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#1 Oct 14 2008 at 9:45 PM Rating: Default
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It seems that our intrepid Black Neo has been dipping his wick into the strange for a while now. He, according to a rag that outted John "I Cheated on My Cancer-ridden Wife" Edwards, has been bangin' hos rather than shakin' hands with political bros (or foes for you KoolAid drinkers who think he's bipartisan).

His mistress has been sent off to St. Martinique in the Caribbean where she is supposed to be cloistered. Perhaps in a nunnery for those of you who think he is Black Jesus.

If you thought Palin's Troopergate was going to be stunning, then wait until the press gets a hold of his little piece of a$$ on the side. BOOOOM! That'd be the sound of another Democratic party hopeful's political aspirations imploding.

No wonder Michelle Obammy always looks pissed off. She supposedly found out about this a year ago. Tight lipped smile much, Mrs. I've-never-had-anything-to-be-proud-of-my-country-before-this?

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#2 Oct 14 2008 at 9:52 PM Rating: Default
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The name being bandied about is Vera Baker, a black woman who was involved in Obammy's campaign. Apparently, the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice indeed! The stories of black men's rapacious sexual appetites are possibly grounded in fact!!!!!!one!!eleventy!!

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#3 Oct 14 2008 at 9:52 PM Rating: Good
If they can cuddle that much in public after he had an affair, then she's obviously already forgiven him.

Seriously. I'm a dumstruck lovesick silly around my man, but even they have an adorable snuggliness to them in public that makes me go "Awwww."

Actions speak louder than words. When is the last time McCain hugged or kissed Cindy in public?

Edit: Also, links or you ain't got a story.

Edited, Oct 15th 2008 1:45am by catwho
#4 Oct 14 2008 at 9:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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I heard that there's totally this one video of Michelle saying "Whitey" that's going to OMG totally destroy Obama.

Strangely, when the same rag "outted" Palin's affair a week or two ago you didn't say a word Smiley: wink2
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#5 Oct 14 2008 at 10:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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So what do they do? Go through all political people one by one and say they have had an affair, and see who cracks?
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#6 Oct 14 2008 at 10:36 PM Rating: Default
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Links, you say? Links? Weee doan need no steenking leenks! But becaus' jew always beg mee for leenks, I weal geeve jew leenks.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1076695/Obama-hit-affair-smears-following-claims-attractive-aide-banned-wife.html

Obviously the Dailymail is a member of the liberal media for blatently biasing their story in Obammy's favor!

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#7 Oct 14 2008 at 10:39 PM Rating: Default
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Mo' scuttlebutt.

http://hillbuzz.wordpress.com/2008/10/12/who-is-vera-baker-and-why-is-she-in-martinique/

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Smiley: lol Hillbuzz
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#9 Oct 14 2008 at 10:56 PM Rating: Default
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Yeah, you laugh now, but look at what happened to that nice trial lawyer, Mr. Edwards.

/nods

Gettin' him some poontango on the side, caught by a muckraking rag. Might happen this time too...

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#10 Oct 14 2008 at 11:02 PM Rating: Excellent
Omg, Palin had an affair!

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“Todd found out about the affair and was so mad he broke up their partnership at the snowmobile dealership,” Burdett claimed.


Poor Todd.
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#11 Oct 14 2008 at 11:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn Baker?
Remember how she said that
We would meet again
Some sunny day?
Vera! Vera!
What has become of you?
Does anybody else in here
Feel the way I do?
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#12 Oct 14 2008 at 11:12 PM Rating: Good
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I seem to remember something like this happening a few years ago.

How many terms did Clinton serve, again?
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#13 Oct 15 2008 at 3:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Omg, Palin had an affair!

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“Todd found out about the affair and was so mad he broke up their partnership at the snowmobile dealership,” Burdett claimed.


Poor Todd.


Why does Todd hate snowmobiles? Smiley: frown

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#14 Oct 15 2008 at 5:05 AM Rating: Good
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Mo' scuttlebutt.

http://hillbuzz.wordpress.com/2008/10/12/who-is-vera-baker-and-why-is-she-in-martinique/

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LMAO!

You're putting this forward as truth, Totem? I'm just checking, because if you read that article, it is a CLASSIC conspiracy theory case.

"There's an unknown woman who was moved to NY, where Michele Obama got angry, and now she's in Martinique."

That's what the article says. No witnesses. No sources. Just idle speculation, mixed with the appropriate shadowiness and "liberal media bias!" paranoia. The first article at least goes right into the matter; the woman moved to Martinique to live with the man she fell in love with (and they're still together there). She changed careers when the campaign ended.

The rumors apparently circulated first right before the primaries, and were shot down. Now Republicans (presumably) are circulating them again, in another 11th hour effort to smear Obama.

Wow.
#15 Oct 15 2008 at 5:38 AM Rating: Good
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Poor Totem, realizes that his candidate can't win on actual issues. Going to random tabloid rumors for succor. Seems republicans in general don't feel like their message can win voters. Must not be much of a message.
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#17 Oct 15 2008 at 6:15 AM Rating: Good
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Poor Totem, realizes that his candidate can't win on actual issues. Going to random tabloid rumors for succor. Seems republicans in general don't feel like their message can win voters. Must not be much of a message.


