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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Hannah must be delighted.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
NDA lifted? Spill the beans. If its not, go back to obscurity until you can entertain us.
Welcome back slacker
Welcome back slacker
I have returned.
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PunkFloyd
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PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
I have returned.
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Good to have you back. Joph's been fighting the good fight in your stead, sweeping back the incoming tide of stupidity from the likes of gbaji and virus. I applaud his efforts even as I acknowledge my limited attention span precludes offering any practical help.
Do you all actually read gbaji's posts?
Do you all actually read gbaji's posts?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Good to have you back. Joph's been fighting the good fight in your stead, sweeping back the incoming tide of stupidity from the likes of gbaji and virus. I applaud his efforts even as I acknowledge my limited attention span precludes offering any practical help.
Do you all actually read gbaji's posts?
Do you all actually read gbaji's posts?
I'm out on a limb here, but he may just have been reading the forum inbetween licking stamps and doorstepping rednecks
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
McCain's going to win now :(
Don't forget that amor dude and that jphizzlewhatsit guy
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Good to have you back. Joph's been fighting the good fight in your stead, sweeping back the incoming tide of stupidity from the likes of gbaji and virus. I applaud his efforts even as I acknowledge my limited attention span precludes offering any practical help.
Don't forget that amor dude and that jphizzlewhatsit guy
Nobby wrote:
Samira wrote:
Good to have you back. Joph's been fighting the good fight in your stead, sweeping back the incoming tide of stupidity from the likes of gbaji and virus. I applaud his efforts even as I acknowledge my limited attention span precludes offering any practical help.
Do you all actually read gbaji's posts?
Do you all actually read gbaji's posts?
I'm out on a limb here, but he may just have been reading the forum inbetween licking stamps and doorstepping rednecks
Yeeeeaah, I assume Smash has been reading. That's not what I said.
Is it? What? Where's my pillow?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Samira wrote:
Good to have you back. Joph's been fighting the good fight in your stead, sweeping back the incoming tide of stupidity from the likes of gbaji and virus. I applaud his efforts even as I acknowledge my limited attention span precludes offering any practical help.
Do you all actually read gbaji's posts?
Do you all actually read gbaji's posts?
I'm out on a limb here, but he may just have been reading the forum inbetween licking stamps and doorstepping rednecks
Yeeeeaah, I assume Smash has been reading. That's not what I said.
Is it? What? Where's my pillow?
/tosses a quarter in front of Sam
Oooh, shiny.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
McCain's going to win now
You can get fantastic odds on this, incidentally.
NDA lifted? Spill the beans. If its not, go back to obscurity until you can entertain us.
I've agreed not to speak about it for a fairly long time. That said, it's really incredibly mundane and in no way mysterious. Someone sharing their opinion of their time working in a sausage mill would be vastly more exciting and entertaining.
Joph's been fighting the good fight in your stead, sweeping back the incoming tide of stupidity from the likes of gbaji and virus.
I'm not sure someone killing gnats with a howitzer could be termed a "good fight", but Joph's stamina is obviously legendary. You can see why Flea married the guy.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I'm not sure someone killing gnats with a howitzer could be termed a "good fight", but Joph's stamina is obviously legendary. You can see why Flea married the guy.
You ever try to hit a gnat with a howitzer? That's pretty f'n legendary.
Samira wrote:
Good to have you back. Joph's been fighting the good fight in your stead, sweeping back the incoming tide of stupidity from the likes of gbaji and virus. I applaud his efforts even as I acknowledge my limited attention span precludes offering any practical help.
Hey, I did my part, I defended Marxism and communism and ****.
Anyway, thanks for engineering this win for us smash, the whole planet is grateful.
Smasharoo wrote:
I've agreed not to speak about it for a fairly long time. That said, it's really incredibly mundane and in no way mysterious. Someone sharing their opinion of their time working in a sausage mill would be vastly more exciting and entertaining.
We all appreciate it, thanks.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Smasharoo wrote:
Someone sharing their opinion of their time working in a sausage mill would be vastly more exciting and entertaining.
Edited, Nov 3rd 2008 5:31pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Samira wrote:
Good to have you back. Joph's been fighting the good fight in your stead, sweeping back the incoming tide of stupidity from the likes of gbaji and virus. I applaud his efforts even as I acknowledge my limited attention span precludes offering any practical help.
Hey, I did my part, I defended Marxism and communism and sh*t.
Yes, you did. /pat
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Yes, you did. /pat
Thank you.
Well first of all I'd like to thank God, cos you know, he's the man, and then my family, who's always been there for me, and also my producers, and Gary, the guy that gave me a rizla once, and all my fans, thank you, I wouldn't be where I am today without your support.
Welcome back, Smash!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Off to do my part to give McCain Wisconsin.
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Ok, I couldn't even keep the charade up long enough to hit 'Post Message'
I'd let Obama stick it in my pooper. Welcome back Smash.
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Ok, I couldn't even keep the charade up long enough to hit 'Post Message'
I'd let Obama stick it in my pooper. Welcome back Smash.
And I thought this post was about the presidential vote ...
I tried to picture what a Smasharoo looks like. I came up with a cross between a kangaroo and a troll carrying a large hammer. Is that about right?
I tried to picture what a Smasharoo looks like. I came up with a cross between a kangaroo and a troll carrying a large hammer. Is that about right?
Smasha-who? And you are... ? An FFXI refugee? One of Bhodi's boy-toys?
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Welcome back, Smash. I'm sure Stubs is chargin up his butthurt lazors.
OMGOD, It's about time!!!
This forum has just stunk with you away!
No one knew what to post where. Dummies snuck in all over the place. Traps failed, defenses were useless. Allakhazam was at a loss. Kao tried, rather unsuccessfully, to take charge. It was complete and utter chaos.
People prayed for your safe return every single solitary day you were not here posting.
Don't ever go away again. Seriously. Ever.
This forum has just stunk with you away!
No one knew what to post where. Dummies snuck in all over the place. Traps failed, defenses were useless. Allakhazam was at a loss. Kao tried, rather unsuccessfully, to take charge. It was complete and utter chaos.
People prayed for your safe return every single solitary day you were not here posting.
Don't ever go away again. Seriously. Ever.
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I lost my post
Welcome back to a potentially Varus free Asylum.
Just as Planned.
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This forum has just stunk with you away!
I think 'stunk' is a bit strong!
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
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