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#1 Sep 23 2008 at 6:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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He owns 13 (or 12 depending on wich report I read) cars, FFS!

1. Cadillac CTS Bet that gets good mpg.

2.Convertible Volkswagon. Convertibles give you melanomas yu know?

3.Honda sedan. Varrus would like that one for sure!

4.Half ton Ford Pick-up. For when he's hangin with the good ol' boys down at hooters.

5.Willys Jeep. (Had to google that 'cos it sounded a bit Village People to me).

6.A Lincoln. Also looks pretty frugal on the gas.

7.GMC SUV. "cos McCain is such a sporty type!

8.9. and 10. three NEV Gems. (Full suit of armour in case of Nukular attack on the retirement home is an optional extra).

11.His missus drives a Lexus. Very nice!

12.Toyota Prius for his daughter. Its good to know they are doing their bit for the environment!

Fucking option paralysis or what?!

No wonder McCain wants to drill for oil everywhere he can stick a platform!! Its that or digging into the strategic reserves.


Obama has just one. A Ford Escape hybrid, wich he uses mostly to take orphans and disabled people out for days in the countryside.

The rest of the time he uses his super-powers to instantly materialize wherever he is most needed.
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#2REDACTED, Posted: Sep 23 2008 at 6:58 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) RACK the Willys Jeep. I'd vote for the Black Neo if he owned one, but let's face it, he prolly drives either a caddy Escalade, donked out, with gold trim for the homeboy vote or a Prius to appeal to his Northeastern liberal base. I suspect the man doesn't know what a Willys even is.
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#4 Sep 23 2008 at 7:02 PM Rating: Decent
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There are 7 cars in my driveway and front yard...

They all run too, just some not so good.
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#5 Sep 23 2008 at 7:13 PM Rating: Good
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No '05 Altima's on that list.

What a loser!
#6 Sep 23 2008 at 7:14 PM Rating: Good
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I'd vote for the Black Neo if he owned one, but let's face it, he prolly drives either a caddy Escalade, donked out, with gold trim for the homeboy vote or a Prius to appeal to his Northeastern liberal base.


I mentioned above..

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Obama has just one. A Ford Escape hybrid, wich he uses mostly to take orphans and disabled people out for days in the countryside.


Pay attention in the cheap seats please!
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#7 Sep 23 2008 at 8:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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paulsol wrote:
He owns 13 (or 12 depending on wich report I read) cars, FFS!

1. Cadillac CTS Bet that gets good mpg.

2.Convertible Volkswagon. Convertibles give you melanomas yu know?

3.Honda sedan. Varrus would like that one for sure!

4.Half ton Ford Pick-up. For when he's hangin with the good ol' boys down at hooters.

5.Willys Jeep. (Had to google that 'cos it sounded a bit Village People to me).

6.A Lincoln. Also looks pretty frugal on the gas.

7.GMC SUV. "cos McCain is such a sporty type!

8.9. and 10. three NEV Gems. (Full suit of armour in case of Nukular attack on the retirement home is an optional extra).

11.His missus drives a Lexus. Very nice!

12.Toyota Prius for his daughter. Its good to know they are doing their bit for the environment!

Fucking option paralysis or what?!

No wonder McCain wants to drill for oil everywhere he can stick a platform!! Its that or digging into the strategic reserves.


Obama has just one. A Ford Escape hybrid, wich he uses mostly to take orphans and disabled people out for days in the countryside.

The rest of the time he uses his super-powers to instantly materialize wherever he is most needed.

I own three cars, but apparently, unlike McCain, I can only drive one of them at a time.
#8 Sep 23 2008 at 8:27 PM Rating: Good
I own one car. A 1997 Honda Accord. It's the second car I've owned in my life. And since it's a Honda, if I keep it up it could very well be the last.
#9 Sep 24 2008 at 1:06 AM Rating: Default
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paulsol wrote:
The rest of the time he uses his super-powers to instantly materialize wherever he is most needed.


LOL
#10 Sep 24 2008 at 5:41 AM Rating: Good
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I don't own a car other than the porsche that Kajolus gave me when he visited. (Elne got the BMW.) I am either a crusader or a subject of pity.
If the latter please submit a money order dedicated to my new car fund.

Oh and Elne did get the money to buy a little electric scooter to help her mobility.
#11 Sep 25 2008 at 8:23 AM Rating: Decent
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I own an old bike with a blown out back tire.

I mostly walk.
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