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And lo, it came to pass that The Lord did cast His eyes upon the Earth and he was sore dismayed at the ways of mankind.

The night and the day, the light and the dark were to His satisfaction. The mountains, deserts, plains and rivers did meet with His approval. The mighty seas and oceans were to His pleasure. He did nod at the Birds of the air, the Fishes of the seas, and the Beasts of the Field. He did observe the iPod and did deem it pretty neat, and did marvel at the new BMW 5 Series, with it's stylish lines and balance 'twixt performance and mpg.

But then did He cast His eye upon the economic ambitions of His peoples, and much did he wail in anguish. For those Men that He had placed upon the land did buy short, and lend long, and their fiscal unscrupulousness was without bounds nor measure. And He was displeased.

Yea, crieth the Lord unto the very depths of the world and e'en unto Congress, "The FUck you playin at, n00bs!? Thou hast loanèd dollars unto the unworthy, yet hast thou not e'en checked their credit rating."

"Hast thou forgot the power of my displeasure?" crieth the Almighty. "For plagues of locusts, fire and pestilence have I cast upon thee, yet thou actest like total frick'n Artards!"

Thus did The Lord cast unto the earth an Hockey Mom, and her name was called Palin, for her demeanor was as liken unto an Dead Parrot.

Lo did the Palin condemn the peoples of the earth unto folksy yet irrelevant tales, and did she utter wise words and mumsy platitudes such as "Shalt thou not skip Breakfast, for I say unto ye, it is the most important meal of the day. Skip ye Breakfast at thy peril".

And did she call upon the name of the mighty Kellog, and did she enjoin him to create an nutricious healthy cereal for those without shekels or greenbacks. And did she entreat the mighty Kellog to offer this nutricious cereal based snack unto the Men and Women of the Trailer Parks that they might Buy Now, yet Pay Later.

Yea sayeth The Lord. Thou shalt break thy fast with this crispy provender each morning whilst thou shalt defer payment for it until thy pay day.

And this cereal shall be callèd "Credit Crunch"

Here endeth the lesson. GFY.

Heart Nobby.

Heathens! It wasn't supposed to be funny