Joph made an excellent point: the VP debate will be awesome.
It'll be the most watched one, ever, without question. Look, maybe I'm selling her short. I'll freely admit that the Alaska Governor race doesn't draw much of my attention, but she better be Clarence Darrow in a skirt or the GOP will literally asking their base to vote for the oldest candidate in history, who has visible facial scars from his fight with skin cancer, with a 44 year old woman one heartbeat away. I think they're underestimating how many of them will sit on their hands.
I'll give them this, it took balls. The only reason you can think they made it is, no joke, desperation. The only reason you make this pick if you feel it's ABSOLUTELY REQUIRED that you need a game changer. This kind of voltage on the bottom of the ticket is extremely unusual for that team.
So kudos to them for not being risk adverse, and guaranteeing an outcome that will be historic either way.
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