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#1 Oct 10 2008 at 8:26 AM Rating: Decent
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Under water grottos, caverns

Filled with apes

That eat figs.

Stepping on the figs

That the apes

Eat, they crunch.

The apes howl, bare

Their fangs, dance . . .


Any guesses?

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#2 Oct 10 2008 at 8:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Oct 10 2008 at 8:28 AM Rating: Good
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Barack Obama.
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#4 Oct 10 2008 at 8:30 AM Rating: Decent
Raila Odinga.
#5 Oct 10 2008 at 8:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Here we have a college freshman's poem, written by one Barack Obama.
#6 Oct 10 2008 at 8:34 AM Rating: Decent
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This poem is an example of his Marxist ideology.

Edited, Oct 10th 2008 12:27pm by Timelordwho
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#7 Oct 10 2008 at 8:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Stepping on the figs


ZOMG Obama supports partial term abortion!
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#8 Oct 10 2008 at 8:36 AM Rating: Decent
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Timelordwho wrote:
This poem is an example of his Marxist ideology.

..and his Muslim extremism.

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#9 Oct 10 2008 at 8:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Obama wrote:
Under water grottos, caverns

Filled with apes

That eat figs.
Underwater grottos filled with apes...?

Obama wrote a poem about... angry sea monkeys?
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#10 Oct 10 2008 at 8:51 AM Rating: Excellent
To be fair, he was really high at the time.
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#11 Oct 10 2008 at 8:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Cheaters.
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You gotta say though, a poet he ain't. Good thing he discovered politics. I am, however, still searching for anything he wrote for the Harvard Law Review. Hopefully, if he ever did write something pertinent to that august publication, it was more... readable than his doggerel.

Yech. That is just horrrrrible.

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#12 Oct 10 2008 at 8:53 AM Rating: Decent
Jophiel wrote:
Obama wrote a poem about... angry sea monkeys?


Have you ever raised Sea Monekys? Angry little buggers they are.
#13 Oct 10 2008 at 8:53 AM Rating: Good
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Hey Totem, have you met any college Freshman? Do you have high expectations for their poetic output? Everyone under 30 has nothing worthwhile to say. Let's just agree on that.

Edited, Oct 10th 2008 12:47pm by Annabella
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Kaelesh wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Obama wrote a poem about... angry sea monkeys?


Have you ever raised Sea Monekys? Angry little buggers they are.


Underwater apes = terrorist extremists.
#15 Oct 10 2008 at 9:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Hey Totem, have you met any college Freshman? Do you have high expectations for their poetic output? Everyone under 30 has nothing worthwhile to say. Let's just agree on that.

Edited, Oct 10th 2008 12:47pm by Annabella


I dug up a poem I wrote in 7th grade.

If we were to invent time machines tomorrow, I'd slap the **** out of myself.
#16 Oct 10 2008 at 9:29 AM Rating: Good
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Totem wrote:
I am, however, still searching for anything he wrote for the Harvard Law Review.


Apparently, he wrote this case review.

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#19 Oct 10 2008 at 10:27 AM Rating: Good
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Apparently, he wrote this case review.


I'm still looking for the paper he wrote that got him the presidents position. I still afirm that he was selected solely because of the colour of his skin, and the fact that harvard had never before selected a person of colour for that position.




Law review presidents aren't selected, they're elected by the editorial staff. Smiley: schooled
#20 Oct 10 2008 at 10:31 AM Rating: Decent
who said this in a campaign speach.....

"america should not be in the nation building bussiness....."

memory is a wonderfull thing.
#22 Oct 10 2008 at 10:35 AM Rating: Good
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I'm still looking for the paper he wrote that got him the presidents position.


So you don't have any evidence that would indicate why Obama was selected as President.

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I still afirm that he was selected solely because of the colour of his skin, and the fact that harvard had never before selected a person of colour for that position.


And you are asserting that he was selected because he looks black...but you are still looking for any evidence that would suggest this. Isn't this the definition of prejudice?

...and you should learn something from your peers like **** Cheney, when you are looking for empirical evidence to backup your theory, just create it before you reference it.

You could have easily made a blog posting that affirmed Obama was selected as President of the HLR because he looks black by now, which would prove that you are right, so what are you waiting for? If you don't want to do it yourself just send an email to Newsmax.com they will make it look like an actual news article.


#23 Oct 10 2008 at 11:00 AM Rating: Decent
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Kaelesh wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Obama wrote a poem about... angry sea monkeys?

Have you ever raised Sea Monekys? Angry little buggers they are.

You need to breed them with seamen so they'll evolve.
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#24 Oct 10 2008 at 11:04 AM Rating: Good
you dont get into the harvard law review without being one of the best. you dont get to be the president of the harvard law review unless your one of the best of the best.

but

lets say your right. lets say they handed him a 4.0 or higher GPA and voted him president of the harvard law review becuase of no other reason than he is black.

mccain EARNED his position. 5th from the BOTTOM in the naval academe. mccain has absolute and irreproacable proof he is.....a non achiever.

so, mabe obama didnt earn his 4.0 GPA and the president of the harvard law review and mabe he is really a closet radical who just got lucky because of the color of his skin. mabe,

is that worse than a PROVEN lacky?
#25 Oct 10 2008 at 11:15 AM Rating: Good
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Sometimes, people argue better for their side by not speaking at all.

Unless this is some bizarro world debate team antics.
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#26 Oct 10 2008 at 4:16 PM Rating: Excellent
Who wrote this little diddy?

Roses are red
violets are blue
If you're in a car crash
I'ma cheat on you
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