"They" are predicting that Colorado could be a very important State in the upcoming election due to the number of independent registered voters. If so, they might actually count my vote before the losing party announces his concession. If that happens, it will be the first time since Clinton's second run that I've lived in a State where my vote actually "mattered".
I feel so important now, much like Travolta in that new flick.
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Kakar the Great wrote:
"They" are predicting that Colorado could be a very important State in the upcoming election due to the number of independent registered voters. If so, they might actually count my vote before the losing party announces his concession. If that happens, it will be the first time since Clinton's second run that I've lived in a State where my vote actually "mattered".
I feel so important now, much like Travolta in that new flick.
I feel so important now, much like Travolta in that new flick.
! Whoa, Travolta has a new movie?
No, your vote counts. I live in Illinois.
Obama's campaign wants me to hop the border fence and canvas in Indiana. I might take 'em up on it since it's not as though me planting a yard sign here is going to affect much.
Obama's campaign wants me to hop the border fence and canvas in Indiana. I might take 'em up on it since it's not as though me planting a yard sign here is going to affect much.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Obama's campaign wants me to hop the border fence and canvas in Indiana. I might take 'em up on it since it's not as though me planting a yard sign here is going to affect much
I'll be getting out the vote in New Hampshire, or Arkansas North as we refer to it here in the state where people own shoes.
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While you're out wandering the verdant hills of New Hampshire, try to spare a moment to think of my hobo-stabbed carcass in a dark Gary alleyway.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
While you're out wandering the verdant hills of New Hampshire, try to spare a moment to think of my hobo-stabbed carcass in a dark Gary alleyway.
I'll think of the song from The Music Man. That's close enough, right? That's about as near to empathy as I get. "Not Chicago, Jolliet, Evanston, or Rome, It's Joph's home sweeeet home!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Obama's campaign wants me to hop the border fence and canvas in Indiana. I might take 'em up on it since it's not as though me planting a yard sign here is going to affect much
I'll be getting out the vote in New Hampshire, or Arkansas North as we refer to it here in the state where people own shoes.
I'll go canvas Vermont and we'll meet up in the middle where...um...somewhere they have restaurants and maybe even roads, for lunch.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
my vote counts only in cancelling my wifes vote. she is a devote republican, issues be damned. but fear not, ill make sure her vote doesnt count this year either.
If you loved America, you'd smother your wife in her sleep.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You don't need to canvas Vermont. Hippies love Obama.
Presidential Voting Trends by State.
NH being the only NE state not leaning Democrat.
Presidential Voting Trends by State.
NH being the only NE state not leaning Democrat.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Jophiel wrote:
If you loved America, you'd smother your wife in her sleep.
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yea, and leave me home alone with those two devil children that keep showing up no matter how hard i try to child proof my home? i would sooner do myself in, it would be alot faster and infanitly less painfull.
the best thing i can do for my country im afriad is making sure my wife doesnt participate in helping to destroying it.
the fixing is up to the rest of you. i can only counter so much evil.
We continue to register voters here in North Georgia.
They opened up a brewery a while back (mmmm Terrapin Beer
) and the owners are old hippies that are happy to let my fiance kick back with a couple of cold ones and sign up young hippies to vote.
They opened up a brewery a while back (mmmm Terrapin Beer
) and the owners are old hippies that are happy to let my fiance kick back with a couple of cold ones and sign up young hippies to vote.the best thing i can do for my country im afriad is making sure my wife doesnt participate in helping to destroying it.
See, I couldn't do this. Marry a Republican woman. One night stand, sure. **** buddies, sure. Live with someone every day who's taken in by that lunacy??
Do you find being ******* insane helps much?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I'm gonna go offer my l33t interpreter skillz to help convert my peeps. I was in the office the other day and was disturbed by how many Hispanics think that if Obama gets elected, he'll "only help black people out". I actually converted one of my Interpreters to voting for Obama over the course of the last few months by invoking his dead mother. I have no shame.
I spent yesterday explaining to all my fellow Hispanic co-workers that Obama will only help black folk out. They nodded and went back outside muttering something about "**** negro norte americanos," and began picking my tomatos.
Totem
Totem
knoxsouthy wrote:
I can see rev Wright getting the buses ready to ship the bums to the voting booths for more free chicken and cigs.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#20REDACTED,
Posted: Sep 05 2008 at 11:24 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Edited, Sep 5th 2008 3:21pm by shadowrelm
knoxsouthy wrote:
So your wifes dad the "chemical engineer" is a republican? How can that be?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Oh Jophed,
If only I could rate you up.
If only I could rate you up.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
knoxsouthy wrote:
Not to worry most republican women despise men who support abortion (infanticide) in the 4th trimester.
This is a joke post, right? I can never tell if you're sarcastic or retarded.
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Almalieque wrote:
If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.
gbaji wrote:
I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.
bsphil wrote:
knoxsouthy wrote:
Not to worry most republican women despise men who support abortion (infanticide) in the 4th trimester.
This is a joke post, right? I can never tell if you're sarcastic or retarded.
Na, it's serious. Fourth, Fifth, and even Sixth trimester abortions are a serious problem. Don't joke about it.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
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