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#27 Sep 17 2008 at 6:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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#28 Sep 17 2008 at 6:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
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Have you ever met the man? I have.

He's a pretty nice guy. I bet he and Fred Thompson would get along famously.



Gore's from Carthage. Know where that is? Yeah, no one does, haha.

It's actually pretty close to where I was born. He's just a good ole boy.


I do know where Carthage is.

Hell, I know where Finger, and Only, and Bucksnort are.



Too bad you never come back here, we could totally sip Mint Julips together.




yeah, I know, but the northern folk think it's cute.
#29 Sep 17 2008 at 6:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Samira wrote:
I do know where Carthage is.
They have elephants there.


Yes, you can see them in the local Wal-Mart in their stretch fabric shorts.

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#30 Sep 17 2008 at 7:10 AM Rating: Decent
Samira wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Samira wrote:
I do know where Carthage is.
They have elephants there.


Yes, you can see them in the local Wal-Mart in their stretch fabric shorts.
All this talk of mint juleps, southern accents, and massive asses crammed in to too-tight pants is giving me the vapors.

That's what you southern people call getting horny, right?
#31 Sep 17 2008 at 7:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mindel wrote:
Samira wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Samira wrote:
I do know where Carthage is.
They have elephants there.


Yes, you can see them in the local Wal-Mart in their stretch fabric shorts.
All this talk of mint juleps, southern accents, and massive asses crammed in to too-tight pants is giving me the vapors.

That's what you southern people call getting horny, right?


I'll meet you for a julep in Finger. Smiley: wink

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#32 Sep 17 2008 at 7:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mindel wrote:
Samira wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Samira wrote:
I do know where Carthage is.
They have elephants there.


Yes, you can see them in the local Wal-Mart in their stretch fabric shorts.
All this talk of mint juleps, southern accents, and massive asses crammed in to too-tight pants is giving me the vapors.

That's what you southern people call getting horny, right?


Most of us also need a gun rack.
#33 Sep 17 2008 at 1:36 PM Rating: Good
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One more reason for me not to vote for him.

Ironically; today I wrote a lengthy report for a client to submit to their Board all about why Blackberries SUCK and why they should NOT implement them.
Then I heard about this and laughed.
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#34 Sep 17 2008 at 3:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Mindel. I completely get where you're coming from on this, but I just can't let this one go:

Mindel wrote:
He never claimed to have invented the Internet.


Al Gore wrote:
During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.


Yeah. He kinda did. The next sentence in the quote isn't about the internet, unless you think the internet had to do with environmental protection and improvements in the education system that is. He was listing off accomplishments, one of which was "creating the internet".


It's clearly a misstatement. And a darn funny one. But it's correct for others to point it out since those who don't know the history of the internet might just take that statement at face value if no one corrects it.

Show me a similar quote from McCain claiming to have "invented the blackberry", and we might be able to say these are similar gaffs.
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#35 Sep 17 2008 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good
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Gore's phrasing is clumsy but he isn't claiming to have invented the internet but instead to have been responsible for the legislation which fostered it's development. 'Invent' is a very different word from 'create'. Creation implies bringing something into existence whereas invention is the coming up with the idea, they are two completely different words and mixing up the two the brings about the confusion around Gore's supposed claims to have invented the internet. All Gore is saying is that he took someone else's invention and pushed it from a legislative perspective to make it a reality.
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#36 Sep 17 2008 at 3:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Gore's phrasing is clumsy but he isn't claiming to have invented the internet but instead to have been responsible for the legislation which fostered it's development. 'Invent' is a very different word from 'create'. Creation implies bringing something into existence whereas invention is the coming up with the idea, they are two completely different words and mixing up the two the brings about the confusion around Gore's supposed claims to have invented the internet. All Gore is saying is that he took someone else's invention and pushed it from a legislative perspective to make it a reality.


Wouldn't the same apply to McCain's lackey saying, "Telecommunications of the United States, the premiere innovation in the past 15 years, comes right through the Commerce Committee. So you’re looking at the miracle that John McCain helped create,”
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#37 Sep 17 2008 at 3:39 PM Rating: Decent
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SWM Wrote: Gore's phrasing is clumsy but he isn't claiming to have invented the internet but instead to have been responsible for the legislation which fostered it's development. 'Invent' is a very different word from 'create'. Creation implies bringing something into existence whereas invention is the coming up with the idea, they are two completely different words and mixing up the two the brings about the confusion around Gore's supposed claims to have invented the internet. All Gore is saying is that he took someone else's invention and pushed it from a legislative perspective to make it a reality.


Here's the link I think you forgot to post: http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.asp
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#38 Sep 17 2008 at 4:56 PM Rating: Decent
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SWM wrote:
Gore's phrasing is clumsy but he isn't claiming to have invented the internet but instead to have been responsible for the legislation which fostered it's development. 'Invent' is a very different word from 'create'.


Yes. I'm aware of it. It's a bit of a strawman though. While some certainly used the modified "invented the internet" phrase to lampoon Gore, his original statement is *also* not really correct though.

He didn't "create" the internet. Had he said that he helped it's creation, that would have been ok. If he'd said he passed legislation to do so, that would have been even more ok. But you've got to have an ego the size of Nebraska to claim to have "created the internet".

