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#1 Oct 15 2008 at 12:20 AM Rating: Decent
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NSFW alert! FFXI kiddies please leave the room now. Adults are talking.

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**** Valley- A gunman walked into the Van Nuys Studios Wednesday night during the shooting of a Bukkake scene and made off with $3750.

Johnny Thrust was robbed with a gun thrust in his face.

“Some ******* came in and ripped off 50 Bukkake guys,” says director Jim Powers who organizes these events. Cash is paid the Bukkake guys which leads Powers to suspect that it was an inside job. Each guy is paid $50.

Powers is of the belief that one of the Bukkake regulars may have set the job up.

“The gunmen knew exactly when to come in. I had them all inside filming,” Powers relates.

“All the security’s in there. And Johnny was outside with the last couple of guys. There were four guys sitting on couches and Johnny goes to get the cash. It’s all in envelopes and as the guys come out he gives them the money.”

Powers thinks the gunman was texted from someone on the inside.

“People saw this one guy texting in the crowd. We think we know who might be involved.”

“Then all of a sudden this gunman comes walking in,” continues Powers.

“Johnny thinks it’s a joke. He’s what the ****, and the gunman puts the gun in his face. He goes give me the money in the drawer now. He knew what money was there. As he walked out Johnny came in to tell us, and the guy said sit right down. We had police reports, everything. The Bukkake guys were ripped off.”

Powers said the group stayed and completed the scene, nevertheless. Powers is offering a $1,000 reward for the arrest and conviction of whoever took the money.

According to Powers, the incident took place around 9pm, and the gunman is described as a light skinned black, wearing a Dodgers jacket with possibly a bullet proof vest underneath.

“It just goes to show we’re in a recession and people are taking desperate means,” says Powers. "It's a sad day for Bukkake."

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That's sig material right there, son. And that's a fact.

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#2 Oct 15 2008 at 12:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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"Bukkake guys"

That's funny.
#3REDACTED, Posted: Oct 15 2008 at 2:08 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Wow the crooks got robbed, there is some Kharma in there somewhere.
#4 Oct 15 2008 at 3:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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Johnny Thrust? Smiley: dubious
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#5 Oct 15 2008 at 4:58 AM Rating: Good
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Baron von tarv wrote:
Wow the crooks got robbed, there is some Kharma in there somewhere.

Edited, Oct 15th 2008 6:01am by tarv

Erm, since when are **** actors criminals? or am I missing something?

PS, this was the fist time I've come across the Bukkake term before. Google it, and a bukkake smiley comes up Smiley: laugh
#6 Oct 15 2008 at 5:45 AM Rating: Decent
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since when are **** actors criminals? or am I missing something?
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#7 Oct 15 2008 at 7:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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The bukkake guys should have just unloaded on the robber. Then they could have used that clip in a porno called "Bukkake Police Squad: To ******* and protect"
#8 Oct 15 2008 at 8:49 AM Rating: Good
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You can get fifty dollars for ejaculating on a lady's face?
#9 Oct 15 2008 at 10:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Pretty sure you get just as much if not more for doing it in a cup. Shows you how much that woman's self esteem is worth doesnt it?
#10 Oct 15 2008 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
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Also, we can extrapolate from the data shown that seventy-five (75) men were there being paid to skeet on a chick. Smiley: schooled

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#11 Oct 15 2008 at 10:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Pretty sure you get just as much if not more for doing it in a cup.


I could pay for a whole new videogame by ************ into a cup?

This requires pondering.
#12 Oct 15 2008 at 10:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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And here I ********** into a cup all the time, and never get paid for it. Smiley: glare
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#13 Oct 15 2008 at 6:32 PM Rating: Good
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"Johnny Thrust was robbed with a gun thrust in his face."

Gotta love the irony of this statement.

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#14 Oct 15 2008 at 9:14 PM Rating: Good
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Pretty sure you get just as much if not more for doing it in a cup.


I could pay for a whole new videogame by ************ into a cup?

This requires pondering.
One of my residence mates at uni spent a year in England, in which he covered his living expenses with blood and ***** donations.

He was a little thin and pale (!), but he was tall with handsome, even features and an attractive smile, so if he didn't have any mental illnesses up his family tree his sperm was a good deal (!).
#15 Oct 17 2008 at 12:15 AM Rating: Decent
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According to Powers, the incident took place around 9pm, and the gunman is described as a light skinned black, wearing a Dodgers jacket with possibly a bullet proof vest underneath.

“It just goes to show we’re in a recession and people are taking desperate means,” says Powers.



Well, the money to keep small business from paying HMOs had to come from somewhere.



Edited, Oct 17th 2008 4:08am by Asoka
#16 Oct 17 2008 at 12:58 AM Rating: Good
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You can get fifty dollars for ejaculating on a lady's face?


...on cam, surrounded by 49 other ************ men of shady reputation, risking to get someone else's lovejuice on you.

I wouldn't even be doing that for 10k, tbh.



[edit] yeah, I managed to squeeze in a typo

Edited, Oct 17th 2008 10:52am by Hence
#17 Oct 17 2008 at 10:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Asoka wrote:
Totem wrote:
According to Powers, the incident took place around 9pm, and the gunman is described as a light skinned black, wearing a Dodgers jacket with possibly a bullet proof vest underneath.

“It just goes to show we’re in a recession and people are taking desperate means,” says Powers.



Well, the money to keep small business from paying HMOs had to come from somewhere.



Edited, Oct 17th 2008 4:08am by Asoka


You misspelled homos.
#18 Oct 17 2008 at 10:54 AM Rating: Decent
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He was a little thin and pale (!), but he was tall with handsome, even features and an attractive smile, so if he didn't have any mental illnesses up his family tree his sperm was a good deal (!).

Hmm, maybe I should take Thom with me and go donate, I'm sure showing him off would get me top dollar for a load.
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#19 Oct 17 2008 at 10:56 AM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar wrote:
he covered his living expenses with blood and *****
That's disgusting. Wouldn't he have to clean them off again to pay them?

Seriously, who spooges and bleeds on a pile of bills?

Edited, Oct 17th 2008 1:49pm by AshOnMyTomatoes
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