Due to recent events, Cadillacs, grape soda, red KoolAid, fried chicken, malt liquor, menthol cigarettes, watermelon, spinners, and gold teeth will be tax exempt.
Now back to your regularly scheduled self congratulatory back slapping.
Totem
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Lol, that got defaulted quick. Heheh, thin skinned much?
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Haha, I get it.
It's because Obama is black, right?
I get jokes.
It's because Obama is black, right?
I get jokes.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Totem wrote:
Due to recent events, Cadillacs, grape soda, red KoolAid, fried chicken, malt liquor, menthol cigarettes, watermelon, spinners, and gold teeth will be tax exempt.
Now back to your regularly scheduled self congratulatory back slapping.
Totem
Now back to your regularly scheduled self congratulatory back slapping.
Totem
Although, I have to admit, I found myself chuckling at the prospect of Obama dropping the politician routine, adopting an urban accent, and seriously blacking up the White House. Appearing on "Cribs." Putting spinners on all the limos.
I'd watch that show.
Naw, that'd only happen if Will Smith turned out to be his nephew.
Hahah, I posted this thread and it got rated down to sub-default by the time my page refreshed. Seriously.
Too funny.
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The reality of the situation is I'm about to get boned however.
2000 Pre-Bush Tax Cut Rates
AGI $150,000 Married Filing Jointly
$23,965.50 + ((31% x ($150,000 - $105,950)) = $37,621.00 tax
AGI $250,000 Married Filing Jointly
$41,170.50 + ((36% x ($250,000 - $161,450)) = $73,048.50 tax
AGI $350,000 Married Filing Jointly
$86,854.50 + ((39.6% x ($350,000 - $288,350)) = $111,267.90 tax
AGI $450,000 Married Filing Jointly
$86,854.50 + ((39.6% x ($450,000 - $288,350)) = $150,867.90 tax
2007 Post-Bush Tax Cut Rates
AGI $150,000 Married Filing Jointly
$24,972.50 + ((28% x ($150,000 - $128,500)) = $30,992.50 tax
AGI $250,000 Married Filing Jointly
$43,830.50 + ((33% x ($250,000 - $195,850)) = $61,700.00 tax
AGI $350,000 Married Filing Jointly
$94,601.00 + ((35% x ($350,000 - $349,700)) = $94,706.00 tax
AGI $350,000 Married Filing Jointly
$94,601.00 + ((35% x ($450,000 - $349,700)) = $129,706.00 tax
Difference in Tax Due Between Pre-Bush Tax Rates and Post-Bush Tax Rates
$150,000 AGI Increase: $6,628.50
$250,000 AGI Increase: $11,348.50
$350,000 AGI Increase: $16,561.90
$450,000 AGI Increase: $21,161.90
If the tax break expires my taxes will rise considerably-- not that I expect you guys to particularly care...
Totem
Too funny.
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The reality of the situation is I'm about to get boned however.
2000 Pre-Bush Tax Cut Rates
AGI $150,000 Married Filing Jointly
$23,965.50 + ((31% x ($150,000 - $105,950)) = $37,621.00 tax
AGI $250,000 Married Filing Jointly
$41,170.50 + ((36% x ($250,000 - $161,450)) = $73,048.50 tax
AGI $350,000 Married Filing Jointly
$86,854.50 + ((39.6% x ($350,000 - $288,350)) = $111,267.90 tax
AGI $450,000 Married Filing Jointly
$86,854.50 + ((39.6% x ($450,000 - $288,350)) = $150,867.90 tax
2007 Post-Bush Tax Cut Rates
AGI $150,000 Married Filing Jointly
$24,972.50 + ((28% x ($150,000 - $128,500)) = $30,992.50 tax
AGI $250,000 Married Filing Jointly
$43,830.50 + ((33% x ($250,000 - $195,850)) = $61,700.00 tax
AGI $350,000 Married Filing Jointly
$94,601.00 + ((35% x ($350,000 - $349,700)) = $94,706.00 tax
AGI $350,000 Married Filing Jointly
$94,601.00 + ((35% x ($450,000 - $349,700)) = $129,706.00 tax
Difference in Tax Due Between Pre-Bush Tax Rates and Post-Bush Tax Rates
$150,000 AGI Increase: $6,628.50
$250,000 AGI Increase: $11,348.50
$350,000 AGI Increase: $16,561.90
$450,000 AGI Increase: $21,161.90
If the tax break expires my taxes will rise considerably-- not that I expect you guys to particularly care...
Totem
The thing I'm really worried about is if the cap is removed on the Social Security portion of payroll taxes. If you are self employed like I will soon be, you don't have an employer to pay 1/2 of these taxes. You pay the the full amount. The rate is 15.3% (12.4% for Social Security and 2.9% for Medicare). But presently, the Social Security portion is capped on the first $102,000 of income. You still have to pay the 2.9% on every dollar. If that cap on the Social Security portion of payroll taxes is removed, as Obama has said he wants to do, my tax burden will go up another 12.4% on every dollar past $102,000.
