Somehow I missed this so congratulations DSD and Debalic!
I'll let you know if I catch a curveball in the next few months.
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Somehow I missed this so congratulations DSD and Debalic!
I'll let you know if I catch a curveball in the next few months.
I'll let you know if I catch a curveball in the next few months.
Wow! Another Alla couple! I somehow missed that too.
Woot! Congrats Debalic:D
Alma wrote:
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Congratulations 
MentalFrog wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Somehow I missed this so congratulations DSD and Debalic!
I'll let you know if I catch a curveball in the next few months.
I'll let you know if I catch a curveball in the next few months.
Wow! Another Alla couple! I somehow missed that too.
Er...no, much to my regret DSD and I are not a couple...these are separate impending baby announcements.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Somehow I missed this so congratulations DSD and Debalic!
I'll let you know if I catch a curveball in the next few months.
I'll let you know if I catch a curveball in the next few months.
Wow! Another Alla couple! I somehow missed that too.
Er...no, much to my regret DSD and I are not a couple...these are separate impending baby announcements.
Good one, MF! Hah!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Gratz Deb. How far along are ya?DSD wrote:
Gratz Deb. How far along are ya?Did they finally manage to make a true to life story of Junior?
Grats to both of you.
I saw what I thought was an ex-girlfriend at the grocery store yesterday. She had a boy walking beside here around the 5-6 year old range. I was scared shitless for a minute because I thought it was my kid. When I walked up to her, I noticed she was missing a distinctive scar on her. I had opened my mouth to say 'hullo' and realized it wasn't her. She proceeded to give me a bit of a nasty look and walked away.
Seriously scary moment.
Lady Tare wrote:
Debalic wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Somehow I missed this so congratulations DSD and Debalic!
I'll let you know if I catch a curveball in the next few months.
I'll let you know if I catch a curveball in the next few months.
Wow! Another Alla couple! I somehow missed that too.
Er...no, much to my regret DSD and I are not a couple...these are separate impending baby announcements.
Good one, MF! Hah!
Trouble comes in threes and Tare, I'm really going to need you to take one for the team here honey, it's not a good time for me.
Gratz Deb, haha.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
don't know how far along, though she just had her period. Same thing happened with Thom - she had her period while preggers and as a consequence he came a month late.
We're both hoping for another boy, but my wife won't let me (re-)name them Peyton and Eli.
We're both hoping for another boy, but my wife won't let me (re-)name them Peyton and Eli.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Nexa wrote:
Lady Tare wrote:
Debalic wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Somehow I missed this so congratulations DSD and Debalic!
I'll let you know if I catch a curveball in the next few months.
I'll let you know if I catch a curveball in the next few months.
Wow! Another Alla couple! I somehow missed that too.
Er...no, much to my regret DSD and I are not a couple...these are separate impending baby announcements.
Good one, MF! Hah!
Trouble comes in threes and Tare, I'm really going to need you to take one for the team here honey, it's not a good time for me.
Gratz Deb, haha.
Nexa
No can do, Tiger. My uterus is old and stringy, like a leather shoe chewed by a dog and then thrown out of a car on the side of the highway.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
No can do, Tiger. My uterus is old and stringy, like a leather shoe chewed by a dog and then thrown out of a car on the side of the highway.
To a cannck, that's an alluring siren song, right? Like offering to share the ice fishing bounty in May?
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Wednesday may be hump day...
But Friday is Flip-up day.
Yes, on Fridays in elementary school we would go around and flip up the dresses of all the girls in our class. The teachers didn't seem to care either... these days we'd probably all have gone to Juvi and got put on the sex offenders list. Times change, even in a mere 20 years.
But Friday is Flip-up day.
Yes, on Fridays in elementary school we would go around and flip up the dresses of all the girls in our class. The teachers didn't seem to care either... these days we'd probably all have gone to Juvi and got put on the sex offenders list. Times change, even in a mere 20 years.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Nexa wrote:
Lady Tare wrote:
Debalic wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Somehow I missed this so congratulations DSD and Debalic!
I'll let you know if I catch a curveball in the next few months.
I'll let you know if I catch a curveball in the next few months.
Wow! Another Alla couple! I somehow missed that too.
Er...no, much to my regret DSD and I are not a couple...these are separate impending baby announcements.
Good one, MF! Hah!
Trouble comes in threes and Tare, I'm really going to need you to take one for the team here honey, it's not a good time for me.
Gratz Deb, haha.
Nexa
I would have taken one for the team, but alas, if I do, it's going to have be a non-Ray baby as he's been snipped, but we've discussed getting it reversed.
He he, you thought not wearing a rain coat during her period wouldn't get her pregnant. This is why the American Sex-Ed programs fail. Information.
Congrats Deb! Better you than me! 
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Lady Tare wrote:
Debalic wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Somehow I missed this so congratulations DSD and Debalic!
I'll let you know if I catch a curveball in the next few months.
I'll let you know if I catch a curveball in the next few months.
Wow! Another Alla couple! I somehow missed that too.
Er...no, much to my regret DSD and I are not a couple...these are separate impending baby announcements.
Good one, MF! Hah!
Trouble comes in threes and Tare, I'm really going to need you to take one for the team here honey, it's not a good time for me.
Gratz Deb, haha.
Nexa
I would have taken one for the team, but alas, if I do, it's going to have be a non-Ray baby as he's been snipped, but we've discussed getting it reversed.
OTW!
Katielynn wrote:
He he, you thought not wearing a rain coat during her period wouldn't get her pregnant. This is why the American Sex-Ed programs fail. Information.
Well I thought the same thing but these decisions are not mine to make.
At least (for) now we don't have to use anything at all!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
How is this not a decision you make? No glove no love or so Kif would say.
Either way congo rats! Hope both mommies and babies are happy and healthy.
Either way congo rats! Hope both mommies and babies are happy and healthy.
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