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#252 Sep 04 2008 at 2:58 PM Rating: Good
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"Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending [U.S. soldiers] out on a task that is from God," she exhorted the congregants. "That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan."


God's plan is for us to have a war in Iraq? That sounds a lot like a Christian Jihad, to me.


Let me get my "Christian to Secular" translator out.

What she's saying is that she hopes that our leaders are doing the right thing and making good decisions with regard to Iraq.


Seriously. That's all that means.


If that's all it meant, there would be no need to include God.
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#253 Sep 04 2008 at 3:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Let me get my "Christian to Secular" translator out.

What she's saying is that she hopes that our leaders are doing the right thing and making good decisions with regard to Iraq.


Seriously. That's all that means.
The problem is Gbaji, what you really need is a Christian to Islam translator, because all they read from statements like that is a declaration of war on their religion, and given the actions of your country since WWII who can blame them?
#254 Sep 04 2008 at 3:38 PM Rating: Decent
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given the actions of your country since WWII who can blame them?


Oh snap he went there; didn't you get the memo? We're blameless victims; we haven't done anything that would justify the Arab world hating us. They just hate that we have Dukes of Hazzard reruns and they don't.
#255 Sep 04 2008 at 3:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh snap he went there; didn't you get the memo? We're blameless victims; we haven't done anything that would justify the Arab world hating us. They just hate that we have Dukes of Hazzard reruns and they don't.
See what i miss by not watching US news channels!

I must subscribe to CNN forthwith!
#256 Sep 04 2008 at 4:13 PM Rating: Decent
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Baron von tarv wrote:
forthwith!


You and your silly made up words.
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#257 Sep 04 2008 at 4:56 PM Rating: Decent
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You and your silly made up words.
Smiley: motz Oh RLY!

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forth·with
–adverb immediately; at once; without delay: Any official accused of dishonesty should be suspended forthwith.
lrn bloody English forgiener!

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#258 Sep 04 2008 at 5:09 PM Rating: Good
Palin apparently attended four colleges for her measly BA, and graduated in six years.

ZOMG SHE HAS MORE EXPERIENCE THAN OBAMA, HE ONLY ATTENDED TWO COLLEGES FOR HIS UNDERGRAD AND THREE SCHOOLS TOTAL
#259 Sep 04 2008 at 5:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Palin apparently attended four colleges for her measly BA, and graduated in six years.


She had to milk those free drinks at the bars as long as she could.
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#260 Sep 04 2008 at 5:31 PM Rating: Default
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Baron von tarv wrote:
The problem is Gbaji, what you really need is a Christian to Islam translator, because all they read from statements like that is a declaration of war on their religion, and given the actions of your country since WWII who can blame them?


I thought Iraq was a secular country? Could have sworn that argument was made on multiple occasions over the years. Saddam wasn't a religious leader and his government wasn't run by Islamic clerics. So, how on earth does the idea that fighting to remove him from control of that country fits into "God's Plan" end up being a war against Islam?

A little consistency would be nice here.

Let's also not forget that "God" is the same deity in both cases. So. If I were a fundamentalist Muslim, and I saw this, I'd likely agree. After all, it would be in "God/Allah's plan" to remove that scum Saddam and allow religious freedom for my imprisoned and belittled brothers of the faith in Iraq.


You're reading waaaaaay too much into this. When a Christian talks about "God's plan", they're usually just talking about a morally right thing to do. Your interpretation only makes sense if you start with the assumption that it's God's plan for Christians to take over the world or something. But that would be your assumption. While I'm sure there are some who believe that, you don't get to assume that that's what Palin was talking about in that statement. It's pretty clear in the context that she was just wishing the troops well and hoping things turned out ok.


Don't read more into it than is there.

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#261 Sep 04 2008 at 5:34 PM Rating: Good
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I thought Iraq was a secular country?


Not anymore.

Candy, baby, etc.

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#262 Sep 04 2008 at 5:43 PM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:
Your interpretation only makes sense if you start with the assumption that it's God's plan for Christians to take over the world or something.


Please tell me you're joking. That IS part of God's plan for Christians.

gbaji wrote:
When a Christian talks about "God's plan", they're usually just talking about a morally right thing to do.


Christians take their morality from the bible, though.
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#263 Sep 04 2008 at 5:57 PM Rating: Default
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bsphil wrote:
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Your interpretation only makes sense if you start with the assumption that it's God's plan for Christians to take over the world or something.


Please tell me you're joking. That IS part of God's plan for Christians.


It is? Funny... I thought it was something about treating others as you'd have them treat you, and loving your neighbor and stuff like that.

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When a Christian talks about "God's plan", they're usually just talking about a morally right thing to do.


Christians take their morality from the bible, though.


So like the ten commandments? Surely one of those says "Conquer everyone and make them worship me. Ok. Not just worship me, but worship me while calling themselves the same thing you call yourself". Nope. Not there. Maybe it's one of the seven deadly sins? Nope. Not there either...


