How'd he get a lift to make his get-away? Carpool? Tunneled his way out? And you think he'd be easy to find. Maybe he has an alibi, 'cept it'd be hard to pull off the whole working out at the gym excuse.
This thread is hilarious. Jean-Claude Van Damme and Street Fighter(1994movie) funny!
Seriously I just can't handle the sheer amount of puns in this thread. With that being said, I'll be sure to give this guy a high-five if I ever meet him.