but all I can remember is watching 11000 episodes of Dora the Explorer.
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I love that damn fox.
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In other breaking news. . .
The wheels on the bus go round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
The wheels on the bus go round and round
I've been told this is the case, but Hannah prefers to edit the old standards as she sings them:
"Row row row your boat,
gently down the stream,
merrily merrily merrily merrily,
just like the spider dream."
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Breaking news from the ER, where ToUtem has just airlifted Jack from the foot of the hill. Jill remains distraught, but authorities reassure us that Vinegar and Brown Paper are en route to the scene.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
authorities reassure us that Vinegar and Brown Paper are en route to the scene.
I genuinely don't understand that one. I tried watching the UK version of Dora with her, but when the Regimental commander starting beating her with a swagger stick shouting "dirty wog!" Hannah was frightened.
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Smasharoo wrote:
but all I can remember is watching 11000 episodes of Dora the Explorer.
Swiper! No swiping!!
I love that damn fox.
Swiper! No swiping!!
I love that damn fox.
Oh maaaaaaaan!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
This thread was brought to you by the letters 'G', 'F' and 'Y'.
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The Children's Television Workshop may cause you to whack your kids and repeatedly shout "Turn that bloody thing off! Can't you go out and play?" The value of your self-esteem may go down as well as down. Your sanity may be used as security against the negligible worth of our asinine pseudo-educational pap.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
In other news, I finally identified the song I've been singing to Thom for months (with the help of my sister). It's "In the Hall of the Mountain King" by Grieg.
I'm just glad to find out that a) I've been singing it right and 2) it *is* in Needful Things.
I'm just glad to find out that a) I've been singing it right and 2) it *is* in Needful Things.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
In other news, I finally identified the song I've been singing to Thom for months (with the help of my sister). It's "In the Hall of the Mountain King" by Grieg.
I'm just glad to find out that a) I've been singing it right and 2) it *is* in Needful Things.
I'm just glad to find out that a) I've been singing it right and 2) it *is* in Needful Things.
2 things.
1 - "Morning" from the same operetta (Peer Gynt by Eddy Grieg) will make any child fall in love with orchestral music
2 - "May You Never" by John Martyn is the perfect song to sing your son to sleep. I was heartbroken when they realised that it wasn't one that daddy wrote
(Srsly. No song from a father to a son has ever made such an impression on me)
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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I disagree, here. If Hannah is ever traveling with a simian companion to Big Blue Rock, and said companion is inadvertently captured by a Spanish speaking mollusk, she now knows the word to speak to command it to open.
I'll convey your concerns to Nexa, though, who was considering educating her solely through the use of cartoons.
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I've never seen it, but I watched Kevin Smith talk about it on one of his "An Evening with.." and it made me laugh.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Other news in entertainment, someone in another forum linked a youtube clip, that combined Ashes two favorite things ever: Yo gaba gaba and Numa Numa combined. I find it ghastly. Ashe cant get enough of it
if you can, never scar your eyes with Yo Gaba gaba
And yes, that is Elijah Woods dancing
Edited, Sep 1st 2008 9:36pm by DSD
if you can, never scar your eyes with Yo Gaba gaba
And yes, that is Elijah Woods dancing
Edited, Sep 1st 2008 9:36pm by DSD
Smasharoo wrote:
but all I can remember is watching 11000 episodes of Dora the Explorer.
Swiper! No swiping!!
I love that damn fox.
Swiper! No swiping!!
I love that damn fox.
At least you didn't have to watch Caillou this weekend.
How do you explain to a 4 year old that you hate that little bald head kid and you think that you need the gentle Victorian values of Little Bear instead?Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
At least you didn't have to watch Caillou this weekend.
Nexa often speaks longingly of stabbing Caillou.
Edited, Sep 1st 2008 10:14pm by Smasharoo
Nexa often speaks longingly of stabbing Caillou.
Edited, Sep 1st 2008 10:14pm by Smasharoo
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I'm so glad we're past all that horrible stuff and on to Pokemon now. 
Both kids love the Backyardigans. Even the 7 month old, when they start singing it's like she's in a trance.
I can only take so much before I have to shut it off however, fortunately Aedyn thinks playing with me is more fun than watching TV
I can only take so much before I have to shut it off however, fortunately Aedyn thinks playing with me is more fun than watching TV
Commander Annabella wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
but all I can remember is watching 11000 episodes of Dora the Explorer.
Swiper! No swiping!!
I love that damn fox.
Swiper! No swiping!!
I love that damn fox.
At least you didn't have to watch Caillou this weekend.
How do you explain to a 4 year old that you hate that little bald head kid and you think that you need the gentle Victorian values of Little Bear instead?I am SOOOO glad we are past the Caillou stage! Every time I went to cut Xaviers hair he always wanted to be bald like Caillou
I kept telling him I didnt want a kid walking around in my house that looked like he had leukemia. He never understood. Closest I let him was buzzed but he had to have bangs left. of course, now he's asking for a mohawk
my daughter is into watching movies in languages she doesn't know...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILrwQG5Typ8
And here it is with Roy Mustang.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0foDx2sYXQI
And here it is with Roy Mustang.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0foDx2sYXQI
Count yourself lucky . My sprog loves 'In the night garden'. Its evil , I hate it!
Mistress DSD wrote:
Other news in entertainment, someone in another forum linked a youtube clip, that combined Ashes two favorite things ever: Yo gaba gaba and Numa Numa combined. I find it ghastly. Ashe cant get enough of it
if you can, never scar your eyes with Yo Gaba gaba
And yes, that is Elijah Woods dancing
if you can, never scar your eyes with Yo Gaba gaba
And yes, that is Elijah Woods dancing
Yo Gaba Numa?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Hannah Montana, Camp Rock, the Jonas Brothers....I know way too much about the teens and tweens on Disney and Nickelodeon now.
Yeah apparently the Jonas brothers are the new coming of the Beatles..I mean there's a picture of them crossing the street and everything.
Of course, they are the same as the Beatles..they both have a lackluster drummer. They just lack the talent, longevity and, everything else that makes the Beatles the Beatles.
Of course, they are the same as the Beatles..they both have a lackluster drummer. They just lack the talent, longevity and, everything else that makes the Beatles the Beatles.
Toopy and Binoo are a must in our house along with Dora and her cousin Diego. Recently, The Wiggles have become a staple as well. So far, I can stand them.
Yo Gabba Gabba can cause nightmares so don't let your kids watch it.
Yo Gabba Gabba can cause nightmares so don't let your kids watch it.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
fatalillusiontw wrote:
Count yourself lucky . My sprog loves 'In the night garden'. Its evil , I hate it!
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
I missed Ellie's dramatic three day re-enactment of Dora's hick-boom-oh because I was out of town. Hick! (arms go up) Boom! (arms go down) Oooooohhhhh (head bows down until forehead touches the ground), arms straight back.
We have a mural on her bedroom wall with a mountain, a dragon, a river, some unicorns, etc and so now she can go point out the "big, tall mountain", or the noisy river (sometimes it is the quiet river).
We have a mural on her bedroom wall with a mountain, a dragon, a river, some unicorns, etc and so now she can go point out the "big, tall mountain", or the noisy river (sometimes it is the quiet river).
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