Maybe you're projecting what you think Christian's think God's plan is? Yeah. That seems right.
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#264 Sep 04 2008 at 5:59 PM Rating: Good
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So like the ten commandments? Surely one of those says "Conquer everyone and make them worship me. Ok. Not just worship me, but worship me while calling themselves the same thing you call yourself"


The first one, genius. Um, heh, folks.

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#265 Sep 04 2008 at 6:02 PM Rating: Good
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ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.'
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#266 Sep 04 2008 at 6:28 PM Rating: Default
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ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.'


Two massive flaws:

1. Both Christians and Muslims worship the same God. You do realize that the Torah, including the Ten Commandments, are recognized as core source for the Koran and for Islam, right? They both follow that Commandment.


2. This refers to the individual. So neither a Christian nor a Muslim (nor a Jew) can worship God *and* other deity. Nothing in that commandment says that other people can't worship as they please, nor does it require conversion, much less conversion from a religion that already worships God.



Now interestingly enough, Islam does make a distinction between those who believe in God and those who don't, and has some pretty harsh issues with infidels. While both Islam and Christianity seek conversion, of the two Islam is much much much more harsh towards those who refuse and especially those who leave the religion. Depending on interpretation, killing an infidel isn't considered murder in Islam. Christians are still supposed to treat non believers well.

It is worth noting that Christians and Jews are technically an edge case from the point of view of Islam. In some passages they're lumped in with the rest of the infidel world, yet in others they are brothers of the faith. Subject to interpretation of course.


Everyone likes to point to the Crusades and Jihad as though they are equivalent. But there is no religious justification for a Crusade. It was just called that, and was primarily a political and economic war. Religion was used to get people to fight, but wasn't the cause nor the justification itdelf. Jihad is actually a component of Islam. The religion actually allows for exceptions to murder if you are doing so for the cause of Jihad. There is simply no such thing in the Christian religion. Murder is murder. You can kill under just cause (like for law enforcement or in time of war), but nothing in the religious belief allows for murdering others purely because they are not of the same religion, much less rewarding those who do so.


Need more help filling in the massive gaps in your understanding of the two religions?
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#267 Sep 04 2008 at 6:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Two massive flaws:


Nope, none.


1. Both Christians and Muslims worship the same God. You do realize that the Torah, including the Ten Commandments, are recognized as core source for the Koran and for Islam, right? They both follow that Commandment.


Never read the Koran, I see.


2. This refers to the individual. So neither a Christian nor a Muslim (nor a Jew) can worship God *and* other deity. Nothing in that commandment says that other people can't worship as they please, nor does it require conversion, much less conversion from a religion that already worships God.


Or the Bible, apparently.


Let's Pretend Gbaji knows anything at all about religious dogma!

Need more help filling in the massive gaps in your understanding of the two religions?


No thanks. I'm fairly sure studying the sociology of religious extremist groups as it relates to warfare for a decade has prepared me adequately to laugh at your guesses. Let me check....yup. Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. You can take it up with Joph, though. I have to admit I enjoy watching him explain Christianity to you more than the sickeningly easy refutations I could toss off at will.

Hopefully he'll indulge me. see what I did there, little turnip?
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#268 Sep 04 2008 at 7:38 PM Rating: Good
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So like the ten commandments? Surely one of those says "Conquer everyone and make them worship me. Ok. Not just worship me, but worship me while calling themselves the same thing you call yourself". Nope. Not there.


Actually the Gospels command Christians to evangelize (i.e. convert) the entire world.

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Maybe it's one of the seven deadly sins? Nope. Not there either...


Ya know, the Seven Deadly Sins aren't actually mentioned anywhere in the bible.

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But there is no religious justification for a Crusade.


The Bible may not command Genocide in the name of abolishing wickedness, but is certainly does endorse it.



I'd say it's pretty clear that you know fuck-all about the religion, and I would suggest you keep mum on the subject lest you embarrass yourself further.
#269 Sep 04 2008 at 8:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Jesus ******* christ gbaji you are the epitome of the phrase that "a little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing"

Try to STUDY this **** before making wild assumptions about what you don't even personally believe. Two reasons

1) Religion in scripture is almost universally different than religion as practiced, almost totally different in every case.

2) Have the common ******* decency to ADMIT when you don't know everything instead of just spewing out the talking points that you learned by taking some community college intro to religion class. It's not that hard look:

I know a lot about various forms of Buddhism and a lot about the early formative years of Christianity. When I recognize that someone has studied religion as I have and might know more about it than I do then I have the decency to ASK FOR THEIR ******* OPINION before I go on a tirade about how wrong that they are. I've barely learned a damn thing about the Koran and I'd bet 10 bucks that I could beat you in a pop quiz on the ******* thing.
#270 Sep 04 2008 at 8:39 PM Rating: Decent
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No thanks. I'm fairly sure studying the sociology of religious extremist groups as it relates to warfare for a decade has prepared me adequately to laugh at your guesses.


Is this true? I have a strong interest in the philosophy of war and the just war tradition. I'd love to talk about it sometime.

Or do you do other groups like the Tamils and that one incident in japan whose group I can't remember right now.
#271 Sep 04 2008 at 9:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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I think the point here was originally that gbaji called Iraq a secular country, and in that he was absolutely right!

