It really warms my cockles when one of you ladies gets pregnant and then Katie has to read about it.
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Mistress DSD wrote:
Thanks folks. BT I am technically 5 weeks along, but the new mini DSD took up residence 3 weeks ago. I dont have an exact due date yet, but through hazy calculations this lil one should make it's official entrance late June. I'll find out more next month at my first baby Dr appointment. And I dont hate my ******. In fact I love it lots. Hence I am sad it must go through such an ordeal yet again, when we were absolutely positively sure we were done making mini mes.
Well, tell Sick to stop being such a virile stud...this is clearly his fault.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
then Katie has to read about it.
God that's awesome.
Most days I forget (thankfully) about Katies barren vag.
Seriously Nad, don't even get me started. 
Someone made me a promise to get it taken care of and was too lazy despite my incessant nagging. Someone has already understood the grievous errors of their ways. And someone understands and accepts I am Queen ***** for the next 10 months and will do my bidding at 3:30 am whenever I need a chocolate ice cream cone without whining once. Oh yes, someone knows quite well
Someone made me a promise to get it taken care of and was too lazy despite my incessant nagging. Someone has already understood the grievous errors of their ways. And someone understands and accepts I am Queen ***** for the next 10 months and will do my bidding at 3:30 am whenever I need a chocolate ice cream cone without whining once. Oh yes, someone knows quite well Mistress DSD wrote:
Seriously Nad, don't even get me started. Someone made me a promise to get it taken care of and was too lazy despite my incessant nagging. Someone has already understood the grievous errors of their ways. And someone understands and accepts I am Queen ***** for the next 10 months and will do my bidding at 3:30 am whenever I need a chocolate ice cream cone without whining once. Oh yes, someone knows quite well
Someone made me a promise to get it taken care of and was too lazy despite my incessant nagging. Someone has already understood the grievous errors of their ways. And someone understands and accepts I am Queen ***** for the next 10 months and will do my bidding at 3:30 am whenever I need a chocolate ice cream cone without whining once. Oh yes, someone knows quite well Yay! (we need a :whip: smilie)
Mistress DSD wrote:
Seriously Nad, don't even get me started. Someone made me a promise to get it taken care of and was too lazy despite my incessant nagging. Someone has already understood the grievous errors of their ways. And someone understands and accepts I am Queen ***** for the next 10 months and will do my bidding at 3:30 am whenever I need a chocolate ice cream cone without whining once. Oh yes, someone knows quite well
Someone made me a promise to get it taken care of and was too lazy despite my incessant nagging. Someone has already understood the grievous errors of their ways. And someone understands and accepts I am Queen ***** for the next 10 months and will do my bidding at 3:30 am whenever I need a chocolate ice cream cone without whining once. Oh yes, someone knows quite well Well if you really wanted him fixed, you could have called and made an appointment for him.
But it must not have been a big deal since you're having it anyway.
Here's hoping it comes out like Dracoid.
Edited, Oct 29th 2008 12:15pm by trickybeck
trickybeck wrote:
Here's hoping it comes out like Dracoid.
Mrs DSD, what do you say about the allegations that your new baby will be a Marxist?
Do what now?
I could have made an appointment for him. But as far as Im concerned it's not my job to do everything for the Mr. I already have 2 kids to take care of. But he has made his appointment cause he knows that if he didnt I was going to happily do it for him. He had one week to get cracking.
And of course we would keep it. There is no reason not to. Just because it was not planned doesnt mean we cant adjust things to welcome another lil one into the family. it just means I need to find a kick *** minivan and put my flourescent green skull and crossbones on it like I have on my Matrix now
And of course we would keep it. There is no reason not to. Just because it was not planned doesnt mean we cant adjust things to welcome another lil one into the family. it just means I need to find a kick *** minivan and put my flourescent green skull and crossbones on it like I have on my Matrix now
Srsly, congratulations. Hope you have a happy, healthy and uneventful pregnancy.
Hurray for a net increase on the population after you and the father die!
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
buboy wrote:
or am i just stupid?
Get out.
You're the only thing I know that's more fertile than Varrus's imagination.
Gratz, Incubatrix
Gratz, Incubatrix
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
buboy wrote:
(or am i just stupid? Did she really ran over a baby?)
Yes.
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
buboy wrote:
(or am i just stupid? Did she really ran over a baby?)
Yes.
And that's why we're congratulating her.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Yes, I ran over a baby. And just for good measure, I backed up and did it again.
Mistress DSD wrote:
Yes, I ran over a baby. And just for good measure, I backed up and did it again.
You didn't dent your car, did you?
No, my bumper is higher than its body.
Mistress DSD wrote:
I could have made an appointment for him. But as far as Im concerned it's not my job to do everything for the Mr. I already have 2 kids to take care of. But he has made his appointment cause he knows that if he didnt I was going to happily do it for him. He had one week to get cracking.
Congratulations. I hope for a little girl this time, if only because the world can never have too many bad-*** chicks.
DSD, you neglected the primary rule of parenting that my sister-in-law also forgot:
Never, ever, ever, ever, evar let them outnumber you!
Never, ever, ever, ever, evar let them outnumber you!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I've bumped this thread in order to say...
I hate you, DSD. Keep your curveballs to yourself.
I hate you, DSD. Keep your curveballs to yourself.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
I've bumped this thread in order to say...
I hate you, DSD. Keep your curveballs to yourself.
I hate you, DSD. Keep your curveballs to yourself.
Congratulations, Debalic.
Oh, haha. You too?
When will you people learn how to use birth control, holy hell.
When will you people learn how to use birth control, holy hell.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Oh, haha. You too?
When will you people learn how to use birth control, holy hell.
When will you people learn how to use birth control, holy hell.
Well I do don a raincoat, except during menstruation. We just attribute it to my superhuman sperm, and have started looking into kryptonite-latex variants.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Samira wrote:
Oh, haha. You too?
When will you people learn how to use birth control, holy hell.
When will you people learn how to use birth control, holy hell.
Well I do don a raincoat, except during menstruation. We just attribute it to my superhuman sperm, and have started looking into kryptonite-latex variants.
Hah!
Grats!
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