc. It lived for a while before it died from starvation.
Oh god, that video is too perfectly hilarious. I thought it was fake for a minute.
I also love that MSNBC had to blur out the turkey carnage. The original broadcast is uncensored.
Also, the way that guy kept leering at Palin as he shoved the turkey into the grinder...reminded me of Caddyshack when Bill Murray is fantasizing about the women golfers as he pumps the ball washer.
trickybeck wrote:
Also, the way that guy kept leering at Palin as he shoved the turkey into the grinder...reminded me of Caddyshack when Bill Murray is fantasizing about the women golfers as he pumps the ball washer.
The way that guy looked (and was looking at Sarah and the camera) was way creepier than what he was doing.
Nadenu wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
Also, the way that guy kept leering at Palin as he shoved the turkey into the grinder...reminded me of Caddyshack when Bill Murray is fantasizing about the women golfers as he pumps the ball washer.
The way that guy looked (and was looking at Sarah and the camera) was way creepier than what he was doing.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
the creepiest part was, once again, her small-minded drivel that, for some reason, she, the media and too many others think we need to hear.
I tried to pay attention to the words, but it made no damn sense (typically).
I'm at work so I had it muted; the visuals were good enough.
Tare wrote:
Oh Turkey, why do you have to be so delicious?
My thoughts exactly.
I'm wracked with guilt, but not so much that I'm not going to enjoy every tender morsel I roast on Thursday, stuffed with delicious dressing.
Guilt tastes of cornbread and sage.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Guilt tastes of cornbread and sage.
amen
Id like to see if she acknowledges how brutal that video was or apologizes or... anything. God this woman has been such great entertainment.. between shooting things from helicopters and having turkeys decapitated in the back round idk if they were trying to get a vice president elected or a warlord :P
Master ketrel wrote:
Id like to see if she acknowledges how brutal that video was or apologizes or... anything.
How do you imagine that meat gets to the grocery store?
There was nothing offensive and nothing to apologize for. It was simply humorous imagery.
trickybeck wrote:
There was nothing offensive and nothing to apologize for. It was simply humorous imagery.
Well, it was offensive in the sense of what the Pardon is supposed to stand for. Part of the tradition of the pardoning of the turkey is that selected turkey remains unharmed for the rest of its life.
Having that same image coupled with the slaughter of the turkeys (even if not the same turkey) would be offensive to the tradition.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Yeah, not really. If anything it emphasized the point.
It's just funny. Let that be enough.
It's just funny. Let that be enough.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Master ketrel wrote:
Id like to see if she acknowledges how brutal that video was or apologizes or... anything. God this woman has been such great entertainment.. between shooting things from helicopters and having turkeys decapitated in the back round idk if they were trying to get a vice president elected or a warlord :P
Please go back to jerking off too Chocobo ****.
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