I want a pigmy hippo for Christmas! AHHHH!!!
Jesus, look at his little ears!
Happy Friday.
Nexa
Edited, Nov 7th 2008 9:08am by Nexa
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Awww! I know what Thom's getting for his birthday!
"No, Thom, it's not a kitty"
"No, Thom, it's not a kitty"
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Soooooooo cute!!
Anyway, I see your pigmy hippo, and raise you a puppy white tiger.
If that's enough, what about a full grown hippo breaking a chair?
Anyway, I see your pigmy hippo, and raise you a puppy white tiger.
If that's enough, what about a full grown hippo breaking a chair?
I used to have a supervisor named Monifa.
Nice lady. Amazing voice. The kind of low sexy voice that has a future in TV commercials.
I wonder where she is today? Last I heard she was working for the USDA in PR.
Maybe she was cursed and turned into an adorable hippo?
Nice lady. Amazing voice. The kind of low sexy voice that has a future in TV commercials.
I wonder where she is today? Last I heard she was working for the USDA in PR.
Maybe she was cursed and turned into an adorable hippo?
I'm thinking a tiny suit of armor and a saddle, Perfect Wombat War steed!
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Ok, *that's* what I'm getting for Thom. A litter of white tiger cubs!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Yeah, but the tigers will get HUGE. This isn't just a baby hippo, it's a baby PYGMY hippo.
I guess Hippo and pygmy pot bellied pig DNA *does* splice. Next, a monkey with five asses.
Nexa
I guess Hippo and pygmy pot bellied pig DNA *does* splice. Next, a monkey with five asses.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
That pygmy hippo baby was on the evening news here. Sooooooooooooooooo adorable. At one point it was munching on the zoo-keeper's radio tucked behind her waist-band.
I'm a big fan of Tamarin monkeys, both the Golden Lion variety, and the Cotton-top variety. The adults are no larger than the size of an adult male human hand. Most videos don't convey how tiny they are, and thus how amazingly cute.
This youtube link shows twin Golden Lion Tamarin mokey babies. They would be no larger than a human man's finger... as long as it was a fluffy finger.
Linky: watch full vid for the cuteness.
To give you an idea of size, there's a tamarin monkey sitting on this man's shoulder right from the start of this 30s video. Look hard to his right, otherwise you'll miss it! http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=swsSGFN55xs&feature=related
And this is an adult Cotton-top tamarin here: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ2PZ0oBXSA&feature=related
I'm a big fan of Tamarin monkeys, both the Golden Lion variety, and the Cotton-top variety. The adults are no larger than the size of an adult male human hand. Most videos don't convey how tiny they are, and thus how amazingly cute.
This youtube link shows twin Golden Lion Tamarin mokey babies. They would be no larger than a human man's finger... as long as it was a fluffy finger.
Linky: watch full vid for the cuteness.
To give you an idea of size, there's a tamarin monkey sitting on this man's shoulder right from the start of this 30s video. Look hard to his right, otherwise you'll miss it! http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=swsSGFN55xs&feature=related
And this is an adult Cotton-top tamarin here: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ2PZ0oBXSA&feature=related
Nexa wrote:
Yeah, but the tigers will get HUGE. This isn't just a baby hippo, it's a baby PYGMY hippo.
I guess Hippo and pygmy pot bellied pig DNA *does* splice. Next, a monkey with five asses.
Nexa
I guess Hippo and pygmy pot bellied pig DNA *does* splice. Next, a monkey with five asses.
Nexa
I so want genetically modified jungle animals. Same as real ones, just 1/3 of the size. So you can have an elephant the size of a cat, or a giraffe, or a rihno... Or a hippo, which you can put in your bathtub, or jacuzzi if its his birthday.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Yeah, but the tigers will get HUGE. This isn't just a baby hippo, it's a baby PYGMY hippo.
I guess Hippo and pygmy pot bellied pig DNA *does* splice. Next, a monkey with five asses.
Nexa
I guess Hippo and pygmy pot bellied pig DNA *does* splice. Next, a monkey with five asses.
Nexa
I so want genetically modified jungle animals. Same as real ones, just 1/3 of the size. So you can have an elephant the size of a cat, or a giraffe, or a rihno... Or a hippo, which you can put in your bathtub, or jacuzzi if its his birthday.
Even a pygmy hippo ends up being around 6 feet long and 600 pounds. I could ride him around the yard!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Yeah, but the tigers will get HUGE. This isn't just a baby hippo, it's a baby PYGMY hippo.
I guess Hippo and pygmy pot bellied pig DNA *does* splice. Next, a monkey with five asses.
Nexa
I guess Hippo and pygmy pot bellied pig DNA *does* splice. Next, a monkey with five asses.
Nexa
I so want genetically modified jungle animals. Same as real ones, just 1/3 of the size. So you can have an elephant the size of a cat, or a giraffe, or a rihno... Or a hippo, which you can put in your bathtub, or jacuzzi if its his birthday.
Even a pygmy hippo ends up being around 6 feet long and 600 pounds. I could ride him around the yard!
Nexa
You might need a swimming pool, too.
Or you could always take him to Aqualand on the week-ends, I guess.
I just had an image of an adult pygmy hippo on a water-slide...
You realise that Hippo's are the most dangerous mammal on the planet right?
There is no s in planet, nor has there ever been, even for my standards thats a fail.
Edited, Nov 7th 2008 12:04pm by tarv
There is no s in planet, nor has there ever been, even for my standards thats a fail.
Edited, Nov 7th 2008 12:04pm by tarv
Baron von tarv wrote:
You realise that Hippo's are the most dangerous mammal on the planet right?
There is no s in planet, nor has there ever been, even for my standards thats a fail.
Edited, Nov 7th 2008 12:04pm by tarv
There is no s in planet, nor has there ever been, even for my standards thats a fail.
Edited, Nov 7th 2008 12:04pm by tarv
Oh hush, we're gushing over cute baby animals!
Just think of hippos as un-evolved whales.
If you want to gush, then click here.
*Edit silly link.
third time lucky.
Edited, Nov 7th 2008 12:47pm by tarv
*Edit silly link.
third time lucky.
Edited, Nov 7th 2008 12:47pm by tarv
Baron von tarv wrote:
The URL contained a malformed video ID.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Probably the smuck who had to follow it around with a shovel and a wheelbarrel.
Wow, that's an interesting article, it seems like Coolidge had his own personal zoo at the White House.
That reminds me of one of those nature shows where they talk about how animals tend to shrink in size on islands b/c of breeding and available resources--about how they used to have more of these and they were much much smaller, like the size of a dog or some such thing:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/04/080423-pygmy-elephants_2.html
Edited, Nov 7th 2008 1:31pm by Annabella
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/04/080423-pygmy-elephants_2.html
Edited, Nov 7th 2008 1:31pm by Annabella
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
So crazy evil people all this time have really been worshiping Abigail Adams' dog? Huh. That makes an ironicly amusing amount of sense actually.
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Nexa wrote:
I want a pigmy hippo for Christmas! AHHHH!!!
So that's what Eraserhead's kid grew up to be.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
So crazy evil people all this time have really been worshiping Abigail Adams' dog? Huh. That makes an ironicly amusing amount of sense actually.
Yeah, "The Church of Abigail Adams' Dog" didn't have quite the same ring.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Deathwysh wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I want a pigmy hippo for Christmas! AHHHH!!!
So that's what Eraserhead's kid grew up to be.
You've seen that movie too? I'm sorry for your lots.
Myself, I thought, "that's where they got the FFxi goblin faces from!"
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