Stayin Alive good for CPR
Ok, it makes sense that listening to something that has the proper rhythm would be helpful, but it still seems like it's nearly weird enough to be an Onion article. Can you imagine if you had someone respond to an emergency situation and you could hear "Stayin' Alive" playing on their Ipod while they were performing CPR on a loved one or something, haha? I guess it would be kinda funny after the fact...you know, if whoever lived...
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
"Another One Bites the Dust" would work as well, might not go over so well with victim's family members.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
And in other weird news, ***** is healthy.
My coworkers yesterday were xeroxing this article to take home to their girlfriends. LOL
My coworkers yesterday were xeroxing this article to take home to their girlfriends. LOL
Samira wrote:
"Another One Bites the Dust" would work as well, might not go over so well with victim's family members.
haha, yeah, it mentioned that in the article...one of the doctors said it seemed "inappropriate" haha.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Pikko wrote:
And in other weird news, ***** is healthy.
My coworkers yesterday were xeroxing this article to take home to their girlfriends. LOL
My coworkers yesterday were xeroxing this article to take home to their girlfriends. LOL
Thank you! I'm e-mailing this to my wife right now.
Which reminds me, I need to write-in some viewer suggestions for MythBusters on this topic...I think Kari Byron would make a great test subject.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
When I rang up the Royal Woman's Hospital to organise my abortion they put me on hold, and Barbara Streisand was warbling away. Something about "Children.....Children are the somethingest something, in the woooooorld...."
My abortion was an absolute necessity, a very clear cut case, and I'd never been one of those girls who'd always dreamed of being a mother, so I wasn't cut up at all about it. But geez...
My abortion was an absolute necessity, a very clear cut case, and I'd never been one of those girls who'd always dreamed of being a mother, so I wasn't cut up at all about it. But geez...
Aripyanfar wrote:
When I rang up the Royal Woman's Hospital to organise my abortion they put me on hold, and Barbara Streisand was warbling away. Something about "Children.....Children are the somethingest something, in the woooooorld...."
My abortion was an absolute necessity, a very clear cut case, and I'd never been one of those girls who'd always dreamed of being a mother, so I wasn't cut up at all about it. But geez...
My abortion was an absolute necessity, a very clear cut case, and I'd never been one of those girls who'd always dreamed of being a mother, so I wasn't cut up at all about it. But geez...
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Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I like how most of the people that post here are clear examples of American Democratic Party values. 
Aripyanfar wrote:
When I rang up the Royal Woman's Hospital to organise my abortion they put me on hold, and Barbara Streisand was warbling away. Something about "Children.....Children are the somethingest something, in the woooooorld...."
My abortion was an absolute necessity, a very clear cut case, and I'd never been one of those girls who'd always dreamed of being a mother, so I wasn't cut up at all about it. But geez...
My abortion was an absolute necessity, a very clear cut case, and I'd never been one of those girls who'd always dreamed of being a mother, so I wasn't cut up at all about it. But geez...
That's just loverly.
Barbra Streisand is enough to make anyone want to hang up the phone.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
And now for a little abortion/contraception humor:
"Dr. Giggles' Happy-Time Abortion Clinic: We bring out the kid in you!"
What did the sperm say as it fell into the reservoir tip? "I coulda been somebody!"
"Dr. Giggles' Happy-Time Abortion Clinic: We bring out the kid in you!"
What did the sperm say as it fell into the reservoir tip? "I coulda been somebody!"
Iamadam wrote:
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Aripyanfar wrote:
When I rang up the Royal Woman's Hospital to organise my abortion they put me on hold, and Barbara Streisand was warbling away. Something about "Children.....Children are the somethingest something, in the woooooorld...."
My abortion was an absolute necessity, a very clear cut case, and I'd never been one of those girls who'd always dreamed of being a mother, so I wasn't cut up at all about it. But geez...
When I rang up the Royal Woman's Hospital to organise my abortion they put me on hold, and Barbara Streisand was warbling away. Something about "Children.....Children are the somethingest something, in the woooooorld...."
My abortion was an absolute necessity, a very clear cut case, and I'd never been one of those girls who'd always dreamed of being a mother, so I wasn't cut up at all about it. But geez...
That's just loverly.
Barbra Streisand is enough to make anyone want to hang up the phone.
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Maybe they were trying to trigger a spontaneous miscarriage.
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