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#1 Oct 24 2008 at 2:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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This sounds like an Onion article (I know, I say that all the time, but geeze, life just keeps getting more and more like a satire of itself).

Woman arrested for killing virtual reality husband

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TOKYO, Japan (AP) -- A 43-year-old Japanese woman whose sudden divorce in a virtual game world made her so angry that she killed her online husband's digital persona has been arrested on suspicion of hacking, police said Thursday.

The woman, who is jailed on suspicion of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating electronic data, used his identification and password to log onto popular interactive game "Maple Story" to carry out the virtual murder in mid-May, a police official in northern Sapporo said on condition of anonymity, citing department policy.

"I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning. That made me so angry," the official quoted her as telling investigators and admitting the allegations.

The woman had not plotted any revenge in the real world, the official said.

She has not yet been formally charged, but if convicted could face a prison term of up to five years or a fine up to $5,000.

Players in "Maple Story" raise and manipulate digital images called "avatars" that represent themselves, while engaging in relationships, social activities and fighting against monsters and other obstacles.

The woman used login information she got from the 33-year-old office worker when their characters were happily married, and killed the character. The man complained to police when he discovered that his beloved online avatar was dead.


I would have opted for extended embarrassment and burning of all social bridges before offing him, but I'm more imaginative, clearly. Virtually divorce me, ya rat bahstad...

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#2 Oct 24 2008 at 2:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, I saw that. Japan has strict computer-use laws, I guess.

Wonder how those would play here.

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#3 Oct 24 2008 at 2:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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ROFL! That headline is totally out of touch but yet, amazingly funny!
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#4 Oct 24 2008 at 2:54 PM Rating: Decent
Lol that's hilarious!
#5 Oct 24 2008 at 3:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Not that it should matter but I'm doubly amused by the fact that this happened in Maple Story which doesn't even have 3D character models like "Western" MMORPGs. It's like murdering the dudes from Contra.

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#6 Oct 24 2008 at 5:40 PM Rating: Good
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Not that it should matter but I'm doubly amused by the fact that this happened in Maple Story which doesn't even have 3D character models like "Western" MMORPGs. It's like murdering the dudes from Contra.


Too bad the husband didn't have the 30 lives code.
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#7 Oct 24 2008 at 8:40 PM Rating: Good
How could she murder something so cute?
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#8 Oct 26 2008 at 1:44 AM Rating: Decent
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How could she murder something so cute?
Maple Story is enough to drive anyone to murder.
#9 Oct 26 2008 at 4:59 AM Rating: Decent
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Maple Story is enough to drive anyone to murder.

This man speaks the truth.

I'm probably want for about 1,563,456 virtual homicides in Japan.
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#10 Oct 27 2008 at 4:25 PM Rating: Good
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Why was a 43 year old woman playing maple story?
#11 Oct 27 2008 at 8:37 PM Rating: Default
soifon wrote:
Why was a 43 year old woman playing maple story?


For the same reason that nearly 75% of the people in The Asylum post. Boredom and something to quell said boredom.

Edited, Oct 28th 2008 12:37am by weedjedi
#12 Oct 28 2008 at 3:36 AM Rating: Good
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weedjedi wrote:
soifon wrote:
Why was a 43 year old woman playing maple story?


For the same reason that nearly 75% of the people in The Asylum post. Boredom and something to quell said boredom.

Edited, Oct 28th 2008 12:37am by weedjedi


How would you know? Smiley: dubious
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#13 Oct 28 2008 at 4:31 AM Rating: Default
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How would you know?

Because most of you have stated this over the past 4 yrs or so. Ever since I came on this site pissed everyone off regularly and got banned by Kao like 6 times. I'm actually surprised I was never IP banned...
#14 Oct 28 2008 at 7:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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SoiFon wrote:
Why was a 43 year old woman playing maple story?


Oh, one of those.

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