Smasharoo wrote:
She's been doing nothing for a fortnight but practicing it. She'll give it to a 100% friendly crowd who'll applaud at every line no matter what she says*. What'll make or sink her is how she does when she's not wound up and put on the display shelf.
Good evening, I am INSERT NAME HERE, and I am proud to be called by John McCain to serve as his Vice President. I'm sure you've heard a lot about me in the past few days, and I'd like to take a moment to tell you about my time as INSERT OFFICE HERE or the great state of INSERT HOME STATE HERE. I have worked to end corruption, lower taxes, drill for oil, keep America strong, etc. INSERT PHRASES THAT POLL WELL HERE.
In closing, I would like to reiterate just how honored I, INSERT NAME HERE, am. God bless us every one! Even Tiny Tim.
You nailed it!
Wanna be VP?