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Congrats!
Do what now?
In that post from way back (half a year ago?) about Totem saying he might go to Africa: wasn't I the only one to say well maybe you should?
Not that you should listen to me.
Anyhow, congrats! Sounds like an adventure.
Not that you should listen to me.
Anyhow, congrats! Sounds like an adventure.
Grats Totem, it'll be awesome. I have no doubt you'll fit right in!
Seriously though, I'm sure it'll be enriching and fullfilling.
Enriching because of the corruption, and fullfilling with bullet holes if the rebels come near.
Only joking, I'm sure you'll have blast.
Of rocket launchers!
Ok, ok, I'm sorry, it's Monday morning and I'm tired. I'm sure you'll have a great time, and that you'll delight the locals.
Though I'd advise them to let you marinate for a bit, and maybe add some paprika.
Seriously though, I'm sure it'll be enriching and fullfilling.
Enriching because of the corruption, and fullfilling with bullet holes if the rebels come near.
Only joking, I'm sure you'll have blast.
Of rocket launchers!
Ok, ok, I'm sorry, it's Monday morning and I'm tired. I'm sure you'll have a great time, and that you'll delight the locals.
Though I'd advise them to let you marinate for a bit, and maybe add some paprika.
No-a, I've gotta two-a spicy meat-a balls right here for-a them.
/grabs his junk
Totem
/grabs his junk
Totem
Ow. No, really, I mean ow.
I did the immunization thing today and ended up getting six shots and squirt of flu bug up the nose. Let's see, hmmm, typhoid, Hep A, Hep B, tetnus, MMR, and TDAP. Three on each arm, some on the tricep, some on the bicep, some in between. Right now I am feeling worse and worse by the hour and hope not to throw up on my doting wife.
The first two were no problem. But-- but -- the next four were... shall I say a *****? Two kicked like a mule and the other two stung like wasps. No fun at all. Of course, both arms are stiffer than Bhodi's d1ck at a meat packing factory.
The two nurses administering these lovely needles advised me to move my arms about vigorously, to which I seriously considered spanking the monkey on the road home. However, in order to prevent a twenty car pile-up where truckers, SUV driving soccer moms, and young ladies plying their pickups through traffic gazed in open admiration at my enormous appendage and thus drove their vehicles into bridge abuttments, I elected not to expose myself.
Instead I went to the gym and proceeded to do chin-ups, dips, and tricep extensions. All to no avail. I am in pain.
Ow.
Totem
I did the immunization thing today and ended up getting six shots and squirt of flu bug up the nose. Let's see, hmmm, typhoid, Hep A, Hep B, tetnus, MMR, and TDAP. Three on each arm, some on the tricep, some on the bicep, some in between. Right now I am feeling worse and worse by the hour and hope not to throw up on my doting wife.
The first two were no problem. But-- but -- the next four were... shall I say a *****? Two kicked like a mule and the other two stung like wasps. No fun at all. Of course, both arms are stiffer than Bhodi's d1ck at a meat packing factory.
The two nurses administering these lovely needles advised me to move my arms about vigorously, to which I seriously considered spanking the monkey on the road home. However, in order to prevent a twenty car pile-up where truckers, SUV driving soccer moms, and young ladies plying their pickups through traffic gazed in open admiration at my enormous appendage and thus drove their vehicles into bridge abuttments, I elected not to expose myself.
Instead I went to the gym and proceeded to do chin-ups, dips, and tricep extensions. All to no avail. I am in pain.
Ow.
Totem
Finally you return to the land of your ancestors!
awesome *****.TIA brotha.
awesome *****.TIA brotha.
I got all these innoculations the other day and lately I've been feeling funny. I got to thinking about what Ambrya had said about immunizations and autism, when all of a sudden thinjs st4ryed gwtting wei7d on mi he4dd. Eye thig e mrifght dkf -cd[xc.>> moof.
Ack.
Totseof;
Ack.
Totseof;
Totem wrote:
I got all these innoculations the other day and lately I've been feeling funny. I got to thinking about what Ambrya had said about immunizations and autism, when all of a sudden thinjs st4ryed gwtting wei7d on mi he4dd. Eye thig e mrifght dkf -cd[xc.>> moof.
Ack.
Totseof;
Ack.
Totseof;
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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