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#27 Nov 06 2008 at 11:56 AM Rating: Good
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Well the restaurant is across the street from a park. The homeless man was at the park.

There is just one thing I can't understand. The guy was eating lunch with what appeared to be 4 of his co-workers. Why would anyone want to hang out with this douchehat.

Although the first thing that came to mind when the guy pulled this ******** was, "Holy **** is that Varus?".
#28 Nov 06 2008 at 12:02 PM Rating: Good
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I was not aware that there was an email circulating, but I see your point Totem. The only two emails I access are my work and college emails, and both receive no spam. I suppose that would explain why Nexa has read it three times already.

The restaurant is a place called Drago's in Metairie, LA. It is primarily a seafood restaurant, and I had char broiled oysters for an appetizer and crawfish etouffee for my entree. I'm quite sure no one cares anymore at this point, so I'll just go back to work.
#29 Nov 06 2008 at 12:05 PM Rating: Good
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Kaelesh wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes, Guardian of the Glade wrote:
What the hell is that image supposed to be?


You've never seen a paper boy?

Pffft, kids.


I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!

I love that movie.
#30 Nov 06 2008 at 12:05 PM Rating: Decent
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Chocoblo wrote:
Speaking of redistribution of wealth.

There was a guy at the table next to me at the restaurant I had lunch at yesterday.

The waitress for us and his table had an Obama 08' pin on her little bowtie deal. After their meal, the guy spoke to the waitress and told her that since she voted for Obama he would begin the redistribution of the wealth. He told her that he was not giving her a tip, but instead took the 5 dollars and handed it to the homeless guy that was outside across the street on the park bench.


I suppose he was an angry republican......


Perhaps. But, had I been the waitress, I would've been glad to see that five bucks go to the homeless guy.


I would have pulled out the customer's wallet and gave the bum everything in it. I'd be more happy to see the hobo get everything that douche had.
#31 Nov 06 2008 at 12:06 PM Rating: Decent
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Chocoblo wrote:
I was not aware that there was an email circulating, but I see your point Totem. The only two emails I access are my work and college emails, and both receive no spam. I suppose that would explain why Nexa has read it three times already.

The restaurant is a place called Drago's in Metairie, LA. It is primarily a seafood restaurant, and I had char broiled oysters for an appetizer and crawfish etouffee for my entree. I'm quite sure no one cares anymore at this point, so I'll just go back to work.



Smiley: lol

That's right keep playing dumb and we'll believe you.
#32 Nov 06 2008 at 12:14 PM Rating: Decent
I thought people volunteered for political campaigns? I volunteered in my area (Weymouth, MA) for McCain and didn't get paid. I held McCain signs, did mailings and initiated phone calls. I would like to think that I did a decent job especially since McCain only lost by 2,000 votes out of 26,000 cast.

All this was for nothing though. I should have volunteered for Obama and got something ($$$).
#33 Nov 06 2008 at 12:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Chocoblo wrote:
Speaking of redistribution of wealth.

There was a guy at the table next to me at the restaurant I had lunch at yesterday.

The waitress for us and his table had an Obama 08' pin on her little bowtie deal. After their meal, the guy spoke to the waitress and told her that since she voted for Obama he would begin the redistribution of the wealth. He told her that he was not giving her a tip, but instead took the 5 dollars and handed it to the homeless guy that was outside across the street on the park bench.


I suppose he was an angry republican......


Perhaps. But, had I been the waitress, I would've been glad to see that five bucks go to the homeless guy.


So would I, if I still had time to spit in his salad.

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#34 Nov 06 2008 at 12:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Here are some other versions people might enjoy.

This one is a waiter with a tie. This one appears to be most popular, probably cause it's safer to mock men in ties.

This one is a waiter with a t-shirt.

The waitress version is pretty popular too though.


Nexa
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#35 Nov 06 2008 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Chocoblo wrote:
Speaking of redistribution of wealth.

There was a guy at the table next to me at the restaurant I had lunch at yesterday.

The waitress for us and his table had an Obama 08' pin on her little bowtie deal. After their meal, the guy spoke to the waitress and told her that since she voted for Obama he would begin the redistribution of the wealth. He told her that he was not giving her a tip, but instead took the 5 dollars and handed it to the homeless guy that was outside across the street on the park bench.


I suppose he was an angry republican......


Perhaps. But, had I been the waitress, I would've been glad to see that five bucks go to the homeless guy.


So would I, if I still had time to spit in his salad.



I don't think a homeless guy is going to care if you spit in his salad. Take the tops of his muffins though and you're in for a beating.
#36 Nov 06 2008 at 6:41 PM Rating: Decent
Totem wrote:
Please, Kaelesh, don't let me stop you from making another FFXI thread


What the hell are you babbling about numbnuts?
#37 Nov 07 2008 at 7:52 AM Rating: Default
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Oh, I'm sorry, Kaelesh. Your typical blather so resembles the average FFXI clown's posts I sometimes get you mixed up with the rest of the Moogle@#%^ers.

My bad, guys. My mind is going due to my advanced age. It's an insult to all FFXIers by using you for comparison.

Totem

Edited, Nov 7th 2008 10:53am by Totem
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