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#1 Oct 30 2008 at 10:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Now, I do admit this is a bit controversial, and I have a slight pang of guilt as I'm making this thread, but...

I'm sure you've all heard of the murder in Perugia of Meredith Kercher, a British student allegedly killed by the Amanda Knox, her Italian boyfriend, and some black dude. Awful story all round, no doubt about it.

And yet, as gruesome as it is, I can't get over the fact that this suspected murderer is possible the cutest girl to have ever committed a murder. I don't know if it's just me, but I think she's gorgeous. If I was ever to be murdered, please God let it be by her. Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom fap fap fap fap fap fap fap...

So, is it just me? Should I feel bad about this? Have you ever been terribly attracted to someone allegedly horrible and muderous?

Purely for the purposes of illustrating my point, here is the girl in question:

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#2 Oct 30 2008 at 10:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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She's a criminal.

Criminals are hot!
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#3 Oct 30 2008 at 10:25 AM Rating: Good
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I'd like to split her in two. I'll let her turn me into a murderer.
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#4 Oct 30 2008 at 10:26 AM Rating: Decent
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I seem to remember the victim was equally hot.
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#5 Oct 30 2008 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
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Baron von tarv wrote:
I seem to remember the victim was equally hot.


I'm not a fan of the victim, just not my type really.

But she's just drop dead gorgeous.
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#6 Oct 30 2008 at 10:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm not a fan of the victim, just not my type really.
Batshit insane murderer?
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Detectives said that they believed that Ms Kercher may have been killed after refusing to take part in a violent orgy.
Let that be a lesson. Next time you're invited to a violent orgy with a hot chick, an Italian and a black dude, you say "yes".
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She was partially clothed and her throat had been cut, it is believed, with a penknife.
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Police have said that they now consider the case to be cut and dried.
Obvious tasteless joke writes itself.
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#7 Oct 30 2008 at 10:54 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
I'm not a fan of the victim, just not my type really.
Batshit insane murderer?


Murderess, please.

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#8 Oct 30 2008 at 11:14 AM Rating: Decent
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Caylee's mom here in the US ain't too hard on the eyes either.

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#9 Oct 30 2008 at 11:35 AM Rating: Good
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Totem wrote:
Caylee's mom here in the US ain't too hard on the eyes either.

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I think the US wins this one.

http://media.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/content/img/photos/2008/10/14/437168584_t613.jpg

http://mylifeofcrime.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/casey-marie-anthony.jpg

http://blogs.discovery.com/criminal_report/images/2008/07/29/casey_anthony_mug_shot_2.jpg

even looks good in the mug shot.
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#10 Oct 30 2008 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good
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Sorry KTurner, Red wins this round by a freakin mile.

besides the lady in the OP is American, We Europeans only muder people if we are ugly.

Damn those canadians!
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#11 Oct 30 2008 at 11:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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I think we all know what Sarkozy is looking at.
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#12 Oct 30 2008 at 11:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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I bet Smash would date her.

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#13 Oct 30 2008 at 11:46 AM Rating: Good
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You're both crazy. This is where it's at:

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#14 Oct 30 2008 at 11:49 AM Rating: Good
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RACK Timelordwho. That was fun-nay.

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For hot chicks that kill refer to pictures of the Manson girls. Most of them were pretty sweet back in the day.

Also, check out Karla Homolka. She is a real whackjob and her story is earily sexy.
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#16 Oct 30 2008 at 12:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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Bad crazy, but a looker in his day.

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#17 Oct 30 2008 at 12:37 PM Rating: Good
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#18 Oct 30 2008 at 12:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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shadomen wrote:
She is a real whackjob and her story is earily sexy.


I'm failing to see what is eerily sexy about someone murdering their own teenaged sister, but there ya go.
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:

Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom fap fap fap fap fap fap fap...


I'll second that. She's just darling.
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#20 Oct 30 2008 at 4:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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She was apperently attending the university of Washington, and my little brother was apperently in the same class as her for at least one class.

But anyways, Lizzie Borden could totally kick her *** in the Cute department

[img]http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7065/lizziebordenga4.jpg[/img]

right?
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#21 Oct 31 2008 at 3:45 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah, nothing about that picture shouts batsh*t insane!
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