Granted it's not as catchy as "change".





Edited, Oct 15th 2008 9:56am by knoxsouthy


Or "maverick." But at least Obama is selling himself on how he'll run the country, not some tired old scared tactic.
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Granted it's not as catchy as "change".
Maverick McCain and Maverick Palin seem to maverickly think that "change" is pretty maverick. Why the maverick else would they be mavericking around saying "maverick" all the maverick time to show how mavericky they are as opposed to the non-maverick status quo in maverickless DC?
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#19 Oct 15 2008 at 6:18 AM Rating: Decent
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Let's just say that you're right on this one and Obama has been getting some on the side. I could really care less. Where a man puts his ***** has no bearing on his ability to govern.
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Stop stealing my thunder, Anna.

Although it's funny to think that "Change" is still working on the trail while "Maverick" has become a silly laugh-point in late night comedy routines.
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Where a man puts his ***** has no bearing on his ability to govern.
Somewhere, John McCain is wiping his brow in relief.
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#22 Oct 15 2008 at 6:37 AM Rating: Good
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Trouble in paradise: Why Arizonans dislike McCain

THE ECONOMIST

In a Paradise Valley shopping mall, Martin Dunleavy takes a break from the scorching Arizona sun. He is wearing a cap emblazoned with an eagle and an American flag, and describes himself as somewhat conservative. He adores Sarah Palin, whom he describes as "every man's woman."

How about John McCain, Arizona's senior senator and the state's first plausible presidential candidate since Barry Goldwater in 1964? Dunleavy shakes his head: "You just can't trust McCain."

Nobody besides a few excitable Democrats believes John McCain will lose Arizona. Presidential candidates nearly always carry their home states. But McCain is less popular at home than one might expect.

On Feb. 5 he won less than half of the vote in Arizona's Republican primary. A state poll conducted two weeks ago put him seven points ahead of Barack Obama. It is hardly an overwhelming lead in a state that has voted for a Democratic president only once since 1948.

A big reason is that McCain is a moderate among hotheads. "Arizona has always had a vocal hard-right element," says John Shadegg, a congressman who supports the senator. In 1986 it elected a governor aligned with the ultra-conservative John Birch Society.

The state Republican Party is dominated by hard cases who object to McCain's temperate record on immigration and taxes. In a January straw poll of activists in Maricopa County, which includes Phoenix and Paradise Valley, McCain was voted the "most unacceptable" of five candidates for president.

Still, Arizona's ultra-conservatives know they have nowhere else to go. Party leaders in Maricopa County have even provided a gritted-teeth endorsement of McCain on their Web site: "Many of us have strong differences with some of John McCain's past positions and policies. Some of us even dislike him personally. But we love America more."

McCain's second problem is that, thanks in large part to the hard-right element that so dislikes him, Hispanic voters are slipping away. In the past few years Arizona's legislature has passed a slew of laws designed to make life miserable for illegal immigrants.

Joe Arpaio, Maricopa County's publicity-hungry sheriff, has conducted sweeps of Hispanic districts in search of them. This has offended Latino voters and turned them against the Republican Party.

Elias Bermudez of Immigrants Without Borders campaigned for George Bush in 2000 and 2004, and is currently trying to win Hispanic votes for McCain. He describes his latest challenge as "100 times harder."

Yet McCain's biggest problem seems to be that many Arizonans do not feel he speaks for them. He rarely talks about Arizona on the stump, and did not mention the state once in his acceptance speech. By contrast, Obama repeatedly evokes the streets of Chicago, while Palin often sings Alaska's praises.

Several people buttonholed in and around Phoenix were unable to provide a single example of something McCain had done for Arizona. Admirers saw him as an American hero rather than a local hero.

Although the presidency is a national office, this is a bad sign. Even at his best, McCain can occasionally seem to be guided by a kind of internal moral compass rather than by the views of people who put him in office.

It may be that Arizona's voters have simply noticed this more quickly than the rest of America.
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#23 Oct 15 2008 at 6:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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He adores Sarah Palin, whom he describes as "every man's woman."


That ****!

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#24 Oct 15 2008 at 7:00 AM Rating: Good
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Indeed this story is just breaking.

Apparently Vera Baker has not yet been exonerated of having ties to Al-Qaeda in the Carribean. Is this yet another credible link connecting Obama to Muslim terrorism? We will wait for the evidence to suggest something.
#25REDACTED, Posted: Oct 15 2008 at 9:46 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) On the contrary, TruinAlexander the Vile, if a man cannot govern his primal urges well enough to keep from playing "hide the weenie" with some ho, pray tell, how can he govern an entire country? However, sensationalized stories like that one and "Troopergate", etc. are just that: sensationalism. And believe me, I'm not defending Obama, we're in trouble if he makes president - just wait and see.
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The stories of black men's rapacious sexual appetites are possibly grounded in fact!!!!!!one!!eleventy!!

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Totem, perhaps you need teh viagra to feel the manly urge, but generally speaking, a man's rapacious sexual appetite is hardly a characteristic of the color of their skin.
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