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#1 Oct 29 2008 at 7:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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And so a perfect day for this thread. Sometimes, no matter how well planned you think you are for life, life likes to mock you and throw 90mph curve balls your way. Sometimes they're scary as hell. Sometimes, while unexpected, after a bit you see the silver lining in lifes practical joke. Life decided I needed a curve ball. Life decided it was bored, and my life was going way too smoothly. So it decided to switch things up a bit, throw me a fast one, and then laugh it's *** off while I tried to come to terms with it's lousy pitching. Good times



#2 Oct 29 2008 at 7:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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You ran over a baby?
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#3 Oct 29 2008 at 7:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Holy hell. Congratulations!

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#4 Oct 29 2008 at 7:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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No, Life yelled Oops, storks dropped a baby from the sky and it turned into a minivan. Duh!
#5 Oct 29 2008 at 7:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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You're pregnant again? with a minivan?

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#6 Oct 29 2008 at 7:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sorry, but I've been trained well to never ask a woman if she's pregnant. Never assume it until flatly stated.
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Congratulations! It shall be a girl child.

Minivans, while being, well, minivans, are extremely convenient. Specially the ones with sliding doors on both sides. Kinda wish I'd had one when rearing offsprings.
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#9 Oct 29 2008 at 7:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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#10 Oct 29 2008 at 7:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations!

I really don't want to know what you were doing with a stork, a comically over sized sign and a minivan.

Edit: ...maybe I do.

Edited, Oct 29th 2008 11:17am by Timelordwho
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#11 Oct 29 2008 at 7:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations!

I really don't want to know what you were doing with a stork, a comically over sized sign and a minivan.

Edit: ...maybe I do.

Edited, Oct 29th 2008 11:17am by Timelordwho


Thats what got me into this in the first place Smiley: sly
#12 Oct 29 2008 at 7:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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You got pregnant for the German engineering, didn't you??



Srsly, congrats!
#13 Oct 29 2008 at 7:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations! Enjoy the new baby and may the first few months be easy on you :Flowers:
#14 Oct 29 2008 at 7:24 AM Rating: Excellent
ZOMG Congrats DSD!!

Buying a new car is always fun, especially if it's a red mini-van!
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#15 Oct 29 2008 at 7:37 AM Rating: Good
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Congrats or something. Dirty breeder. Smiley: mad
#16 Oct 29 2008 at 7:55 AM Rating: Excellent
Congrats! Smiley: yippee
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#17 Oct 29 2008 at 7:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wow, that was hard to keep quiet about. Smiley: lol

Grats again, DSD.
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#19 Oct 29 2008 at 8:12 AM Rating: Good
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Wow, DSD is goin' for the hat trick.

Grats!
#20 Oct 29 2008 at 8:21 AM Rating: Good
Grats DSD!

How far along are you? Why do you hate your ******?
#21 Oct 29 2008 at 8:23 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: flowers Grats DsD.
#22 Oct 29 2008 at 8:42 AM Rating: Good
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Thanks folks. BT I am technically 5 weeks along, but the new mini DSD took up residence 3 weeks ago. I dont have an exact due date yet, but through hazy calculations this lil one should make it's official entrance late June. I'll find out more next month at my first baby Dr appointment. And I dont hate my ******. In fact I love it lots. Hence I am sad it must go through such an ordeal yet again, when we were absolutely positively sure we were done making mini mes.
#23 Oct 29 2008 at 8:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats DSD Smiley: flowers

I'm hoping it's a girl, since I don't think the world could handle another male spawn from you and Sick.Smiley: dubious
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#24 Oct 29 2008 at 8:44 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: smile

more cool people should breed.
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#25 Oct 29 2008 at 8:53 AM Rating: Decent
The mommy missle malitia welcomes one more drooler.

Grats DSD.
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when we were absolutely positively sure we were done making mini mes.


That's why I had the equipment taken out of my playground. Smiley: schooled
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