Russia garnering support from ex-soviet states
Is this the beginning of a new USSR? Just exaggerated media? Cause I'd love for Canadaland to be adopted by Russia after they conquer Alaska across the land bridge. I'm going to go buy some vodka in preparation for my assimilation under our new Russian overlords.
Will Russia cause an intergalactic war when the Mount Whitney ports in Georgia?
Crap, I'm out of tinfoil.