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That sillyness that was a history making election has left me unable to sleep in my timezone. I've tried reading and watching TV but all that is on is talk of Obama. I've tried doing some work and nothing has slowed down this restless head. I would be tempted to try some 
but then I am not an alchoholic. What to do?
but then I am not an alchoholic. What to do?Kill yourself. It's the only way.
I need an example to follow, care to lead?
I take it the ************ didn't work out.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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I take it the ************ didn't work out
Your mind is like a gutter but thats why we love you
The One and Only GwynapNud wrote:
thats why we love you
Everybody luvs Nobby because they all live vicariously through me.
My arrogance is exceeded only by my modesty
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I cannot imagine you modest! 
Its working though
Its working though
I love Nobby because he's Nobby.
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I take it the ************ didn't work out.
I think you're doing it wrong.
Imagine Nobby's sexy SAW voice and THEN rub one out.
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Insomnia is a symptom[1] of a sleeping disorder characterized by persistent difficulty falling asleep or staying asleep despite the opportunity. It is typically followed by functional impairment while awake. Insomniacs have been known to complain about being unable to close their eyes or "rest their mind" for more than a few minutes at a time. Both organic and non-organic insomnia constitute a sleep disorder.[2][3]
According to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services in year 2007, approximately 64 million Americans suffer from insomnia on a regular basis each year.[4] Insomnia occurs 1.4 times more commonly in women than in men.[5]
According to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services in year 2007, approximately 64 million Americans suffer from insomnia on a regular basis each year.[4] Insomnia occurs 1.4 times more commonly in women than in men.[5]
Misery likes company. If I stay up much longer I'll have some insomniac Americans to share my pain.
Anyone fancy starting an "Insomniathon"?
Possibly, only if I had insomnia.
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only if I had insomnia
I pity you, its a world of joy where you get to watch terrible rubbish like celebrity scissorhands, watching people that Gbaji would not let marry mince about with terrible glasses and lip gloss. I'm in the prime of my life, I swear.
I think I'm fine with sleeping actually. I hear it's good for you.
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I think I'm fine with sleeping actually. I hear it's good for you
I know
Silly election hurt my body clock.
The One and Only GwynapNud wrote:
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only if I had insomnia
I pity you, its a world of joy where you get to watch terrible rubbish like celebrity scissorhands, watching people that Gbaji would not let marry mince about with terrible glasses and lip gloss. I'm in the prime of my life, I swear.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
The One and Only GwynapNud wrote:
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I think I'm fine with sleeping actually. I hear it's good for you
I know
Silly election hurt my body clock.
'Twill revert to it's normal ways soon.
Get drunk and/or try really really hard to stay awake.
At least you stop worrying about it..
At least you stop worrying about it..
I've finally started to doze off but with images of Nobby shaving an Albatross. With the SAW voice this is going to be one mad dream ..
Youshutup wrote:
Get drunk and/or try really really hard to stay awake.
At leastyou stop worrying about it we'll stop having to hear about it..
At least
FTFY
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
The One and Only GwynapNud wrote:
That sillyness that was a history making election has left me unable to sleep in my timezone. I've tried reading and watching TV but all that is on is talk of Obama. I've tried doing some work and nothing has slowed down this restless head. I would be tempted to try some but then I am not an alchoholic. What to do?
but then I am not an alchoholic. What to do?Um...how much do you think it takes to drink to become an alcoholic?
Here's a hint: it takes longer than one night.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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