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#1 Oct 30 2008 at 11:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Obama has the support of Peruvian faith-healers
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LIMA, Peru (AP) - Barack Obama apparently can count on the support of a majority of Peruvian faith healers. Each of the 11 shamans in a Peruvian faith-healing organization said Wednesday that they have foreseen victory in the U.S. presidential race: nine for Democrat Obama and two for his Republican rival John McCain.

Blowing incense over a sacred llama fetus perched on a bed of coca leaves next to posters of the leading candidates, the shamans shook rattles, chanted "up, Obama, up!" and threw flowers at their images.
Awesome.
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"Obama is growing stronger, I've seen that he has the spiritual support of Martin Luther King and John F. Kennedy to protect him," Juan Osco, president of the Apus-Inka healers association, told The Associated Press
Smiley: um

Any chance of getting protected by wraiths with a better anti-assassination track record?

Edited, Oct 30th 2008 2:59pm by Jophiel
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#2 Oct 30 2008 at 12:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Peruvians rock.

Evreryone should have one.
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#3 Oct 30 2008 at 12:21 PM Rating: Good
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I understand Peruvians are the latest haute couture accessory, ne pas?

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#4 Oct 30 2008 at 12:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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#5 Oct 30 2008 at 12:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Nobby wrote:
Peruvians rock.

Evreryone should have one.



Dare I say it?

I dare.

Around here, everyone has.

/rimshot
#6 Oct 30 2008 at 1:13 PM Rating: Good
I'd like to thank Craig & the Peruvian flute bands for keeping the
guinea-pigs, -rabbits, -bees, and -tyranasaurus rexes away.

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#7 Oct 30 2008 at 1:52 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Any chance of getting protected by wraiths with a better anti-assassination track record?
But they have experience in taking bullets. He needs wraiths like that in front of him.
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#8 Oct 31 2008 at 5:42 AM Rating: Decent
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Any chance of getting protected by wraiths with a better anti-assassination track record?
But they have experience in taking bullets. He needs wraiths like that in front of him.

Wraiths are notoriously poor in their solidity.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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