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#1 Oct 31 2008 at 11:26 AM Rating: Good
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...and no, it has nothing to do with the potential for melamine in chocolate coins. I'm talking about something much, much more important.

How to protect your children from a zombie attack

I went with the mobility carrier option, specifically my ErgoBaby carrier which can be worn front and back and works up to 40 lbs.

Something every parent should consider.
#2 Oct 31 2008 at 11:32 AM Rating: Good
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#3 Oct 31 2008 at 11:36 AM Rating: Default
i wish i had one when my child was bitten last year.





Edited, Oct 31st 2008 2:40pm by csolann
#4 Oct 31 2008 at 11:36 AM Rating: Good
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You may also want to look into baby earplugs to protect them from the sounds of shotgun and rocket launcher blasts.
#5 Oct 31 2008 at 11:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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AshOnMyTomatoes, Guardian of the Glade wrote:
You may also want to look into baby earplugs to protect them from the sounds of shotgun and rocket launcher blasts.


Or start designing a baby sized minigun with mounting clips for the carrier, let the baby help out.

P.S.: Make sure it can't swivel back at you.
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#6 Oct 31 2008 at 12:48 PM Rating: Good
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#7 Oct 31 2008 at 1:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Do they have larger slings, or perhaps some sort of baby-quiver? I'd like to hold more baby ammo for my baby launcher.

Edited, Oct 31st 2008 3:29pm by MentalFrog
#8 Oct 31 2008 at 7:37 PM Rating: Default
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Part two is called The Children's Crusade, except substitute Muslims for Zombies.
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