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#1 Aug 27 2008 at 12:54 PM Rating: Decent
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1.) Selma Got Me Born - NOT EXACTLY, your parents felt safe enough to
have you in 1961 - Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in
1965. (Google'Obama Selma' for his full March 4, 2007 speech and
articles about its various untruths.)


2.) Father Was A Goat Herder - NOT EXACTLY, he was a privileged, well
educated youth, who went on to work with the Kenyan Government.


3.) Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter - NOT EXACTLY, he was part of
one of the most corrupt and violent governments Kenya has ever had.


4.) My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom - NOT EXACTLY, your
cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn
a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread
violence in decades. The current government is pro-American but Odinga
wants to overthrow it and establish Muslim Sharia law. Your
half-brother, Abongo Oba ma, is Odinga's follower. You interrupted your
New Hampshire campaigning to speak to Odinga on the phone. Check out
the following link for verification of that....and for more.


Obama's cousin Odinga in Kenya ran for president and tried to get
Sharia muslim law in place there. When Odinga lost the elections, his
followers have burned Christians' homes and then burned men, women and
children alive in a Christian church where they took shelter.. Obama
SUPPORTED his cousin before the election process here started. Google
Obama and Odinga and see what you get. No one wants to know the truth.


5.) My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian - NOT EXACTLY, she does
her daily Salat prayers at 5am according to her own interviews. Not to
mention, Christianity wouldn't allow her to have been one of 14 wives
to 1 man.


6.) My Name is African Swahili - NOT EXACTLY, your name is Arabic and
'Baraka' (from which Barack came) means 'blessed' in that language.
Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama.


Barack Hussein Obama is not half black. If elected, he would be the
first Arab-American President, not the first black President. Barack
Hussein Obama is 50% Caucasian from his mother's side and 43.75% Arabic
and 6.25% African Negro from his father's side. While Barack Hussein
Obama's father was from Kenya, his father's family was mainly Arabs..
Barack Hussein Obama's father was only 12.5% African Negro and 87.5%
Arab (his father's birth certificate even states he's Arab, not African
Negro). From....and for more....go to.....


http://www.arcadeathome.com/newsboy.phtml?Barack_Hussein_Obama_-_Arab-American,_only_6.25%25_African


7.) I Never Practiced Islam - NOT EXACTLY, you practiced it daily at
school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for
31 years, until your wife made you change, so you could run for office.


4-3-08 Article "Obama was 'quite religious in islam'"
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=60559


8.) My School In Indonesia Was Christian - N OT EXACTLY, you were
registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for
making faces (check your own book).


February 28, 2008. Kristoff from the New York Times a year ago: Mr.
Obama recalled the opening lines of the Arabic call to prayer, reciting
them with a first-rate accent. In a remark that seemed delightfully
uncalculated (it'll give Alabama voters heart attacks), Mr. Obama
described the call to prayer as "one of the prettiest sounds on Earth
at sunset." This is just one example of what Pamela is talking about
when she says "Obama's narrative is being altered, enhanced and
manipulated to whitewash troubling facts."


9.) I Was Fluent In Indonesian - NOT EXACTLY, not one teacher says you
could speak the language.


10.) Because I Lived In Indonesia, I Have More Foreign Experience - NOT
EXACTLY, you were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and couldn't even
speak the language. What did you learn, how to study the Koran and
watch cartoons.


11.) I Am Stronger On Foreign Affairs - NOT EXACTLY, except for Africa
(surprise) and the Middle East (bigger surprise), you have never been
anywhere else on the planet and thus have NO experience with our
closest allies.


12.) I Blame My Early Drug Use On Ethnic Confusion - NOT EXACTLY, you
were quite content in high school to be Barry Obama, no mention of
Kenya and no mention of struggle to identify - your classmates said you
were just fine.


13.)An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office - NOT EXACTLY, Ebony
has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and
never did, exist.


14.) A Life Magazine Article Changed My Outlook On Life - NOT EXACTLY,
Life has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't,
and never did, exist.


15.) I Won't Run On A National Ticket In '08 - NOT EXACTLY, here you
are, despite saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough
experience by then, and you are all about having experience first.


16.) Voting "Present" is Common In Illinois Senate - NOT EXACTLY, they
are common for YOU, but not many others have 130 NO VOTES.


17.) Oops, I Mis-voted - NOT EXACTLY, only when caught by church groups
and Democrats, did you beg to change your mis-vote.


18.) I Was A Professor Of Law - NOT EXACTLY, you were a senior lecturer
ON LEAVE.


19.) I Was A Constitutional Lawyer - NOT EXACTLY, you were a senior
lecturer ON LEAVE.


20.) Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill - NOT EXACTLY, you
didn't write it, introduce it, change it, or create it.


21.) The Ethics Bill Was Hard To Pass - NOT EXACTLY, it took just 14
days from start to finish.


22.) I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill - NOT EXACTLY, your bill was rejected
by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainly
because of your Nuclear donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.


23.) I Have Released My State Records - NOT EXACTLY, as of March, 2008,
state bills you sponsored or voted for have yet to be released,
exposing all the special interests pork hidden within.


24.) I Took On The Asbestos Altgeld Gardens Mess - NOT EXACTLY, you
were part of a large group of people who remedied Altgeld Gardens. You
failed to mention anyone else but yourself, in your books.


25.) My Economics Bill Will Help America - NOT EXACTLY, your 111
economic policies were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0,
and even YOU voted against your own bill.

26.) I Have Been A Bold Leader In Illinois - NOT EXACTLY, even your own
supporters claim to have not seen BOLD action on your part.

