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Probably the funniest thing I've heard todayFollow

#1 Oct 01 2008 at 9:53 AM Rating: Excellent
Sometimes, on occasion, comments at the bottoms of news articles / blog posts can be real gold mines.

http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/10/post-4.html wrote:
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas The doctor struck up aconversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah
Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President .

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post
turtle was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post
turtle.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued
to explain. 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't
belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and
you just wonder what genius put her up there to begin with.


Edited, Oct 1st 2008 12:47pm by BrownDuck
#2 Oct 01 2008 at 10:12 AM Rating: Good
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Haha, I like that.
#3 Oct 01 2008 at 9:32 PM Rating: Good
Got some lols from me.....good stuff.

#4 Oct 02 2008 at 8:32 AM Rating: Default
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Heheh, Barry Hussein, post turtle. I like the apt description.

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#5 Oct 02 2008 at 10:52 AM Rating: Good
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Eh that joke's kinda old and it was made about both Obama and Bush before it was applied to Palin.

http://flickr.com/photos/13301541@N04/2678855518/

On the other hand, Sarah Palin's compared herself to a pitbull before, too. Does that make her a barking post turtle?

/knee slap
#6 Oct 02 2008 at 12:32 PM Rating: Decent
on a side note, obama is up 4 points now in florida. if he wins florida, he wins the election.
#7 Oct 02 2008 at 2:57 PM Rating: Good
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IS a post turtle in any way related to a porch monkey?
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#8 Oct 02 2008 at 6:59 PM Rating: Good
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Lol. Ok, that made soda spurt out my nose, D.

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#9 Oct 03 2008 at 12:38 AM Rating: Default
I give it a thumbs up.
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