knoxsouthy wrote:
Smashed,
Do you really think gambling and drinking is a fulfilling lifestyle?
Do you really think gambling and drinking is a fulfilling lifestyle?
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As much as fucking bimbos half your age would be.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Do you really think gambling and drinking is a fulfilling lifestyle?
I drink maybe three bottles of Cabernet in a month. I'd be a terrible drunk.
ETA: Anyway, what color is your house?
Edited, Sep 3rd 2008 2:16pm by Smasharoo
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Smasharoo wrote:
I drink maybe three bottles of Cabernet in a month.
You lush!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
I drink maybe three bottles of Cabernet in a month.
You lush!
He forgot to mention that he drinks all three bottles at once and then runs around town in a gorilla costume spending all his money on grapefruit which he then fills a sack with to beat me without causing lasting internal injuries.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
He forgot to mention that he drinks all three bottles at once and then runs around town in a gorilla costume spending all his money on grapefruit which he then fills a sack with to beat me without causing lasting internal injuries.
It's IMPLIED!!!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I drink maybe three bottles of Cabernet in a month.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
I drink maybe three bottles of Cabernet in a month.
That has to be a euphemism for something.
Poor Grunther.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
And spill two on the dog.
***** was asking for it, dressed like that!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Yeah, I can just see it.
Yer LEESE:
You agrie to pey the some of 1000 dollors every munth to me.
X__________________Sine heer.
Yer LEESE:
You agrie to pey the some of 1000 dollors every munth to me.
X__________________Sine heer.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
knoxsouthy wrote:
Plus I'm looking forward to leasing the house to a couple of cute college girls, that should be fun.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Half brick half vinyl siding rancher style house. Looking at buying my neighbors house in a year, hopefully by 40 I'll own the entire valley.
Oh, I like that one, comparatively. Looks like you could pick up a lot of land cheaply in the area, judging by the state of many of the houses. You should check out the streetview thing on google maps, it's amazing.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
knoxsouthy wrote:
Tare,
And how many women do you know date men who won't take them out or spend a little on them? Women are drawn towards successfull men believe it or not.
Trailer trash like yourself excluded.
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ITT: We learn Varrus has to pay for sex.
And how many women do you know date men who won't take them out or spend a little on them? Women are drawn towards successfull men believe it or not.
Trailer trash like yourself excluded.
hahahahahahahahahaha, Smash is a drunk and now Tare is trailer trash. I'm a meth addict, did you know?
Also: Joph's a tranny...it's true.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
knoxsouthy wrote:
Tare,And how many women do you know date men who won't take them out or spend a little on them?
Quote:
ITT: We learn Varrus has to pay for sex.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
knoxsouthy wrote:
Tare,And how many women do you know date men who won't take them out or spend a little on them?
Quote:
ITT: We learn Varrus has to pay for sex.
Lolbifrons!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Varrus wrote:
Reading is hard... let's go shopping!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I think I'm missing something here
Sub-Default?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I think I'm missing something here
Sub-Default?
Nah, half of knox's posts have made it to nopost-land.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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