Obama should dispatch Ice Cube on a rocket powered motorcycle immediately. Cube should be sworn to secrecy and only allowed to communicate on the mission by exclaiming "Oh HELL no!"
If there were some way he could use a giant snake as his primary weapon, that would also be advisable.
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