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Just how old is John McCain?Follow

#1 Sep 10 2008 at 9:36 AM Rating: Good
http://www.snopes.com/politics/mccain/citizen.asp

Apparently, he's older than the law confirming his own citizenship.

Smiley: laugh

There are a ton of older folks that are still as sharp as a tack, but McCain seems less and less on point every time I hear him talk. He sounded downright feeble at the RNC.

Gotta remember guys, back when the Constitution was written, someone older than the age of fifty was considered an "elder statesman." McCain may be a marval of medical science, considering that melanoma would have eaten him up years ago without adequate ongoing treatment, but they can't stop aging and dementia.
#2 Sep 10 2008 at 9:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nahhhh, it's a non-issue, surely. That would be equivalent to telling people not to serve in the military overseas because their kids would be ineligible to be President.

If it were tried in court I'm 99.99% sure he'd win the case.

The only reason it's come up at all is that there has been no precedent.

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#4 Sep 10 2008 at 9:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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http://www.thingsyoungerthanmccain.com/ still makes me laugh.

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#5 Sep 10 2008 at 9:55 AM Rating: Good
Oh, I know it would never hold up in court. It's still pretty amusing. The law that confirmed his citizenship was designed to prevent such a situation; unfortunately for McCain, it passed when he was one year old.

Since McCain's policy is that life (and therefore by fundie logic US citizenship) begins at conception, he is also at odds with the Constitition, which uses the phrase "natural-born" and not "natural-concieved" in this bit.

I suspect the founding fathers would have said it was nobody's damn business where a person eligible for president was concieved, for that matter.

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#6 Sep 10 2008 at 12:31 PM Rating: Decent
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catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
he is also at odds with the Constitition, which uses the phrase "natural-born" and not "natural-concieved" in this bit.



Does this mean that those devlivered via Caesarian section are not citizens?
#7 Sep 10 2008 at 1:00 PM Rating: Good
If you go by strict wording of the Constitution, they are not eligible to be president. Although C-section is pretty common these days, it's by no means a natural process of birth. I'm sure Scalia would agree with me on this wording, since he considers the Constitution a dead document, not a living one, and therefore it means exactly what it says.
#8 Sep 10 2008 at 5:59 PM Rating: Good
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catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
If you go by strict wording of the Constitution, they are not eligible to be president. Although C-section is pretty common these days, it's by no means a natural process of birth. I'm sure Scalia would agree with me on this wording, since he considers the Constitution a dead document, not a living one, and therefore it means exactly what it says.


The word "natural" in this context doesn't mean what you think it does.

When someone becomes a citizen, they are "naturalized". Being a "natural born citizen" means you were naturalized at birth. It has nothing to do with whether the birth was "natural" or via C-section. Both are births. If you are born as a child of two citizens (or a whole set of other conditions), you are a "natural born citizen" of the US.

Similarly, this bit is ridiculous:

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Since McCain's policy is that life (and therefore by fundie logic US citizenship) begins at conception, he is also at odds with the Constitition, which uses the phrase "natural-born" and not "natural-concieved" in this bit.


There's nothing that says that both can't occur and be relevant. I'll also point out that the only requirements for some kind of "birth" in the constitution have to do with establishing citizenship, but *not* establishing rights. All "persons" born under the correct conditions are citizens of the US, but all "persons" have rights under US law. Interestingly, nothing in the wording specifically requires that birth occur before rights are gained. Only that birth be required before citizenship is gained.

Since "persons" can have rights without being citizens, there's nothing at all in the constitution that is inconsistent with a belief that the unborn should have rights. Feel free to check out the 5th and 14th amendments if you want more detail...
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#9 Sep 10 2008 at 6:28 PM Rating: Good
I know -_- I was poking fun at Scalia's strict literalistic rulings.

Satire does not convey over the internet well.
#10 Sep 10 2008 at 6:37 PM Rating: Decent
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#11 Sep 10 2008 at 6:45 PM Rating: Decent
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catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
I know -_- I was poking fun at Scalia's strict literalistic rulings.


By using an example of a strict literalistic interpretation that not only doesn't make sense, but that isn't actually correct in terms of "literalness"? I guess you can call that satire, but you usually have to establish some grounding in fact before you can use satire in that manner. And no. An appeal to a popular but incorrect assumption isn't really the same.

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Yeah. But the Irony is that there are many people on the internet who would both blindly "get" the satire (because of the aforementioned assumptive popular belief about Conservative judges) *and* would accept that the ruling in question could happen because of that assumptive belief.

See what I did there? ;)
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