If your AGI is $150,000, it is an increase of $5,952.00
If your AGI is $250,000, it is an increase of $18,352.00
If your AGI is $350,000, it is an increase of $30,752.00
If your AGI is $450,000, it is an increase of $43,152.00
Ow.
Totem
If your AGI is $150,000, it is an increase of $5,952.00
If your AGI is $250,000, it is an increase of $18,352.00
If your AGI is $350,000, it is an increase of $30,752.00
If your AGI is $450,000, it is an increase of $43,152.00
Ow.
Totem
Totem wrote:
If the tax break expires my taxes will rise considerably-- not that I expect you guys to particularly care...
Quote:
$150,000 AGI Increase: $6,628.50
$250,000 AGI Increase: $11,348.50
$350,000 AGI Increase: $16,561.90
$450,000 AGI Increase: $21,161.90
$250,000 AGI Increase: $11,348.50
$350,000 AGI Increase: $16,561.90
$450,000 AGI Increase: $21,161.90
Yeah. Wow.
Looks like those people making $450,000 a year are really screwed. What will they do to survive this administration? I mean if they only have $429,000 after taxes then they are in reeeaaaalllly bad shape. Maybe we should give them another tax cut.
soulshaver wrote:
Quote:
$150,000 AGI Increase: $6,628.50
$250,000 AGI Increase: $11,348.50
$350,000 AGI Increase: $16,561.90
$450,000 AGI Increase: $21,161.90
$250,000 AGI Increase: $11,348.50
$350,000 AGI Increase: $16,561.90
$450,000 AGI Increase: $21,161.90
Yeah. Wow.
Looks like those people making $450,000 a year are really screwed. What will they do to survive this administration? I mean if they only have $429,000 after taxes then they are in reeeaaaalllly bad shape. Maybe we should give them another tax cut.
Totem wrote:
Due to recent events, Cadillacs, grape soda, red KoolAid, fried chicken, malt liquor, menthol cigarettes, watermelon, spinners, and gold teeth will be tax exempt.
Now back to your regularly scheduled self congratulatory back slapping.
Totem
Now back to your regularly scheduled self congratulatory back slapping.
Totem
Your forgot about tightly fitting leopard skin pants. God I love me some junk in the trunk
Come on Totem, its over.
C'mon, political correctness aside, racially tinged jokes are still some of the funniest, right up there with marital relations, in-laws, sex, and ancestory. If there weren't a hint of truth to them they wouldn't appeal to people's fun-nay bone, right?
Totem
Totem
Totem, I'll vow to not make any more Bush/McCain/Palin jokes until January the 20th if you do the same about Obama. 
Wait, Obama is black?
Totem wrote:
C'mon, political correctness aside, racially tinged jokes are still some of the funniest, right up there with marital relations, in-laws,
If you're in the Catskill Mountains in the 1950's maybe...
Next, you'll be telling Totem that the "Arrow through the head" gag is passé.
Unless you're Steve Martin
Unless you're Steve Martin
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Huh. there is an amusing occurance in the rateing where someone not an admin appears to have somehow managed to rate you twice. But I can't tell you who. nonetheless, it was highly amusing!
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If you don't find mother-in-law jokes fun-nay, then you either aren't married or haven't been. Believe me, mine is your prototypical mom-in-law and everything that entails.
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Quote:
If you don't find mother-in-law jokes fun-nay, then you either aren't married or haven't been. Believe me, mine is your prototypical mom-in-law and everything that entails.
I read that as
Quote:
If you don't find mother-in-law jokes fun-nay, then you either aren't married or haven't been. Believe me, mine is your prototypical mom-in-law and everything that entrails.
I just assumed that everyone gutted their mother-in-law.
Totem wrote:
If you don't find mother-in-law jokes fun-nay, then you either aren't married or haven't been. Believe me, mine is your prototypical mom-in-law and everything that entails.
I'm still awaiting the opportunity to go bail my mother-in-law out of jail for drunk driving and possession...yeah mom-in-law jokes I can deal with. Which is fine, since my wife's mother-in-law is a crazy cat lady who lives alone in a big house with over a dozen semi-feral cats.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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Posted: Nov 06 2008 at 1:47 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Would some admin please post a list of the twats that sub-def'ed this post and then perma-ban them? It's the f'ucking asylum. What the hell is going on here?
NephthysWanderer wrote:
Would some admin please post a list of the twats that sub-def'ed this post and then perma-ban them? It's the f'ucking asylum. What the hell is going on here?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Right. It's the Asylum.
Post something interesting (or tits) or GTFO.
Post something interesting (or tits) or GTFO.
I DID have the world's smallest violin. Lost the bugger somewhere... it's probably in my pack of Golden Virginia.
If the tax break expires my taxes will rise considerably-- not that I expect you guys to particularly care...
Me too. Oh wait, I get paid in bags of cash and report whatever I feel like.
Ahahahahahahaha. Seriously, though, unless there's a serious overhaul of the tax code, it's trivially easy to shelter for someone in your situation unless you really need every dollar to be liquid immediately.
Edited, Nov 6th 2008 6:31pm by Smasharoo
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