“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.†― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Did you douse yourself in bleach to disguise your scent from those crafty buckets so that'd it'd take you for a piece of ordinary household cleaning equipment instead of the wiley bucket-hunter that you are?
I prefer Michael Angelo Batio just to listen to guitar. He is the epitome if guitar virtuoso. If your arguement is he doesn't play with soul, well I urge you to listen to all of his work, in which, yes he does.