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#1 Nov 19 2008 at 7:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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And he's a mouthy one!

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In al-Qaida's first response to Obama's victory, al-Zawahri also called the president-elect — along with secretaries of state Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice — "house negroes."


That's gonna get you one in the head, buddy.

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#2 Nov 19 2008 at 8:14 AM Rating: Good
Well, I suppose when you've been stuck in a cave eating cockroaches for 5 years, you've got to find some way of making you feel better about your ****** situation.
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#3 Nov 19 2008 at 12:39 PM Rating: Default
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Well, I suppose when you've been stuck in a cave eating cockroaches for 5 years, you've got to find some way of making you feel better about your sh*tty situation.


Nuff said! I have always wondered what it is like to be so ignorant. I think I would rather be blind.
#4 Nov 19 2008 at 12:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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BentButNotBroke wrote:
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Well, I suppose when you've been stuck in a cave eating cockroaches for 5 years, you've got to find some way of making you feel better about your sh*tty situation.


Nuff said! I have always wondered what it is like to be so ignorant. I think I would rather be blind.


Meh.
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#5 Nov 19 2008 at 1:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, I suppose when you've been stuck in a cave eating cockroaches for 5 years, you've got to find some way of making you feel better about your sh*tty situation.
The idea of it cracked me up. As if Obama is going to say "Wait.. they called me a 'house negro'*?" And then be depressed for the rest of the day or something. Obama probably hears worse things said about him before he gets his morning coffee.



Did they actually say 'negro' or is that the media cleaning it up until it can be printed?
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#6 Nov 19 2008 at 1:15 PM Rating: Default
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Meh.
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#7 Nov 19 2008 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good
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BentButNotBroke wrote:
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Meh.
Defination please
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#8 Nov 19 2008 at 1:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Meh.
Defination please
Medical Emergency Helicopter.


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#9 Nov 19 2008 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Well, I suppose when you've been stuck in a cave eating cockroaches for 5 years, you've got to find some way of making you feel better about your sh*tty situation.
The idea of it cracked me up. As if Obama is going to say "Wait.. they called me a 'house negro'*?" And then be depressed for the rest of the day or something. Obama probably hears worse things said about him before he gets his morning coffee.



Did they actually say 'negro' or is that the media cleaning it up until it can be printed?


"House slaves" was the literal translation, but "house Negroes" was supplied by the subtitles, it seems:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27800654/
#10 Nov 19 2008 at 1:21 PM Rating: Default
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Medical Emergency Helicopter.



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* Multiple-effect humidification
* Microsomal epoxide hydrolase
* the IATA code of Mehamn Airport
* the ISO 639-3 language code for Mixtec, Southwestern Tlaxiaco, a Mixtecan language


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??? and why would you need it?
#11 Nov 19 2008 at 1:23 PM Rating: Good
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#12 Nov 19 2008 at 1:25 PM Rating: Default
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"House slaves" was the literal translation, but "house Negroes" was supplied by the subtitles, it seems:


wow..interesting, and from, I think the source was msnbc? F-ing media! I need a smoke
#13 Nov 19 2008 at 1:27 PM Rating: Default
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HaHA .... ok now I'm not so pissed about
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"House slaves" was the literal translation, but "house Negroes" was supplied by the subtitles, it seems
but it is still smoke break time =)~
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Obama should dispatch Ice Cube on a rocket powered motorcycle immediately. Cube should be sworn to secrecy and only allowed to communicate on the mission by exclaiming "Oh HELL no!"

If there were some way he could use a giant snake as his primary weapon, that would also be advisable.
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#15 Nov 19 2008 at 2:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Obama probably hears worse things said about him before he gets his morning coffee.


How would you like your coffee, black sir?
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Obama should dispatch Ice Cube on a rocket powered motorcycle immediately. Cube should be sworn to secrecy and only allowed to communicate on the mission by exclaiming "Oh HELL no!"

If there were some way he could use a giant snake as his primary weapon, that would also be advisable.


Oh but he *does*...believe me...mmmm mmmm MMMM!

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#18 Nov 20 2008 at 1:29 AM Rating: Good
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News story about the word "meh" entering the Collins English dictionary.

"The dictionary defines "meh" as an expression of indifference or boredom, or an adjective meaning mediocre or boring. "
#19 Nov 20 2008 at 4:21 AM Rating: Good
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Zawahri ripping his lines off Harry Belefonte now.. http://archives.cnn.com/2002/US/10/15/belafonte.powell/ disappointing


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He's been Binladen's #2 ball licker for like 10 years now. I don't think that position has changed any time recently.


Edited, Nov 20th 2008 7:28am by Kelvyquayo
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#20 Nov 20 2008 at 6:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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He's been Binladen's #2 ball licker for like 10 years now. I don't think that position has changed any time recently.


Not that long, but I was mostly making fun of the fact that every time a camel driver dies of a heart attack we hear about how the #2 guy in AQ was killed by our valiant et ceteras.

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#21Donbayne, Posted: Nov 20 2008 at 1:10 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Yeah, Colin Powell sure wasn't licking anyone's balls when he signed up with Bush and made his pitiful pitch to the UN, and as soon as it was safe to jump from the sinking ship, there goes Powell, kissy kissy with Obama now.
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Yeah, Colin Powell sure wasn't licking anyone's balls when he signed up with Bush and made his pitiful pitch to the UN, and as soon as it was safe to jump from the sinking ship, there goes Powell, kissy kissy with Obama now.
That was random.
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