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#1 Sep 18 2008 at 9:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Is Osama Bin Laden playing Alliance or Horde?
Alliance:12 (22.6%)
Horde:6 (11.3%)
He's hiding in EQ!:35 (66.0%)
Total:53


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Earlier this week, Wired.com reported on a new fear that Pentagon researchers are buzzing about: MMO Terrorism. I'm jokingly calling this tactic "MMOMJ" (Massively Militant Online Muhammad Jihad); as politically incorrect as that may be.


Essentially the fear is that Terrorist groups such as Al-Qaeda might use popular games like World of WarCraft to plan strikes against their enemies. The question is -- are these reports from the Pentagon simply giving MMO's bad press or is there some truth to them?

This got me thinking about how our tax dollars are being spent and about if these concerns actually yield any validity -- will there be recourse in the form of an Homeland Security Online Task Force? Will companies like Mythic be required to share server-side player chat logs as part of the Patriot Act? Neither of which would surprise me, but it concerns me nonetheless.

The presentation that was released during the Director of National Intelligence Open Source Conference was made public and does admittedly contain some very convincing "fictional" scenarios. Consequently, many 'un-educated attendees' we're very likely convinced that their children may in fact be playing in an online world with Terrorists! Yet the question still remains, what class does Osama Bin Laden play? Alliance or Horde? You decide in our forums!


Make sure to check out the entire article at Wired.com. It very well may "Dragon Fire" your mind.


Edited, Sep 18th 2008 11:21pm by Tamat
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#2 Sep 18 2008 at 10:06 PM Rating: Good
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He's in Vanguard.

Thats why no-ones found him yet. Its all those wide open, unpopulated areas.....

Or perhaps he's in Hyboria...

Oh yeah....and this.

Edited, Sep 19th 2008 6:02am by paulsol
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#3 Sep 18 2008 at 10:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Is it bad form to point out to an admin that a subject has already been posted?
#4 Sep 18 2008 at 10:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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Could be on to something there paulsol. Now that hitching is fixed his computer might even be able to run it!

That post is lacking a poll! For shame!
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#5 Sep 18 2008 at 10:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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Go flamebots go!

Please note this was also posted as news on Allakhazam.com. My thought process was that maybe there are those who read news but rarely read the forums as well. :)
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#7 Sep 18 2008 at 10:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hamsters? Like the ones that run servers?
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#8 Sep 18 2008 at 11:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Hamsters? Like the ones that run servers?
Yeah, well we tried convincing Alla that Wombats would be more fuel/power efficient but Kao got all huffy about it so we are stuck with hamsters until a better rodent is identified by the research department.

Last I heard they where on strike due to Kao mothballing the "PowerWombat" (TM) system.
#9 Sep 19 2008 at 3:44 AM Rating: Decent
Tamat Damat wrote:
Go flamebots go!

Please note this was also posted as news on Allakhazam.com. My thought process was that maybe there are those who read news but rarely read the forums as well. :)


I hadn't read this, but its funny none the less. To think that this is a serious news article, they must be freakin bored. Admin post = fun.

Edited, Sep 19th 2008 7:44am by rigothic
#10 Sep 19 2008 at 3:49 AM Rating: Good
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Who the @#%^ is Damat and why is he not tending to the hamsters?


Admins need +1 too ya know
#11 Sep 19 2008 at 4:24 AM Rating: Good
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Osama is an orc pawn. GOD how I hated those.
#12 Sep 19 2008 at 5:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'd like to play Kingdom of Loathing with him...I bet he'd make a great disco bandit.

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Baron von tarv wrote:
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Hamsters? Like the ones that run servers?
Yeah, well we tried convincing Alla that Wombats would be more fuel/power efficient but Kao got all huffy about it so we are stuck with hamsters until a better rodent is identified by the research department.

Last I heard they where on strike due to Kao mothballing the "PowerWombat" (TM) system.


Well, after the disasterous failure of the quad core hamster project, we've been reluctant to risk our precious wombat resources!

Apperently glueing 4 hamsters together alone is not sufficient. You also have to provide them with more food and water, and a bigger hamster wheel or else they get stuck and the wheel locks up. Duct tapeing a gerbil to a hamster, aka "hyperthreading" doesn't work as well either.
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#14 Sep 19 2008 at 10:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'd like to play Kingdom of Loathing with him...I bet he'd make a great disco bandit.


YES!!!! Someone else that knows about Kingdom of Loathing! I'd have to think he'd play a Seal Clubber though....
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#15 Sep 19 2008 at 11:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Tamat Damat wrote:
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I'd like to play Kingdom of Loathing with him...I bet he'd make a great disco bandit.


YES!!!! Someone else that knows about Kingdom of Loathing! I'd have to think he'd play a Seal Clubber though....


Osama Bin Laden? No way. Definitely a Disco Bandit. Think about it, Disco Bandit: "The Disco Bandit boogies to and fro, hither and yon. Whence comes he? No man knows. Whither strikes he next? All men live in fear of him and his Moxie."

Disco Bandits go to the Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts to learn their skills. Also: Osama looks like he likes to boogie.

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#16 Sep 19 2008 at 7:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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All valid points - I still think he has a Seal Clubber alt though just for good measure.
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#17 Sep 19 2008 at 8:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why do you hate seals?

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#18 Sep 21 2008 at 7:28 AM Rating: Decent
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#19REDACTED, Posted: Sep 21 2008 at 1:29 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) You just know that as your typically sexually repressed Islamicist, Obama, errr, Osama plays as a night elf, sans any armor, spanking it constantly, muttering to himself, "Oooooh yeah, you naughty little goat. Shake your little milk maker a some more, you infidel, you. Ummm, yeah, I like the way you cast your spells, you sexy she-camel, you. Yeeeeeah. Uuuuh, yeah. Umm-hmmm, yeah, do it. Do it! Yeah, you'd like to suck my little Muhammed, wouldn't you? Uuuh, uhuh, oh! Oh! Oh! Ahhhhhhh!"
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