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#1 Nov 05 2008 at 5:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Thank you Onion, I needed this today, haha.

Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job
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WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation's broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please more than 300 million Americans and cater to their every whim on a daily basis. As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind. The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it. Said scholar and activist Mark L. Denton, "It just goes to show you that, in this country, a black man still can't catch a break."


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#2 Nov 05 2008 at 6:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it.


Hillary?
#3 Nov 05 2008 at 6:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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calindc wrote:
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The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it.


Hillary?


She's not human.
#4 Nov 05 2008 at 6:57 AM Rating: Good
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America: Setting minorities up for failure since 1776.
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#5 Nov 05 2008 at 7:13 AM Rating: Decent
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Hilarious article.

In the name of the day, here's Evil Barack Obama. Feel free to skip to 1:45 or so for the relevant part, but the rest of the video is pretty funny too.
#6 Nov 05 2008 at 8:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm serious because the Bradley Effect means that Obama can't win Smiley: frown
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#7 Nov 05 2008 at 9:05 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
I'm serious because the Bradley Effect means that Obama can't win Smiley: frown

Who knows, maybe the Bradley Effect will cause an overwhelming number of Electors to cast their EVs for McCain!




Edited, Nov 5th 2008 11:05am by trickybeck
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