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#1 Nov 03 2008 at 11:56 AM Rating: Good
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There's not a great deal you can do with "Obama Biden" or "McCain Palin". . .

(McCain rushing, Obama Biden his time. . . Obama blushing, McCain Palin. . . See? I gots nuttin')

In the past we had that wonderful chant from the crowd at a Jewish Bullfight (Gore Liebermann!), or a description of a **********'s snatch (Bush Cheney).

Are there any good puns out there? Smiley: dubious
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#2 Nov 03 2008 at 12:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Nobby wrote:
good puns
That's impossible.
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#3 Nov 03 2008 at 12:31 PM Rating: Good
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I don't know about puns but McCain/Palin anagrams nicely into "panic in calm".

Smiley: eek

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#4 Nov 03 2008 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
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Lady Tare wrote:
I don't know about puns but McCain/Palin anagrams nicely into "panic in calm".

Smiley: eek

Smiley: thumbsup
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#5 Nov 03 2008 at 12:36 PM Rating: Good
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And Obama Biden anagrams into "babe domain".

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#6 Nov 03 2008 at 12:40 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
And Obama Biden anagrams into "babe domain".

Also "I am bad bone"
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#7 Nov 03 2008 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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McCain/Palin can anagram to "Main Clan Pic," which with some creative extrapolation we can assume means "Main Klan Pick."
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#8 Nov 03 2008 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
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Anyone else notice this?

Hmm


Uncanny, no?
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#9 Nov 03 2008 at 12:46 PM Rating: Decent
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In pokemon blue after you beat B(a)rock he gives you the move Bide(n). Totally predicted the future.
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#10 Nov 03 2008 at 3:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Nobby wrote:
There's not a great deal you can do with "Obama Biden" or "McCain Palin". . .

(McCain rushing, Obama Biden his time. . . Obama blushing, McCain Palin. . . See? I gots nuttin')

In the past we had that wonderful chant from the crowd at a Jewish Bullfight (Gore Liebermann!), or a description of a **********'s snatch (Bush Cheney).

Are there any good puns out there? Smiley: dubious

I already used those here, months ago when they were announced.
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#11 Nov 03 2008 at 3:46 PM Rating: Decent
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In pokemon blue after you beat B(a)rock he gives you the move Bide(n). Totally predicted the future.


o snap.

mind = blown
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#12 Nov 03 2008 at 5:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Are you kidding? There are Tons o Puns available!

Palin:
Palinth
Palindrome
Palin comparison
Palintologist (studies Dinosaurs!)
How do you bail out a ship? You put your Palin the water.
Fail'in palin
Sailin palin
Nailin Palin? (yeah, the secret service is gonna shoot me)
Palin = Van Halin?
Mail'in her Resume for 2012?
Jail'in Palin (for the impeachment trial!
Stalin Palin! For Mother Russia! Da Komrad!
Flailin' Palin
Trailin' Palin
Surveillin' Palin (Cause she's sneaky!)
Wail'in palin!

And the MMO tie in...
Hail'in Palin!

Mccain
Insane
Freight Train McCain
Mccaint Touch This!
No really... There's a restraining order.
ok, you have a point about Mccain. But the age humor makes up for that.

Obama
Lllamabama
Dramabama
beRACK that!
Obamanation!
Yo Mamma!
Osama! (the guy with the new york diner that got firebombed, not the terrorist)
Cthulu
and you can't say Obama on an airplane

Biden
He's just Biden his time
Bident
The Bidentity crisis
Bidentical twins? (they swing vote both ways?)
How do you fix a bicuspid? Take it to a Bidentist!

I could go on for days!!!!!

(If you each pay me $20 before the end of the day... I won't! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!)



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#13 Nov 03 2008 at 7:27 PM Rating: Good
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Mccaint Touch This!


Smiley: bowdown
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#14 Nov 03 2008 at 10:07 PM Rating: Good
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One of my favorite was actually polyglottic: saw a sign that said "Obamanos". I live in South Texas, which has a lot of spanish speakers, so most people would recognize that it translates roughly to "Let's Obama!"
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