Just 5 years out of date.

Iraq was a nominally secular country until GW acted on the voices in his head that said....

"Yo, for I art thou God and I command you to go into Iraq and bust the place up good and proper, so that loads of islamic nutters with a chip on their shoulder can come and make sure that the whole place becomes a maelstrom of religeous tensions".

Nice one Dubya!

Proof positive that no-one, NO-ONE!! in their right fucking mind should vote for someone who bases their actions on the say so of a medievel text and confesses to hearing voices in his head who tell him (or her) what to do and think..

I fail to see what is so difficult to understand about this.

Its delusional. In any other area of human existance its what gets people placed into the care of proffessionals.

And now the Pubbies are putting up candidates that believe in creationism as science .

Its like McCain or Palin has a massive fucking spiral unicorn horn growing out of their forehead, but no-one wants to mention it....
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P.S. I am aware that this is a 'shoop. The joke still stands.

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#273 Sep 05 2008 at 12:56 AM Rating: Decent
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Let's clear something up first: "Jihad" does not mean "holy war". The word "Jihad", which has a dispute etymology, roughly translates to "struggle".

Medieval Islamic texts pertaining to the Crusades in the 12th century make references to two main types of jihad. The lesser type was violent or non-violent resistance to an enemy occupying Islamic land. It is inherently defensive and nowhere does it tell you to kill civilians, or even to invade lands that weren't yours to start with. It specifically says not to do that in the extensive portion of the Qur'an that deals with legitimate warfare. Analogues can be found in Christian literature to reconcile warfare with faith; read Augustine.

The greater form of jihad, and the more important one, was the internal conflict between oneself and one's impulses to sin. Winning a lesser jihad was admirable because you protected Muslims from having to convert, but winning a greater jihad was an example of real virtue because it amounted to sainthood. You basically followed the Qu'ran to the letter.

That was the medieval understanding. You're right that words evolve, and that public consensus is what determines how a word is used, but you can't ignore that the idea of jihad as an aggressive terrorist campaign was invented in about the last thirty to forty years by idiot religious extremists motivated by political reasons who, if they had fcking read their own holy texts, wouldn't be attacking women, children or noncombatants. People in my political science classes - lecturers - use the word as if it means the exact same thing as crusade, and they reinforce the negative perception of Muslims as nutjob cultists. If you misinterpret "jihad" as "holy war", then when you read the texts discussing it - and it's mentioned everywhere - all you see is "holy war holy war holy war". You don't get the context. It's like calling the IRA bombing campaigns a crusade.

Which leads to my actual point, which is that comparing the invasion of Iraq to a Christian jihad is nonsensical, since it aggressive, motivated for secular reasons, and conducted in a secular manner. Even if you admit that it's being done for greed and oil, or out of spite for the Gulf War, it's still secular. It is not a jihad. It is not concerned with the betterment of Christendom. Not to mention the term "Christian jihad" makes even less sense than "Jewish Communazi."
#274 Sep 05 2008 at 3:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Let's clear something up first: "Jihad" does not mean "holy war". The word "Jihad", which has a dispute etymology, roughly translates to "struggle".


You're right, of course. The entire post is spot on from one historical critical perspective. Since you've already covered your *** by saying that words evolve I salute you.

The one thing that worries me is that your @#%^ing professors don't explain it as such. Why on earth would a professor of religion not know about the twisted etemology of this word?

I've never taken a course in islam other than the basic world religions: five pillars and the big schism and modern groups and such. My areas of interest are mostly christian and buddhist, but I can't think of a single religious studies professor that would ever throw around the word jihad so damn loosely, especially the christian ones, because they too are embroiled in their very own crusade against dumb mother@#%^ers who want to have a war between christians and muslims.

Or are these non-religious studies professors that do this. It's shocking, quite frankly that professors can have a specialty to such an extent that they know not at least the basics of islamic faith in the times in which we live.

I don't know... I just don't ever think that attempting to understand someone elses perspective can be a bad thing; that includes terrorists. Maybe that makes me a bad americam. If that truly the case then I say @#%^ ammerica. I'm hopeful, however, that the antecedent there is not the case.

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lol I just remember a funny moment from a year or so ago. They had a big seminar and panel discussion on religious extremism at Emory University a little while ago and it was sad sometimes, to see that even the panelists (islam scholars no less) portraying modern jihad as if it has always been that way. Who knows? They know more about that religion than I do and maybe they're right. I just can't help but think that trying to see the perspective of these young islamic men who are willing to die for their cause is some reprehensible idea. At least try to talk them out of it before shooting.

Someone will surely respond that I'm living in some ideal candy cane unicorn land. To those detractors I say: read Lucinda Peach and Jean Beke Elshtain (at least Elshtains earlier stuff. Practicing a total and complete war against countries just breeds hate and resentment.

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#276 Sep 05 2008 at 5:01 AM Rating: Decent
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[ The religion actually allows for exceptions to murder if you are doing so for the cause of Jihad.


Yeah, the bible never ever ever allows exceptions for murder if you're doing so for the cause of Christianity.

Christians never use any religious excuse for why the death penalty is ok, etc.
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