And so if you are a lazy minority like me and take offense to what I say, don't. Take pride in it. I love my cardboard box and enjoy spending my cup of pennies from David Blaine to buy time at the internet cafe and surf more ****. If you're not lazy, then this isn't about or for you. I have 'taken back' the name of "lazy minority" that the white man giveth me and am using it as an emotional
That out of the way, let me explain why all wait-till-the-last-day-of-voting minorities should vote for McCain:
You know when Obama becomes president...most people will think of it as a 'win' for African-Americans in general. Of course, right? But you DO realize that if you think about it, underprivileged black people will have something taken away from them that they've had since the days of slavery:
the right to complain.
...poor black people can't complain anymore. No more 'the white man has kept me down', 'I'm underprivileged', or 'man, you don't know how rough I've had it'. Though a black person actually MAY live in a difficult economic situation, all an ******* politican now has to say is "Obama is president so you have nothing to complain about now."
...So if you are black and were used as Operation Human Shield in Iraq...
...if you are forced into low paying jobs though you have a college degree...
...or if you drowned in New Orleans....Congratulations, you still beat the white man. And have no more right to complain about a single damn thing :)
So I bring to you the perfect End-Of-Campaign 2008 McCain-Palin bumper sticker:
"Want to complain? Vote for McCain"