Hannah's figured it out. This morning, while innocently brushing my hair in the bathroom, Hannah marched in and stared at me.
"Mama?"
"Yeah?"
"I think there's something wrong with you."
*sigh*
Nexa
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Did you ask what? Maybe while you're typing away now, a scorpion is perched on the back of your head.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Did you ask what? Maybe while you're typing away now, a scorpion is perched on the back of your head.
I asked. She just looked at me and left the room. She'd clearly been thinking long and hard about how to broach the subject and simply wasn't prepared for follow up questions.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
It's off to the funny farm with you!
Maybe she just wants you out of the way so she can move in on Smash.
Maybe she just wants you out of the way so she can move in on Smash.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Maybe she just wants you out of the way so she can move in on Smash.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Maybe she just wants you out of the way so she can move in on Smash.
She's no recollection of me *not* dating Smash, haha...she probably thinks *he's* the normal one and I'm weird because I'm not more like them.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
If she's just now realizing this about you, don't you think that makes *her* the one with the problem?
Just sayin'
Just sayin'
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
If she's just now realizing this about you, don't you think that makes *her* the one with the problem?
Just sayin'
Just sayin'
Well...I tell her she's crazy all the time. I don't think it's in dispute. I'm just trying not to pass on TOO much of the crazy if I can help it.
I don't think it's working.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Maybe she just wants you out of the way so she can move in on Smash.
She's no recollection of me *not* dating Smash, haha...she probably thinks *he's* the normal one and I'm weird because I'm not more like them.
Nexa
I knew it!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Maybe she just wants you out of the way so she can move in on Smash.
She's no recollection of me *not* dating Smash, haha...she probably thinks *he's* the normal one and I'm weird because I'm not more like them.
Nexa
I knew it!
Knew what? That Hannah and Smash are clearly in cahoots? I don't think that's a surprise to anyone deary.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Oh, I read it as Smash being plural. Figured it'd born out my Jekyll-Hyde theory.
Back to the drawing board.
Back to the drawing board.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Oh, I read it as Smash being plural. Figured it'd born out my Jekyll-Hyde theory.
Back to the drawing board.
Back to the drawing board.
ohhhhhh, it's more like "Easily Distracted By Shiny Things Jekyll-Grinch."
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Hmmm, no I'm putting it down to Hannah having an extraordinary sense of smell and she has detected the scent of... pregnancy!!!
Totem
Totem
That's so not even funny. bleh.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Maybe she's clairvoyant. She does kinda remind me of the little girl from "The 4400."
What, no li'l Smash to tote around on your hip? No tiny Smasharooey lips sipping that sweet milk of life from mother's caring breast? Where, oh, where have your nuturing and motherly instincts gone, Nexa??? Future Hah-vard bound zygotes everywhere are wailing in travail at the loss of of one of their own.
:((
Totem
:((
Totem
Totem wrote:
What, no li'l Smash to tote around on your hip? No tiny Smasharooey lips sipping that sweet milk of life from mother's caring breast? Where, oh, where have your nuturing and motherly instincts gone, Nexa??? Future Hah-vard bound zygotes everywhere are wailing in travail at the loss of of one of their own.
:((
Totem
:((
Totem
I need to wait until I have some level of certainty that Hannah won't immediately smother it in its sleep.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Hmmm. You could place it in a cage and charge admission to see the creature... Just an idea.
Totem
Totem
Totem wrote:
Hmmm. You could place it in a cage and charge admission to see the creature... Just an idea.
Totem
Totem
I'll just keep threatening to feed her to jaguars.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I love Hannah stories. That kid is going to be too smart for her own good.
Or yours, really.
Or yours, really.
Lol, I wasn't advocating the placement of Hannah behind bars, but rather the Quasimodo-like being that would be created from the loins of Smasharoo. You know, the one that would have a hump on his cranium and would be leeaping from spire to spire of his sanctuary, the Bah-stan Cathedral yelling, "I am not a Yale graduate! I am from Hah-vad! I am a huuuuuman!"
:D
Totem
:D
Totem
I've been thinking that if we do have kids, I'm going to secretly train them to be Yankees fans when Smash isn't around.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
I've been thinking that if we do have kids, I'm going to secretly train them to be Yankees fans when Smash isn't around.
Nexa
Nexa
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Wonderful and dastardly. I love it.
Totem
Totem
Tell her that crazy is hereditary.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Nexa wrote:
I've been thinking that if we do have kids, I'm going to secretly train them to be Yankees fans when Smash isn't around.
Nexa
Nexa
That would precipitate smash being the one smothering it in its sleep.
My wife and I are currently fighting the same war over Thom. She won't even consider the Mets as neutral ground.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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