I get what you're driving at, Dame, but somehow tying another person's disfigurement into McCain's vanity is a stretch. For example: Even though you have the face of a festering venereal boil on the microscopic d1ck of a leporous tapeworm lovingly imbedded in the a$$ of Richard Simmons and I am scads smarter, funnier, more handsome, wealthier, and infinitely more popular with the ladies than you could ever possibly hope to be, that doesn't mean I'm vain. It's just the truth.
To this end Shakespeare's misquoted line, "Vanity, thy name is woman," aptly describes you, Dame, what with your pu55ified ways and all. Rather, it is sheer vanity to compared yourself to the glory that is me. But carry on with ratedowns and your puny weak sistered insults. I am in-veen-cible!
Totem