If this turns out to be real, it'll be close to the worst VP pick in recent memory. It would make the Quyale pick look absolutely Machiavellian.
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She's a social conservative, has boobs, she has a downs-syndrome child and runs Alaska.....
Seems like a winner to me.
(don't think she's the pick though)
Seems like a winner to me.
(don't think she's the pick though)
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Seems like a winner to me.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Actually, sounds like she and Cindy McCain will be BFFs.
CNBC wrote:
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, a self-styled "hockey mom" who has only been governor for a little over a year, is GOP Presidential candidate John McCain's choice for Vice President, CNBC has learned.
According to a Republican strategist, Palin is the nominee, though McCain's campaign has not comfirmed this.
According to a Republican strategist, Palin is the nominee, though McCain's campaign has not comfirmed this.
I love it! I'm more excited about this than I was about Biden
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
As I mentioned in the other thread, she'd under investigation for abuse of power.
To be fair, who in Alaska is not?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
America, when McCain shuffles off his mortal coil, are you ready to have a one-year governor of Alaska and former mayor of a town of 6,000 become your Commander in Chief? 
If she's on the ticket, it's for one reason only: She has tits. Except that Clinton's die-hards loved Clinton for her years of hard experience (in their eyes anyway). If all you needed was boobs to get the woman vote, Mondale would have been sitting in the Oval Office.
Oh well, at least she'll win Alaska for the GOP.
If she's on the ticket, it's for one reason only: She has tits. Except that Clinton's die-hards loved Clinton for her years of hard experience (in their eyes anyway). If all you needed was boobs to get the woman vote, Mondale would have been sitting in the Oval Office.
Oh well, at least she'll win Alaska for the GOP.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Was Alaska seriously in play? I thought they were pretty conservative up there.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Was Alaska seriously in play?
Almost as seriously as Delaware.
This can't be real.
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The citizens of Alaska are presently rather PO'd at the Republicans; they bring home the bacon to maintain the status quo, but they don't actually do anything to improve things up there. (According to my sister Carol who lives in Anchorage, anyway.)
Samira wrote:
Was Alaska seriously in play?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
No, but Obama is only down by 5 there so at least they won't feel the urge to waste money running ads in the Anchorage market.
That's a valid point. They wouldn't have to defend it. So they'll just be down to having to defend 14 other states they shouldn't have to spend money in.
ETA: Last Intrade futures trade: Palin at 92. The ask is 96. Someone's going to make a lot of money when this falls apart.
Edited, Aug 29th 2008 10:39am by Smasharoo
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Wow, it's real.
This a MONUMENTAL blunder.
VP picks largely don't matter, yadda yadda, but this is a huge, huge, mistake. Biden will destroy her in the VP debate, and frankly now the Biden pick looks like genius. Maybe Axelrod knew.
Grats on your one week news cycle, guys, way to crazily misunderstand women voters.
This a MONUMENTAL blunder.
VP picks largely don't matter, yadda yadda, but this is a huge, huge, mistake. Biden will destroy her in the VP debate, and frankly now the Biden pick looks like genius. Maybe Axelrod knew.
Grats on your one week news cycle, guys, way to crazily misunderstand women voters.
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Joph made an excellent point: the VP debate will be awesome.
What are the odds that McCain picked her with his *****?
What are the odds that McCain picked her with his *****?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
the BBC just announce Palin as McCain's VP pick
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What's up with terrible VP picks this year?
Is it like some weird game of political chicken?
Is it like some weird game of political chicken?
Just as Planned.
Weeeee!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Joph made an excellent point: the VP debate will be awesome.
It'll be the most watched one, ever, without question. Look, maybe I'm selling her short. I'll freely admit that the Alaska Governor race doesn't draw much of my attention, but she better be Clarence Darrow in a skirt or the GOP will literally asking their base to vote for the oldest candidate in history, who has visible facial scars from his fight with skin cancer, with a 44 year old woman one heartbeat away. I think they're underestimating how many of them will sit on their hands.
I'll give them this, it took balls. The only reason you can think they made it is, no joke, desperation. The only reason you make this pick if you feel it's ABSOLUTELY REQUIRED that you need a game changer. This kind of voltage on the bottom of the ticket is extremely unusual for that team.
So kudos to them for not being risk adverse, and guaranteeing an outcome that will be historic either way.
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Smasharoo wrote:
the GOP will literally asking their base to vote for the oldest candidate in history, who has visible facial scars from his fight with skin cancer, with a 44 year old woman one heartbeat away.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nothing will make McCain look more youthful and ready to take on the presidency than seeing him standing next to a 42 year old beauty pagent queen.
Text from a friend who does opposition research, verbatim:
"I came, how was it for you?"
Maybe McCain will get caught ******* her on Halloween with them dressed as Adolf and Eva. Just to cement the "Maverick" image.
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Can you say bipartisan investigation?
some news article from July wrote:
Lawmakers will hire someone within a week to investigate whether Governor Sarah Palin abused her power in firing Public Safety Commissioner Walt Monegan. The legislative council approved 100,000 dollars for the investigation that will find out whether Palin was angry at Monegan for not firing an Alaska State Trooper who went through a messy divorce with Palin's sister.
On Monday afternoon, the Joint Legislative Council, filled with Republicans and Democrats, voted 12 to 0 to formally call for an investigation against Governor Palin
On Monday afternoon, the Joint Legislative Council, filled with Republicans and Democrats, voted 12 to 0 to formally call for an investigation against Governor Palin
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Biden's only hope is if he forgets when the debate is and doesn't show.
Yeah, okay, whatever.
Biden will tear her a new one. My only concern is that he might lose points for beating up a girl.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
knoxsouthy wrote:
As we all know liberals, attorneys, investigate anyone they don't like. That's the way things work.
Kenneth Starr was a liberal? Who knew?
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