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I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official
language in America .
And what exactly is wrong with there being multiple official language? Hell, it's not even YOUR country's language to begin with.
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I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than
allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America , and in Alaska .
Drilling would raise gas prices as, accessing any possible oil in those places would require more engery than what would be produced.
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I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of
spending my money than I could.
Ah, the old "taxs r b4d" thing. Listen: Taxes are neccessary. Stop whining and pay the extra few cents or dollars. And as I've asked before, what the **** do your taxes go to down there if you're all so scared of a small raise in tax rates?
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I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq , I
know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll
think we're a good and decent country.
No they won't, you're right, BUT, less of them will as you won't be blowing up the homes of civilians or arresting people with no evidence of any terrorist activity anymore.
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I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it
will rain in two or three days can now tell us the polar ice caps will disappear
in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate
my tires to proper levels
The polar ice caps melting will happen. That's something we can predict as we CAN see the temperature of the oceans. Also, the inflating your tires thing was aimed at saving money at the pumps, not saving the ice caps dumbass.
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I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill millions of babies as
long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive or loose on the
street.
I know that you right-wing people like to tell people how to live their life, but why the hell do you care so much about what other people do when they get pregnant. Freedom to choose is important. If someone chooses to have an abortion, who cares? Doesn't affect me. Stop sticking your nose into other peoples' business.
Also, the death penalty is too easy on murderers. Wouldn't Life in prison be a worse torture? Insteado f getting off easy with a relatively painless death, they suffer for the rest of their lives for what they did.
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I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be
allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the rest to
the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way
they think it should be redistributed.
Where do you get this ****? A raise in taxes will not break any businesses. Yeah, they won't make as much of a profit, but if the business goes under because of a minimal raise in taxes, the business wasn't doing that well ot begin with.
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I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing
them, are the cause of crimes and killings.
People behind the guns are the cause for the killings...unfortunatly you righties are also against making it more difficult for these people to get the guns. I think you can see the problem with this.
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I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family
or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can
with a gun in my hand
This is a very terrible way to describe this, Are you saying that if a guy threatens your family with a baseball bat or a small knife justifies shooting them in the head? Also, if this happened in your home, the time you wasted trying to get your gun out of the locked cabinet would have been more than enough for the police to show up.
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I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas
are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just
fine. In fact, they should impose a 'Windfall Profits' tax on the Oil
Companies to prevent this 'gouging'. After all, the Taxpayers can afford
it !!
This makes no sense to me, can someone provide me with some sources so that I can read up on it?
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I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals should
rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that could
never get their agenda past voters
Give me one good example, and then tell me that the Pubbies don't do the same thing. I dare you.
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I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not
sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education, or
social services, but are just people trying to make a better life by coming to
America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?
If this wasn't sarcastic, I'd agree completely. Maybe your country should make legal immigration a little more accessable so that these people can enter legally, get a job, an apartment and live the normal American lifestyle. If you say immigration is bad as a whole, let me remind you that you're descended, probably in the not too distant past, from immigrants.
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I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so
I've decided to marry my horse.
THAT IS NOT THE SAME AS SAME-SEX MARRIAGE! The democrats are not going to make it possible to marry who or whatever you want. They're going ot make it so that gays and lesbians can marry each other the same as anyone else in the world. Also, again, how the hell does two dudes marrying each other affect you personally? No one has EVER been able to answer this question for me without talking about how it insults them as Christians or about how as Christians, it's their job to save the rest of us poor unbelievers.
[quote]Im voting Democrat because I am too stupid to run my own 'Life'. I need
the government's guidance to make it all worthwhile, and re-distribute my
excesses to the 'non-working' sponges.
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Now see, this is just dumb. Seriously, whoever wrote these is an idiot.
[quote]It makes you wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn't it?[/quote]
No, I knwo why people vote republican. I just don't understand their way of thinking and their closed-mindedness.
Now, about that video...
K, that was funny.
[quote]McCain may not be the best choice for president but do we really need someone in the white house that is getting his speech material from Denzel Washington in Malcolm X?[/quote]
OH SHI- You took the video seriously. I feel sorry for you.