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#1 Nov 20 2008 at 4:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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So sayeth Mr. Borowitz

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In the first two weeks since the election, President-elect Barack Obama has broken with a tradition established over the past eight years through his controversial use of complete sentences, political observers say.

Millions of Americans who watched Mr. Obama's appearance on CBS's 60 Minutes on Sunday witnessed the president-elect's unorthodox verbal tick, which had Mr. Obama employing grammatically correct sentences virtually every time he opened his mouth.

But Mr. Obama's decision to use complete sentences in his public pronouncements carries with it certain risks, since after the last eight years many Americans may find his odd speaking style jarring.

According to presidential historian Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota, some Americans might find it "alienating" to have a president who speaks English as if it were his first language.

"Every time Obama opens his mouth, his subjects and verbs are in agreement," says Mr. Logsdon. "If he keeps it up, he is running the risk of sounding like an elitist."

The historian said that if Mr. Obama insists on using complete sentences in his speeches, the public may find itself saying, "Okay, subject, predicate, subject predicate -- we get it, stop showing off."

The president-elect's stubborn insistence on using complete sentences has already attracted a rebuke from one of his harshest critics, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska.

"Talking with complete sentences there and also too talking in a way that ordinary Americans like Joe the Plumber and Tito the Builder can't really do there, I think needing to do that isn't tapping into what Americans are needing also," she said.



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#2 Nov 20 2008 at 4:27 PM Rating: Default
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WTF? I like the way he talks. The whole 'article' is a pretty stupid joke.

The way this Borowitz fellow sounds, reminds me of Idiocracy.
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#3REDACTED, Posted: Nov 20 2008 at 4:31 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) "Sounding like an elitist" So... if you can actually speak, you're an elitist? Excellent thinking there, Mr. Logsdon.
#4 Nov 20 2008 at 5:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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WTF? I like the way he talks. The whole 'article' is a pretty stupid joke.

The way this Borowitz fellow sounds, reminds me of Idiocracy.

Are you feeling alright in the head?




Edited, Nov 20th 2008 7:34pm by trickybeck
#5 Nov 20 2008 at 5:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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#6TirithRR, Posted: Nov 20 2008 at 5:33 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I acknowledged the joke, but stated it was a stupid one.
#7 Nov 20 2008 at 5:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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TirithRR wrote:
I acknowledged the joke, but stated it was a stupid one.


See if you like this one better.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?"
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#8 Nov 20 2008 at 6:05 PM Rating: Default
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Kakar the Great wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
I acknowledged the joke, but stated it was a stupid one.


See if you like this one better.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?"


How do you make a dead baby float?








Take you foot off it's head.
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#9 Nov 20 2008 at 6:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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I should have known you'd be into the dead baby jokes.
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#10 Nov 20 2008 at 8:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Kakar the Great wrote:
I should have known you'd be into the dead baby jokes.


I just remember them from Junior high. A few people were going around all year in 7th grade saying them. Blenders, wheel barrels, shovels, stakes, nails... just about anything could be used with dead babies.
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#11 Nov 21 2008 at 4:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Ahh, love them dead baby jokes!

As for this article....Huffington Post? This looks like a cousin to The Onion.
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#12 Nov 21 2008 at 4:22 AM Rating: Good
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Well, if he spoke perfect Spanish I'm sure he could make up for his deficit in butchering English.
#13 Nov 21 2008 at 4:38 AM Rating: Good
Tirrith is unfamiliar with the concept of irony.
#14 Nov 21 2008 at 6:05 AM Rating: Decent
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There's nothing wrong with dead baby jokes! In fact, often they're my way of putting people I've just met at ease.

#15 Nov 21 2008 at 6:06 AM Rating: Good
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Youshutup wrote:
There's nothing wrong with dead baby jokes! In fact, often they're my way of putting people I've just met at ease.

You hang out at the playground too?
#16 Nov 21 2008 at 6:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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"Talking with complete sentences there and also too talking in a way that ordinary Americans like Joe the Plumber and Tito the Builder can't really do there, I think needing to do that isn't tapping into what Americans are needing also," she said.


haha, I love it.
#17 Nov 21 2008 at 7:11 AM Rating: Good
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Sounds like something the Onion would have.

Haha @ Mr. Borowitz.
#18 Nov 21 2008 at 7:27 AM Rating: Good
Huffpost is the shrieking liberal harpy of the internet. Borowitz does their satire, though, so his articles do indeed look Onion-esque.
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