Found this while checking out The Huffington Post and my muddle brain instantly thought
this guy may be a future winner of the Darwin Award.
Quote:
This photograph of a mystery man passed out at the wheel of his tinnie-strewn ute in the centre of Darwin has caught the attention of police — and locals who are trying to work out the motorist's identity.
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In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.