27.) I Passed 26 Of My Own Bills In One Year - NOT EXACTLY, they were
not YOUR bills, but rather handed to you, after their creation by a
fellow Senator, to assist you in a future bid for higher office.

28.) No One on my campaign contacted Canada about NAFTA - NOT EXACTLY,
the Canadian Government issued the names and a memo of the conversation
your campaign had with them.

29.) I Am Tough On Terrorism - NOT EXACTLY, you missed the Iran
Resolution vote on terrorism and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports
the destruction of Israel.

30.) I Want All Votes To Count - NOT EXACTLY, you said let the
delegates decide.

31.) I Want Americans To Decide - NOT EXACTLY, you prefer caucuses that
limit the vote, confuse the voters, force a public vote, and only
operate during small windows of time.

32.) I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate - NOT EXACTLY, you passed
26, most of which you didn't write yourself.

33.) I Believe In Fairness, Not Tactics - NOT EXACTLY, you used tactics
to eliminate Alice Palmer from running against you.

34.) I Don't Take PAC Money - NOT EXACTLY, you take loads of it.

35.) I don't Have Lobbyists - NOT EXACTLY, you have over 47 lobbyists,
and counting.

36.) My Campaign Had Nothing To Do With The 1984 Ad - NOT EXACTLY, your
own campaign worker made the ad on his Apple in one afternoon.

37.) I Have Always Been Against Iraq - NOT EXACTLY, you weren't in
office to vote against it AND you have voted to fund it every single
time.

38.) I Have Always Supported Universal Health Care - NOT EXACTL Y, your
plan leaves us all to pay for the 15,000,000 who don't have to buy it

"Qui non intelligit aut discat aut taceat"
Who does not understand should either learn, or be
#2 Aug 27 2008 at 12:57 PM Rating: Excellent
Will swallow your soul
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I'm truely sory for your lots.

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#3 Aug 27 2008 at 1:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Is he on some kind of Michelle Malkin email list?
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#4 Aug 27 2008 at 1:05 PM Rating: Good
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I was really hoping this was about a limited edition armor signed by the nation's first black president. Smiley: disappointed
#5 Aug 27 2008 at 1:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Muslims are EVIL!

Didn't you know it means Satan in Arabic?
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#6 Aug 27 2008 at 1:14 PM Rating: Decent
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4-3-08 Article "Obama was 'quite religious in islam'"
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?...ageId=60559


Highlight of the piece is the link to a WND article.

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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#7 Aug 27 2008 at 1:15 PM Rating: Good
One of the things we love to do in the Obama community, when we get one of these, is compose a sternly worded rebuttal, complete with citations to Factcheck.org and Snopes, then hit "reply to all."

Eventually people stop forwarding us these kinds of emails, because a smear is only effective so long as nobody bothers to correct it.
#8 Aug 27 2008 at 1:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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One of the things we love to do in the Obama community, when we get one of these, is compose a sternly worded rebuttal, complete with citations to Factcheck.org and Snopes, then hit "reply to all."


Speak for yourself, I drive to everyone on the distribution list I can track down and stab them in the face before burning their houses to the ground.

Different strokes, I guess.

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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#9 Aug 27 2008 at 1:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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Speak for yourself, I drive to everyone on the distribution list I can track down and stab them in the face before burning their houses to the ground.
NOT EXACTLY, as that would make you the largest serial killer of all time, and the media has not acknowledged, or reported on, your existence.
#10 Aug 27 2008 at 1:19 PM Rating: Good
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hey whatever works, right?
#11 Aug 27 2008 at 1:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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I received a different Obama chainmail.
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#12 Aug 27 2008 at 2:47 PM Rating: Good
Is that chain we can believe in?
#13 Aug 27 2008 at 2:50 PM Rating: Good
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catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Is that chain we can believe in?
Smiley: lolSmiley: laughSmiley: lol
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#14 Aug 27 2008 at 3:18 PM Rating: Good
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NOT EXACTLY, as that would make you the largest serial killer of all time, and the media has not acknowledged, or reported on, your existence.


Curses, you've found me out.

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Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#15 Aug 27 2008 at 3:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Smasharoo wrote:

NOT EXACTLY, as that would make you the largest serial killer of all time, and the media has not acknowledged, or reported on, your existence.


Curses, you've found me out.



You should have gone the route of you being such a super serial killer that your murders are perfect. You're like the retarded nuclear test survivor that lives out in the desert who rapes and kills any teenagers that happen to drive through your territory.

Edited, Aug 27th 2008 7:20pm by TirithRR
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#16 Aug 27 2008 at 3:23 PM Rating: Good
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NOT EXACTLY, as that would make you the largest serial killer of all time, and the media has not acknowledged, or reported on, your existence.

Curses, you've found me out.


It's the media's Liberal bias.

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#17 Aug 28 2008 at 11:30 PM Rating: Decent
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NephthysWanderer wrote:
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Sources on more than 5.2% of your claims prz.
#18 Aug 29 2008 at 10:22 AM Rating: Decent
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Sources on more than 5.2% of your claims prz.
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Reliable sources on more than 0.0% of your claims prz.

Yea, much better. Quoting wingnutdaily is like quoting the crazy hobo, gets you nothing but what you want to hear.

Edited, Aug 29th 2008 1:20pm by kasandra
#19 Aug 29 2008 at 10:29 AM Rating: Good
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He quoted the chain mail for laughs, there's no need to debate it...

#20 Aug 29 2008 at 11:47 AM Rating: Decent
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trickybeck wrote:

He quoted the chain mail for laughs, there's no need to debate it...



Exactly.

And in a quick scan, it does seem to reference his book as being a source. But hell if I'll read it.
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