What you will get voting for Obama.Follow

I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official
language in America .

I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than
allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America , and in Alaska .

I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of
spending my money than I could.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq , I
know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll
think we're a good and decent country.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it
will rain in two or three days can now tell us the polar ice caps will disappear
in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate
my tires to proper levels.

I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill millions of babies as
long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive or loose on the
street.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be
allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the rest to
the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way
they think it should be redistributed.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing
them, are the cause of crimes and killings.

I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family
or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can
with a gun in my hand.

I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas
are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just
fine. In fact, they should impose a 'Windfall Profits' tax on the Oil
Companies to prevent this 'gouging'. After all, the Taxpayers can afford
it !!

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals should
rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that could
never get their agenda past voters.

I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not
sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education, or
social services, but are just people trying to make a better life by coming to
America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?

I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so
I've decided to marry my horse.

Im voting Democrat because I am too stupid to run my own 'Life'. I need
the government's guidance to make it all worthwhile, and re-distribute my
excesses to the 'non-working' sponges.

It makes you wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn't it?

Also, this video is pretty entertaining. You can tell that Obama can't even give his own speeches, he has to plagerize.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gulV4dRJvi0

McCain may not be the best choice for president but do we really need someone in the white house that is getting his speech material from Denzel Washington in Malcolm X?

What you will get voting for Obama.

A vote for Barack Obama is a vote for the annihilation of Earth!




I've changed my mind and am now voting for Obama.

Herpies is a small price to pay for pizza.

Why are you forwarding your spam email to us?



The problem is that these people flat out don't exist (or do, but in phenomenally small numbers across the country).

Also:





Edited, Nov 1st 2008 6:04pm by bsphil

Varrus is probably the most consistent really. I can value a guy with consistency.

gbaji isn't even a republican; he's a script robot that is gathering information through public forums as an experiment to create an AI that can pass a turing test.

Hey bsphil is that mouse in a printer or a paper shredder, I can't tell.

Wow. That was incredibly stupid. I don't know how you ever made Sage, but don't worry, we'll rectify the situation.

I did my part.

What's the going rate for an tire rotation?

Your best bet would then be to actually post in an area where there are people just a little bit more stupid than you. Here, it doesnt work so much. But thanks for trying. Grab a gummy worm on your way out. You at least earned a treat for effort