Mistress Nadenu wrote:
where's my vodka, etc.
And where were you?
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Want to introduce myselfFollow
It's in a chilled glass on the bedside cabinet next to the baby oil and the lolkamasutra. . .
And where were you?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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lolkamasutra
I have one of those.
And I didn't know you said I could come in from my corner.
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
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lolkamasutra
I have one of those.
And I didn't know you said I could come in from my corner.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Yay, how did you know I was tired?
I'll take a butt massage, please.
I'll take a butt massage, please.
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Yay, how did you know I was tired?
I'll take a butt massage, please.
I'll take a butt massage, please.
Let's make a night of it!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Jophiel wrote:
The little lady just got home. She's changing into street clothes and then we're on the road!
Are you wearing your boots with the goldfish in the heel? Don't forget the long feather for your hat!
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
The little lady just got home. She's changing into street clothes and then we're on the road!
Are you wearing your boots with the goldfish in the heel? Don't forget the long feather for your hat!
Those boots aren't all that groovy once the goldfish is belly up. :(
I'm jealous of Joph.
As watching Bon Jovi play before Kerry lost was incredibly depressing.
And Springsteen is the man. If Obama loses, he should run in 2012.
He wouldn't vote for The Boss?
As watching Bon Jovi play before Kerry lost was incredibly depressing.
And Springsteen is the man. If Obama loses, he should run in 2012.
He wouldn't vote for The Boss?
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
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And Springsteen is the man. If Obama loses, he should run in 2012.
If Obama can't win in this political environment that favors democrats he won't ever win. I suspect Hillary for 2012 on the dem side.
I for one think it's sweet that Jophiel behaves so well and patiently waits at home for the wearer of pants to arrive and take him on a date.
If he's been good, that is.
Just warms my heart.
If he's been good, that is.
Just warms my heart.
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If Obama can't win in this political environment that favors democrats he won't ever win.
So, you're conceding already? Defeatist!!
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
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So, you're conceding already? Defeatist!!
Um, no. McCain IS going to win this election. I'm saying in a political environment that favors a democratic candidate, if he cannot win then he will NEVER win. Obligatory insult: reading comprehension [Do you have it?]
Welcome and all that.
And for retiring from the AF, have fun with your new civilian career, unless you're doing what my husband did and take a civilian job that mirrors his military job for higher pay and civilian clothes.
And for retiring from the AF, have fun with your new civilian career, unless you're doing what my husband did and take a civilian job that mirrors his military job for higher pay and civilian clothes.
I didn't read any of your introduction, but I now know that you're arrogant enough to think that either we care this much about you, or that you carry a prominence deserving of an explicit intro.
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I didn't read any of your introduction, but I now know that you're arrogant enough to think that either we care this much about you, or that you carry a prominence deserving of an explicit intro.
Asylum Translation: Tits or GTFO.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
AmorTonight wrote:
McCain IS going to win this election.
Can we make a bet that if he loses you never post again?
Ahkuraj wrote:
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As it is, we will only gently mock you for laying your vulnerable belly before us, as opposed to actually flaying.
There's power in vulnerability!
Did I mention I once experimented with bottoming?
You have now interested half the OOT, including several of the women.
Aripyanfar wrote:
Ahkuraj wrote:
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As it is, we will only gently mock you for laying your vulnerable belly before us, as opposed to actually flaying.
There's power in vulnerability!
Did I mention I once experimented with bottoming?
You have now interested half the OOT, including several of the women.
The OOT is nothing if not hugely gay.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
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I didn't read any of your introduction, but I now know that you're arrogant enough to think that either we care this much about you, or that you carry a prominence deserving of an explicit intro.
Wrong on both counts ... I don't think you care, but not for lack of arrogance. Nor do I carry a prominence (someone could get hurt).
So I'm only arrogant enough to not care whether or not every Assylumite cares. Since you didn't read it, I'll assume there was no harm done. Anyone else who did read it and wants to sue me for damages ...
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unless you're doing what my husband did
Nope. Going to be an attorney. Taking the Texas bar in July. Resume available!
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I don't like his name; sounds Arabic.
It's the surname of my kitty warrior in EQ. It was meant to sound Arabic. The sound of the language is one of the things I enjoyed about my time on the Arabian peninsula. Thanks!
Ooo, good luck with the law! Very responsible of you. I hope the weight of flaws in our criminal justice system doesn't oppress you too badly.
I love the way Arabic writing looks. Very decorative. Which reminds me about classical Arabic internal architecture, especially the masonry.
I love the way Arabic writing looks. Very decorative. Which reminds me about classical Arabic internal architecture, especially the masonry.
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