That was my real point. It's why I put both words side by side in quotes in my earlier post. To me, either claim is incorrect. Either one puts the efforts of the politician well outside the range of what he actually did. The issue here isn't whether the word "invent" or "create" was used, but the context in which it was used. Gore directly claimed to have "created the internet". A McCain staffer, when asked what McCain had done on the commerce committee, pointed to a blackberry and said: “Telecommunications of the United States, the premiere innovation in the past 15 years, comes right through the Commerce Committee. So you’re looking at the miracle that John McCain helped create ... And that’s what he did. He both regulated and de-regulated the industry.”

Again. Three massive differences:

1. He's clearly talking about telecommunications regulation, not building the devices themselves.

2. He's not saying that McCain did it all by himself, but that he "helped create" them.

3. He's not McCain.


The Obama camp of course immediately jumped on the same strawman you're saying is important to distinguish. They said that McCain claimed to have "invented the BlackBerry". So. If it's wrong to switch the word "create" with "invent", then is it not doubly wrong to do that *and* then attribute the claim to someone else?


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All Gore is saying is that he took someone else's invention and pushed it from a legislative perspective to make it a reality.


No. He really didn't though. He said he "created the internet", a wholly false statement. He was involved in pursuing legislation that helped it grow. But that's not even vaguely in the same league. The internet likely would have come to be whether Al Gore had ever entered politics or not. Gore is a political opportunist. He latches onto ideas that are coming down the pipe but aren't yet broadly covered in the media and pushes them hard so that people think they were his. DARPA and ARPANET were around quite a bit before he got into this area. Home computers were being built as well. The infrastructure of the internet was already in place. The only thing that would have stopped its formation was if the government actually added regulation to prevent it. So Gore being a champion of new technology certainly helped, but was hardly a creative force.


One can argue that the single event that "created" what we now call the internet was the adoption of TCP/IP as the standard communication protocol across all networks. I'm not aware that Gore had any role at all in this. And the decision to adopt TCP/IP was such an obvious one that it's unclear if any action for or against it would have changed this at all. So he didn't "create" the original networks (email was around 3 years before he took his first political office just to give you an idea how off this is), and he didn't have a hand in the core change that "created" a single large "internet".

I just think that even the word "create" is a gross exaggeration of his role here. Helped grow? Sure. Helped to prevent over-regulation? Sure. Tossed some funding it's way? Absolutely. But "created"? Not in even the most twisted stretch of the term did he "create" the internet.
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#39 Sep 17 2008 at 6:21 PM Rating: Default
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All this talk of mint juleps, southern accents, and massive asses crammed in to too-tight pants is giving me the vapors.That's what you southern people call getting horny, right?



I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.

Mindel, bless your heart, you stupid fucking ***** .

Edited, Sep 17th 2008 9:16pm by Redjed and Mint Juleps


Edited, Sep 17th 2008 9:24pm by Redjed
#40 Sep 17 2008 at 9:39 PM Rating: Good
But everybody knows Blackberrys aren't cool at all with out being able to access the internets.

Gore > McCain
#42 Sep 18 2008 at 8:02 AM Rating: Decent
Yeah, I'm not a McCain fan, but I'm not taking this to mean John McCain thinks he invented the blackberry. Also, any "misphrasing" or whatever is evident on both the Gore and McCain issue.

This would be a dumb reason to not vote for McCain.
#43 Sep 18 2008 at 9:34 AM Rating: Decent
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He was raised in DC not TN.
Actually, his childhood was split between the two. He lived in Carthage when Congress wasn't in session, and in DC when it was. Smiley: schooled
#44 Sep 18 2008 at 9:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mindel wrote:
knoxsouthy wrote:
He was raised in DC not TN.
Actually, his childhood was split between the two. He lived in Carthage when Congress wasn't in session, and in DC when it was. Smiley: schooled


'Cause, you know. His dad wanted the family with him, not back home.

Damned Dems and their valued families.

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#45 Sep 18 2008 at 9:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Mindel wrote:
knoxsouthy wrote:
He was raised in DC not TN.
Actually, his childhood was split between the two. He lived in Carthage when Congress wasn't in session, and in DC when it was. Smiley: schooled


'Cause, you know. His dad wanted the family with him, not back home.

Damned Dems and their valued families.

It's just shameful.
#47 Sep 18 2008 at 3:06 PM Rating: Decent
You guys need to stop no-rating Knoxy! You guys are like the cops who put the tarp over the mangled bodies at a car crash.

Boo!
#48 Sep 18 2008 at 3:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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You guys need to stop no-rating Knoxy!


No.
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Tare wrote:
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You guys need to stop no-rating Knoxy!


No.


:(

I think this needs to go to the Site Feedback forums.

Let us unfilter norates so we can actually see the people involved in these conversations :(
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#50 Sep 18 2008 at 4:34 PM Rating: Decent
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TirithRR wrote:
Tare wrote:
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You guys need to stop no-rating Knoxy!


No.


:(

I think this needs to go to the Site Feedback forums.

Let us unfilter norates so we can actually see the people involved in these conversations :(


Been there, done that. No admin response.

Feel free to bump it from page 3.

Edited, Sep 18th 2008 8:29pm by Paskil
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