TurinAlexander the Vile wrote:
Kao, before the war breaks out, you may want to visit
this website. I suggest the super maul for maximum penetrating power.
I'm afraid that things are even more dire than that. I work in the IT shop, and as such, there are several of
these on both sides of the conflict. We hold a slight advantage due to our higher cubicle walls, and my secret weapon, the annoying crowing slingshot chicken of doom, but we fear they may be employing biological tactics thanks to Tony "El Beano" P. and his infamous chilli and cheese lunches.
Our technicians are trying to put together some sort of 11th hour manhatten project out of old SCSI drive platters, but so far we have had little success.