Al-Qaeda endorses McCainFollow

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081022/ap_on_el_pr/al_qaida_us_election_2

This is a surprise I figured they would endorse their fellow MUSLIM TERRORIST Obama.

There is a special place in hell for jihadists who don't support other jihadists.

To be fair, you missed an important step: they said they want to plot an attack prior to the election, in order to swing the public feeling toward fear and thus a McCain victory, which would in turn result in a prolonged war in the Middle East, increased anger from Muslims and Arabs, and eventually result in the downfall of the US.

Strangely enough, I think they're exactly right in how that would pan out. Odd, though, considering another attack pre-election would be the second attack a Republican president had allowed on foreign soil in the last 8 years.

Well, fingers crossed it doesn't happen!

It's amazing what you can learn by reading other threads.

Didn't you see that episode of South Park? Where the rich black people moved in, and the KKK wanted to stop them. But everyone hated the KKK, so in order to get what they wanted, they had to say the opposite of what they wanted so everyone would vote against them.

It's reverse psychology, or something.

Al-Qaeda really wants Obama, but they can't endorse him since it would be bad for the campaign. So they will endorse the opposite so that everyone will vote against them and who they really want to win will be elected.

It's so simple.

Knowing the intarwebs, I bring this on myself.

I thought it would be a good laugh :(

The Libertarians, actually.

Because then they could pretty much get away with whatever they wanted without government interference.

The problem with having Democrats in power, in their eyes, would be the ridiculous continued insistence that the Buddhists, the Bahai, and such also have influence.

For the record, at least half the people who want to destroy it now didn't want to 10 years ago. Yes, there were those who wanted to destroy our entire civilisation before that, but that number has gone up exponentially for every year that the war continues.

Lost what? It's widely known that the root cause of middle eastern terrorism is the support of Israel's defense of their arbitrarily-assigned nation, as well as western societal and moral values encroaching upon tribal civilizations.

If we stopped forcing 20th century western philosophy upon these simple folk, they wouldn't resent us so much.

But all I said was merely a joke. I don't think you can use South Park as a legitimate reference. (Though, a few of their episodes were pretty good satire).